Think Of The Children

The boys are back in town, this week mainly hitting up shows about bands featuring rodents and marsupials. We also fuck around with cryptids and Dolph Lundgren, which is a recipe for disaster. Currently Brainstorming: Amateur Topology, Nald/Noel the Gold Dragon, The Not so Secret Saturdays, Interview with a Monster, The Meme Review, Hedgehog Canon, Mouse Science, Rastamouse: Behind the Music, Jay reads off yet another *fucking* IMDb page, The Robotnik/Eggman Confusion, A Taxfunded Robot Conversion Machine, and Dolph Lundgren's Brain Jitsu (A series of University Lectures) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

After another strage break, Owen and Jay return in a tour de force to talk about boning on the high seas, geometry wars, the French Aesthetic and go off on yet more weird tangents. It's all you love from the boys you love, it's Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: Fake Lottery Tickets, Extraplanar Rhombuses, Lizard Porn, The Shadow over the Big Blue House, Cosmic Barber, The sad truth about gay pirates, Jay continues to read cast lists off IMDB, Butch Hartman strikes again, Jay's terrible opinions, Soy is Unbreakable, [STEPHEN KING], "Night Night, Bigot", and Jojo's Bizzare Big-Top Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

We're back! This time around, we lean hard into puppetry, old school cartoons, and the terrifying knowledge that we are simply cogs in a machine running slowly towards the heat death of the universe. It's all fun and games on Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: Office Architecture, The Bay of Carolina, Nihilism, The chances of anything coming from Hoobland, Good news, everyone!, H472, Another moment of genuine advice, People are ass sometimes, Mysterons=Mysterio, A very sad allegory for capitalism, A Kingdom Hearts Radio Play, and The Very Regular Show Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

This week, we're joined by a special guest, Ismay (aTeacupGamer), and we're all very tired! This translates to us all slowly losing our sanity and Jay turning into a maniacal supervillain Currently Brainstorming: A Prepared Statement, Pizza Gremlins, Nautical Sex, A Very Horny Fish Themed Zoombini Fuck Adventure, Monika gets in the waveforms, Snake Girls/Snake Guns, A fun new murder contraption, Johnathan Freeman, The original Dickbutt, Pissburg Pigs, Comedy 101, Anime Eyes, Owen and Ismay lose their goddamn minds, Defenestration, Jay starts chatting shit Jay extends our pain Jay causes us to beg for death Just Jay. Get more Ismay! Twitter: @aTeacupGamer Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ateacupgamer Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

This episode is really horny for some reason? We talk about fuckin' like a lot, idk. There are jokes in here, too though, so it's all good stuff as per. Currently Brainstorming: Subway Mathematics, Jay's Travel Stories, Glacier Pacing, Innuendo Jinx, Dick Jokes... again, The Bubonic Plague, Banana Hype, You're a rapper, Charlie Brown! Music History with Professor Jay, Beautiful Boy Band Simulator 2016, Straight* up Fuckin', Be horny, get success, and Noctis and the Holograms Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

We're broadening our horizons here at TOTC, now everything is welcome. TV, Movies, Toys, Food, The Outdoors, The concept of youth itself, it's all here and all ripe for destruction... Currently Brainstorming: The Goblin Curse, Politics!, An expanded perspective, Rita, Atrius [sic], Action Bloke, The Book of Cretins, Space Pineapple, Frozen Vodka, Toilet Humour, Sentient Plastic Collosi, The steely embrace of Mecha-Christ, and Battle Royale. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

This week, we're back to being idiots surrounding a box, lean hard into hot puppet on puppet action, force political dichotomies to co-exist in literally the same body, and discuss vore some more because of course we do. Also Owen talks about musicals again, because he's a jackass. Currently Brainstorming: Utter failure, The worst pun, Jizz, Too Many Heathers references, Wolfenstein Tween, Muppets in Westeros, One Fine Day, The invisible hand of the free market, Polar Bear Etymology, The Devil's Lettuce, Derek the Kingpin, Bill and Ben (2018 Movie) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

We're getting intellectual at TOTC Towers and are taking a look at some books! They're like TV without pictures. Join us again as we make some children's lives more miserable, ramble for 20 minutes about Warrior Cats and establish a brand new religion... Currently Brainstorming: The Highest Praise, The Great Undertale Debate, Lemony Snickerdoodle's Misery Children, The Duncan Quagmire Defense Squadron, Puddleshine, "Medicine-Cat Apprentice", Really honest critiques out of nowhere, Cat NASA, and The Church of The Harry Potter/My Immortal Neural Net. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

The office is very hot and we probably both have heatstroke, so the format is a little different this week. We roll all of our ideas together into one hot, sticky mess that just gets... everywhere. Also if you actually wanna remake The Last Jedi, this one probably ain't for you. Just a heads up, Currently Brainstorming: Arguing about Mass Effect Fields, Dr. Little's Retro Meme Machine, Star Wars Hot Takes, Willem DaFoe in Drag, +3 Incest Modifiers, Jay grows as a person, Bad Texan Accents, and PewDiePie presents: Treasure Planet, A D&D Actual Play Series (Youtube Red Original). Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/totccast

