Synopsis
I'd Rather Not is a weekly comedy podcast about bad decisions and how we make them. Each episode our "expert" panel welcomes a guest to disect "would you rather" scenarios and vote on a "winner". It always either ends in death or an existential crisis.
Episodes
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![Garbage Bag of Organs vs. I Am the Dumpster]()
Garbage Bag of Organs vs. I Am the Dumpster
04/03/2022 Duration: 57minWOULD YOUR RATHER: Be a trash person OR a literal dumpster fire?
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![Fall Forever vs. Egg Ranch]()
Fall Forever vs. Egg Ranch
18/02/2022 Duration: 50minWOULD YOU RATHER: Be trapped on infinite stairs OR head the Sonic drowning music every time you touch water?
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![Fun Old School Terrorism vs. Lord Investor]()
Fun Old School Terrorism vs. Lord Investor
04/02/2022 Duration: 48minWOULD YOU RATHER: Lite Brite Terrorists OR NFT the moon?
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![Black’s Face vs. You Can Take the Bus]()
Black’s Face vs. You Can Take the Bus
21/01/2022 Duration: 42min[CONTENT WARNING: Oscar intentionally makes this question misleading in an attempt to get us in trouble.] WOULD YOU RATHER: Wear Black face [AEW wrestler Malakai Black’s face] OR say the N-word [the word is “no”]?
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![Pan-Mole vs. Blue Collared Blood]()
Pan-Mole vs. Blue Collared Blood
07/01/2022 Duration: 41minWOULD YOU RATHER: Run a fighting league for powerful world-destroying monsters OR run a mystery-solving organization that only solves the most mundane mysteries?
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![2021 Second Chances]()
2021 Second Chances
24/12/2021 Duration: 01h26minOnce again the Rathernauts gather together to revisit some of the past year’s worst scenarios to see if things got any better. They haven’t.
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![I’d Meow-ther Not vs. I’d Rather Nya-t]()
I’d Meow-ther Not vs. I’d Rather Nya-t
10/12/2021 Duration: 54minWOULD YOU RATHER: Travel the multiverse OR have the multiverse invade your reality?
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![Arry Potta and the Sorcerer’s Stone vs. Cherry Tree Miracles]()
Arry Potta and the Sorcerer’s Stone vs. Cherry Tree Miracles
26/11/2021 Duration: 47minWOULD YOU RATHER: have a black dragon OR a black horse?
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![The Glove Penetration vs. Real Arkansas Bill]()
The Glove Penetration vs. Real Arkansas Bill
12/11/2021 Duration: 52minWOULD YOU RATHER: only be able to wear gloves that are slightly too small OR only be able to wear clothing stained with Bill Clinton’s c*m? Guest: Mystakin
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![Boned Dracula vs. Tom Cruise Get iPad]()
Boned Dracula vs. Tom Cruise Get iPad
29/10/2021 Duration: 39minWOULD YOU RATHER: Be a skeleton or a mummy?
