Think Of The Children

Yes, we're really calling the episode that, no we don't care about optics. The boys are back, sporting a fresh new look! This week, we make one old woman the new cornerstone of all anime, take on a military contract and make a rad new Nintendo 64 game. It's the boys you love with a fresh coat of paint! Currently Brainstorming: Bad Jokes, Cock Exercises, Dirty Money Boy, The Blockening Part 7: Chaka Khan, Spoon Oba-san: New Shonen Protagonist, Ballistic Beyblades, Alan Cumming in a Box, The Twitter Bear, Another Anime Tangent, Pick Up Lines, Sean Astin's Monster Musume, Jay just reads a Wikipedia Page Synopsis, Mr. Jones' Lizard Fuckin' Pills, Virgin Soul Lube, & Turok: Dinosapien (N64 Video Game) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Soul Sound: Draconihype, Tortured Soul Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Webs

It's our birthday, and we'll podcast if we want to! We've been ruining childhoods for a calendar year now, so we decided to go back to our first episode and re-ruin all the stuff we did then, with a hot new twist. This week, we teach the children vital office skills, send the office to Deep Space, create a dark clown entity and ask "What if Children raised babies?". It's all here in this Birthday Special of Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: The Herpes of Podcasts, Minion Love Eggs, The Office: Deep Space 9, Incel Categorization, Chernobyl Tourism, Jay's True Self, Runescape for Microsoft Office 2019, Comrade Raven: The Pagan Communist, Specialist Shlurp Correspondent, My Name is Ozymandias, Jim Broadbent VS. The Machines, A Very Horny Bionicle Fuck Adventure, Piss, Bojangles the Clown Pimp Cryptid, & Rugrats (2019 Reality Show) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Soul Sound: Draconihype, Tortured Soul Use

This week, the boys make up for Jay forgetting about the gays so often, by getting very very gay! This week, we make some art-house cinema, some fun new cocktails, and make children terrified of the thing they love most! Come in, stay a while, we have Greek Statues... Currently Brainstorming: Finishing the Fight, The Gooseberry Fool Returns, Stupid Sexy Mobius, Shogeki no Arisu, Blood and Blood (Period), Vodka Sharts, Hugh Jackman Railing Someone, Watch my Chops: I love You, Numerical Neckbeards, Suncream Flavoured Troll Cum, Ray's Good, Ol' Dick Holsters, & Minions: Fuck 'Em Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com

WELP. We jump the horny shark a little bit on this one, gang, won't lie. However, it's still very good. This week, Owen and Jay make a tremendous discovery, put discuss the finer details of Racoon sex, and raise an army of Chinchillas. It's all here and it's all gross. Currently Brainstorming: Chinchilla Delivery Service, The Final Boss of Rat Fucking, Teenage Mutant Bachelor Turtles, Cock Maths, Rupert the Bear is a Chode, The Gooseberry Fool, A Discovery, Barb: the Pervert, Big Ol' Bat Biddies, Sonic the Hedgehog's Sexual Exploits, The Blinding of Owen, Jumping the Horny Shark, The Other Fuck, Mr. Beefcurtains, & Quickdraw McGraw: He has hands now. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com

It's a few days late, because production schedules, am I right? This week, Jay brings a chaotic energy into the studio, which in turn, affects the podcast. However, we still create a Lovecraftian nightmare, give a cryptid a reality show, and create a dastardly serial killer that would *get it*. It's more you love from the boys you love! Currently Brainstorming: Jay forgets the gays exist, The Shadow over Balamory, Jay forgets the Hoobs exist, Smnmsnmmnsgnger, The Personality Forge, Useful Children, The Gloved One, Painful Memories of Childhood Love, A Stranger's Cum, More Fart Jokes, The Blockening Part 6: Jedi's Paradise, Portland Bill: The Pirate Cryptid, Goonies: The Later Years, Fuck Jigsaw: The Jigsaw that Fucks, & Think of the Children (2019 Podcast/The Pyramid Scheme) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Di

The boys are back in town! This week, Owen and Jay discuss a fun new tasty, and deadly, microtransaction. That's just the start! Also, half the goddamn episode disappears into the ether and we had to record a new second half! But despite that it's still really really good? We're firing on full this week! Currently Brainstorming: The Aardvark Wars, Owen's Noble Steed, Mr. Kipling Battle Packs, Fuck the Pandas, Fire Bars, How to make content, Take 2, Hard-On Tim, Dangermau5, Website Absorption, The Cosmic Cat, & Dr. Snuggles: The Cursed Tapes Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com

