Zone-casts: I'd Rather Not

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in constant fear of being grabbed by a Temple Guard from Legends of the Hidden Temple or live with a chronic allergy that changes every hour and you never know what it will be next?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to begin every conversation by farting loudly for a minimum of four seconds or only be able to go to the bathroom in an adult-sized litterbox no matter where you are?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be stuck in a timeshare presentation run by your high school bully or be stuck at a company barbecue with just your boss and the weird guy from work?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be followed during every every waking moment by a mosquito that will bite you every 2 weeks and is constantly buzzing around your head or be stung by a bee five times a week?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have the world’s most successful farm, but one night every month you must stay the night alone as all the crops come to life and try to kill you or work at a Fortune 500 company that operates under Highlander rules but they keep hiring more people at the start of the… Continue reading →

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have clothes that constantly disappear or live with a crushing, irrational fear of elevators?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be able to replicate somebody’s movements by just watching them but keep forgetting stuff or have super strength and need to consume the amount of calories it takes to maintain all of that muscle?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Wake up feeling refreshed and healthy after only one hour of sleep a night but every time you wake up there’s a spider the size of a quarter crawling somewhere on your body or face, or have all your sleep be restless sleep where you never wake up feeling refreshed but you’re… Continue reading →

WOULD YOU RATHER: Become world famous for starring on a reality show, but a large majority of people hate and resent you OR be the inventor of a widely popular product, but you never receive credit, don’t profit form it, and no one will believe that you made it?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Play exclusively narrative-driven video games, but have your only save constantly deleted right before the final level and you can never find out how it ends OR have all music you ever listen to have the audio skipping every 3-5 seconds and it only effects you?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have the ability to travel back in time to any point in your life and redo an event but you completely change time and have to live with the consequences of that change OR Have the ability to travel back in time to any point in history without the ability to change… Continue reading →

WOULD YOU RATHER: Sit in an hour of traffic during every commute to work and constantly feel like you have to pee OR be forced to walk to work every day but vomit uncontrollably every time you cross a street?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in the world of your favorite game OR live in a world where your favorite video game is the most important f***ing thing ever and the entire economy rotates around it?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all doors blocked by a troll who makes you answer a riddle to pass OR Live in a world where spontaneous combustion is a regularly occurring thing?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have everything you eat randomly change its flavor every 10 minutes and that flavor need not be the flavor of another food OR be forced to independently control your legs down to the joint using a specially-built hand controller but the button mapping changes once a week?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have free travel anywhere on any sort of locomotion but all your possessions must fit in two suitcases OR have free housing anywhere you want for life but you have to move every year?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a master thief whose career will immediately end if someone says the phrase “[your name], no swiping” to you OR have the hidden power to talk to animals but you must for an indeterminate length of time live with your parents and a pet as they travel the globe in an… Continue reading →

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a roadie for a very. very big rock band OR be a kaiju on a Power Rangers-esque television show?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to interact socially with every food item that you eat, and this interaction must be at minimum a 1-minute conversation OR have a unique magnetic property that attracts any condiment in a 30 foot radius around you?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have everything you say go through a bad autocorrect filter OR only be able to communicate by yelling very loudly, including conveying emotions?