Jay returns from his voyage into the ether, and he's ready to ruin your childhood like old times. This time we talk about weird animation, dating sims, profound japanese shit, and continue to revolutionise the British prison system. Currently Brainstorming: Ravaged by Disease, Apologies to Jay's Girlfriend, Psycho-Sexual Cowboys, The jokes just stop for a bit, Doki Doki Octopus Dare, Jay annoys Owen's neighbors, Vore, ASMR, More Drag Race, and The Slammer (2018) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/totccast

This week, Aemyn Connolly of But Yeah Podcast fame enters our esteemed office to discuss a plethora of stuff from down under, including but not limited to, how to become good friends, drowning a man in a barrel and cooking some grub before burning down a hospital. Also Owen talks about some vampire nonsense from Canada for a bit. Currently Brainstorming: The Podcasters we met along the way, Tonal Inconsistencies, More Puppets, Just Worms, Ancient Greek Soap Operas, Owen is consumed by Tommy Wiseau, Time's Inexorable Pull, All Aussie Suicide Squad, and An actual sign-off. Get more of Aemyn!: Twitter: @aemyn/@butyeahpod/@OLBPod Website: www.butyeahpodcast.com Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

This week, Ed Bachta of the UnAired! podcast joins Owen in the office as they discuss a beloved gameshow, a well-remembered Nickcom and a weird piece of children's animation that Owen incepted into the world through sheer force of will and was wildly successful. Currently Brainstorming: Guts 2: The Game Never Stops, Dark Sacrament Cat, Monkey Peyote Smuggling, A show named after a catchprase, That Rascally Hitler, Drake Bell's Nudes, Apologies to Mr. Bachta, Unchristian Hand Motions and Some really good Pokemon Jokes Get more of Ed!: Twitter: @unairedpodcast Website: www.unairedpodcast.com Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

This week, Jay says some really problematic shit, but we turn it around into something positive in the end. We also discuss more gameshows, a bold new direction for Dr. Who and what happens when you trap 5 Drag Queens in a room together. Currently Brainstorming: Jay does Pre-Pro, Horse Gimp Masks, Torture disguised as a beauty regime, Really positive shit out of nowhere, The Cryptkeeper on Meth, Food Crimes, Yet another fucking Steven Moffat rant, Toxic Masculinity: The Show, Shangela's Trapped! and Low Blood Sugar. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

This week, Jay and Owen have a kind of grab bag at video games, tabletop gaming and other tripe before talking about kids TV from the 2000's again. If you wanna hear Jay's voice, this is the episode for you, the boy talks a lot this time around. Currently Brainstorming: Abandoned Cold Opens, Jay shoots Owen's wife, the right way to assault someone's genitals, Dabbing Ninjas, new Guerilla Marketing strategies, Alien Parents, Joey Salads' Just Desserts and Spy Kids: The New Revolution. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

This week, we take a dip into magazine shows, early 3D animation, and create the best gameshow anyone has ever devised. Spoilers: There are tasers. Currently Brainstorming: Da Bungalow, Jay's new corporal form, continuous technical issues, the biggest foreheads, walking dicks, BTEC Beyblades, random apes, anime in real life and an all new Urban Jungle Run. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

Owen is back from Japan, and so in order for him to write the trip off as a business expense, this episode focuses solely on Japanese Anime because like 90% of you are weeaboos anyway. Currently Brainstorming: New Microphones, Bear Hands, Demonology, Really on the nose philosophy, Mr. Dad: Rock Hard, The Official Millwall FC Fancast, Jay Little vs. The World and Code Geass: Ledouche of the Rebellion. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

In this episode, we present our pilot, once again for your listening pleasure. Hollywood re-release movies all the time, we're doing the same for the podcast. Currently Brainstorming: Edgy Recess, Stephen Moffat's superpowers, The New Jersey of the UK, Mr. DeVito's emotionally unavailability, dark sacraments, HP Lovecraft, and the new and improved Matilda. Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

In this episode of Think of The Children, we dabble in marketing, make an enemy of Hidetaka Miyazaki probably forever, and create the most ambitious crossover event of all time. Even more than Smash. Currently Brainstorming: Mr. Blobby's frightening connotations, our deepest fears, lovely boys from Rotherham turned assassins, a new Bloodborne game and Inspector Gadget's light insanity Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com

In this episode of Think of The Children, it's only about 50% jokes and 50% very serious media pitching. We know you'll like it though, there's plenty of good stuff in here. Currently Brainstorming: Esoteric Children's Gameshows, Mr. Nomura's Wild Ride, Aliens with butts for faces, a really weird tangent about Pokemon, Chaise-Lounge etiquette and Rugrats (2018). Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Used under Creative Commons Twitter: @totccast Email: totccast@gmail.com