Jay's back and he's hornier than ever. In this All-Disney/Pixar episode of Think of the Children, we make some Kingdom Hearts jokes, make ocean cum, and make Harvey Wienstien no longer alive! Currently Brainstorming: Kingdom Hearts Jokes, Think of the Children: A Musical, Contract Law, Brexit Update!, Ocean Cum/Land Cum, Telling Harvey Wienstien to kill himself, 2019: Ha, Gay, Shang's Abs, "the Huns be nasty", Brothers Grimm: The Anime, Animal Fucking Hole, Meme Review Part 2, Xehanort Powers & NCIS: Zootopia Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com

This week, Jay is off to do his exams, so Owen is joined in the offices by friend of the show, voice of Ronah on Not Saving the Realm and good Dad, Bonnie Lewis! This week, we do something significant for Mumford and Sons, revive classic 70's Stop Motion, and give Seth Green work, cause lord knows he needs it. Currently Brainstorming: Futher's Day, Brian and Woman, Dick Tounges, Bonnie ages before our very eyes, Here Comes Mumford and Sons, Piss Foods, Meat Syrup, The Blockening Part 5: JK Rowling, Pagbuss, The Big Toke, Soup Dragon Law, & Neon Genesis Eveclangelion Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy Website: www.totccast.com

It's 2019, and your favorite boys are back in the office! Jay's got a new mic, Owen has a new sense of self-worth and it's all fucking rosy. This week, we have children fighting animals, children fighting with extinct animals, Murder Most Foul, and a Sociopathic Journalist! It's all here, and it's all the worst on Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: The Future!, Children Drinkin' Whiskey, Nald the Finance/Legal/Security Dragon, Municipal Zoo Planning, Oswald And Jeff, Jetsunma Tenzin Palmo: A Real Life Hero, The Dinosaur Shit Fighting Show, Chronal Crimes, Dragons Fucking Cars, Murderous Sea Captains, Barista Hot Cocklate, Jay goes off on Art again, ScarJo Riffs, & Goldie Gold and Action Jack: The Untold Story Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy

Ding Dong Merrily on High, Children, it's Christmas Time here in our office. All the employees have gone home for the holidays... those that survived, anyway. Cha'boys are still here burning the midnight oil for one last blow out show for the year. This week, we punch some babies, give Jesus the chance to bite back, get some kids drunk, and worship the Island Gods. Stuff your face with Turkey and Comedy this holiday season! Currently Brainstorming: Scata, Greg the Intern, Son of the Farmer and Son of the Father, Moordor, Razor Candy, Dessert Trading, Condiment Crimes, Owen's Cloaca Incident, The Cost of Human Life, ASMR, Bendydicks Cumsabunch, Reflections, Anthrax and Cum, & Drunk Nativity (With kids!) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy

This week, the boys figure out their Wu Tang names and the Wu Tang Names of their pen names. In addition, we give mice the anarchic revolutionary icon they so desperately crave, go round the twist, and finally, reach apotheosis: create furry porn. It's all here this week! Currently Brainstorming: Sewer People/Anime Fans, The Code Word, No Gods, No Masters, Only Mice, Merch Ideas, Pen Names, Sarkastik Contender, Swordballs, Derek, The Aber Frontier, A Forgery, Schulrmp, The Blockening Part 4, Secret Dad: Tony, Anus Mouth, TV Magic, & Dogtanian: A Furry Porn Spectacular Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy

With the news that Tumblr is waging a war on porn, we pick up the slack and do what is probably our horniest episode yet. Which is saying a lot, especially for us. This week, we create a fun new fruit snack, make some original IP and teach the children the value of disappointment. Currently Brainstorming: Female Presenting Nipples, The Poddy Awards, Stealth Rock, Cum Fly with Me, Musical Interludes, Fullmetal Big Cook, The Harem Department, Making something better?, iPodcast, With Apologies to Ms. Hutton, TOTC: The Video Game, Dadson, Queen Delano, & Lunchable Predictions Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy

Is this The End of Think of the Children? I mean, no, it isn't, but we got you there for a second, huh? This week, we take a look at some magnetic toys, some marionettes and create a potato abomination of which we are ashamed. Enjoy! Currently Brainstorming: Name Confusion, Nonchalant Murderers, Jay's Brazzer's Story, Gundambirds, Hooded Dark Magician, Guns of the Podcastriats, Grim Mask of Joy, The Nineteenth Truth, Professional Foley Work, Too Dark?, Pre-Teen Communist Arms Dealing, Gestalt Potato Consciousness, Orgasm Clickbait, Sonic Transmutation, & Barney the Dinosaur (2018) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy

