Think Of The Children

It's our birthday, and we'll podcast if we want to! We've been ruining childhoods for a calendar year now, so we decided to go back to our first episode and re-ruin all the stuff we did then, with a hot new twist. This week, we teach the children vital office skills, send the office to Deep Space, create a dark clown entity and ask "What if Children raised babies?". It's all here in this Birthday Special of Think of the Children! Currently Brainstorming: The Herpes of Podcasts, Minion Love Eggs, The Office: Deep Space 9, Incel Categorization, Chernobyl Tourism, Jay's True Self, Runescape for Microsoft Office 2019, Comrade Raven: The Pagan Communist, Specialist Shlurp Correspondent, My Name is Ozymandias, Jim Broadbent VS. The Machines, A Very Horny Bionicle Fuck Adventure, Piss, Bojangles the Clown Pimp Cryptid, & Rugrats (2019 Reality Show) Music: Intro: Baffy, Money Man Break: Baffy, The Numberless Circling Cows of the Crop (Cow Pie) Outro: Baffy, Purple Wine Soul Sound: Draconihype, Tortured Soul Use