I mean no hyperbole when I say that this is our best episode yet. It's a yuck a minute, we really on the fuckin ball with this one. As well as giving Cera some work, we also kick Jeff Bezos around some, break Jay's heart, and send some puppets off to war. It's a fucking *rollercoaster* my dudes. Currently Brainstorming: McNamara = Best Girl, Juggling Fish, DDPS, The Sword of Damassstinks, Horsepowers, Micheal Cera: The Movie, Big Powerful Heart, Dogwelder, Puppet Vietnam, Boypusi, Jeff Bezos Cock Assault, Jay Wins, & It Came from the Butt Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/fkZGJuy

We're still off schedule, but we ain't stopping! This week, the boys reach deep into the Bear well. Owen creates a fantastic new anime OP, Jay hates art, and the boys kill a bunch of aspiring celebrities while they race towards a boat. Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Dick, Animal Economics, Pot Shots at Nomura, BTEC Lego, Bearem Anime, Hetalia 2: We all fuckin' a Bear, Corbyn-Senpai, Real Truths, Favours for Corbyn, Ha, Got 'Em, The best advice Jay has ever given, & Blue Peter: Worldwide Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Record Scratch by Luffy Anime Interlude: TAIATARI★Romance feat. GUMI, Souichi Sakagami (Trial & Error) Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

After the spirits got inside Owen's PC and done broke it, it's our Halloween special! Only 4 days late! Which is incredibly on brand for us, if you think about it. This week, we get very horny, drag each other to hell and ruin a cult classic, all while talking about various types of jizz. So you know, on brand again. Currently Brainstorming: Jay's Pussy, A very horny Halloween, Finance Bag, Communist Dragon Utopia, Ghost Truck, Five Nights at Freddies the ARG, A very Christian Podcast, A Yorkshire Lass and the Frog, Pret Proximity, Virgin Grandmothers, Duck Cum, Bus Bus Plane Crash, The Anime Sins, Garbage Boy Stink Man, Eternal Smashmouth, Pussy Pussy Poo, The Shining 2: Still Shinin', & Hocus Pocus: Directed by and starring Stephen King Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

The title is a funny joke about how the episode is both weirdly centred around dogs, and also how it's because we're ill. It's funny. Laugh. Either way, the boys are back off hiatus to continue to do that funky thing they do so good and mess your nostalgia up proper, like, guv. Currently Brainstorming: Cap Conversion, Jay kills the brand, We lose the dang plot, Roach out to Nike, Fartgate, Jay's Pantsu, Dynamo Sneakers, Tandem Bodily Functions, A Scientific Debate, RAF Recruitment Dog, Funny D-Day Jokes, Audio Hell, A Dramatic Reading, Purina is made of Cats!, Owen becomes Yokai, & Sword Art Online III: Dog's Life Online Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

A day late, sure, but we still here! Jay is back and has virtually nothing to contribute. This week, we sell out, invent a new type of nature documentary, introduce a new segment and break a few eggs. Currently Brainstorming: Hot Otaku, Phantom Flatmates, Sexual Congress, Mini? Cheddars, Radioactive Spider Cum, Holy St. Brendan, No Blood, Just Spiders, Owen potentially ruins his life, Shit-Eatin' Tim, McHacks, Reggie Fils-Amie Mech Suit, Pulling a Jay, Grapes, Just straight up pornography, & The Magic Omlette Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

This week, Jay has fucked off to Spain, and therefore missed out on this three-way (podcast) between Owen and the hilarious ladies from the #relevant podcast, Erin and Kaedi! Join us as we talk about Sex Amazon, killing children on the playground and on the Oregon Trail via opioids! It's a fucking buck-wild ride, dog, buckle up. Currently Brainstorming: The Shrek Experience, Shittin' Diseases, Snake Oil Alchemy, A list of British Things, Healthcare Deep Cuts, Beanie Babies but Drugs, We go to a Zoo, Bougie Meals on Wheels, Owen's Condom Emporium, Sex Amazon, Free Ice Cream!, Pimping Ryan Gosling, The complete opposite of the show, And Children killing themselves for Sport Get more #relevant! Twitter: @Weresorelevant Podcast: http://ow.ly/S1Hm30j8OOv Erin: @realeringarnett Kaedi: @KaediAnn Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

The Exec Boys Made Good are back for another episode. This week, we tackle the impeccable acting skills of Brendan Fraiser, Weeaboos, Jedward, and sliding into the DM's of the Commander in Chief. You're welcome ;) Currently Brainstorming: Dog Rights, Dressing Gown Etiquette, A Field Guide to Dragons, Charisma given Flesh, An Amazing Beautiful Good Boy, Harassing Famous People, Brendan Fraiser Induced Semen, The Vaping/E-Cig Confusion, Pop Stars in Platemail, The Jedward Experiment, Jaeger, The Very Active Jedward Fandom, Obstruction of Justice, Cheeto Seduction: A Radio Play, Jay Rage, Spanish 101, & Beyblade with Fidget Spinners Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Record Scratch by Luffy Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast