Paco's Got Balls Featuring Wendi

Paco and Balls entertain the enigmatic Moonshine Pickles and the lovely Kim Stanton while recapping previous episodes and following up on some hot topics. Balls gets a killer deal at Ma’s Pizza, and Paco ponders about the troubled times of a bygone age. Then Balls expresses his concerns about a nefarious soy burger, and Paco chats admin duties for Big Timing Comedy. Soon Paco and Balls are weighing in on Shia Labeouf, and Balls reveals some unpleasant feedback from an audience member. The game is on when Paco, Balls, and Kim cue up some Real or Fake News to round out the evening! Tags: Moonshine Pickles, Kim Stanton, Ma’s Pizza, Constantine, Keanu Reeves, Customer Feedback from the live show, T-Shirt Time, Saw, Games, Real or Fake News, glyphosate, Monsanto, Weedkiller, Impossible Foods, QUEEN  

Powerhouse guest Bob Delmont returns for a rip-roarin’ good time with Paco, Balls and Producer Mike, this time geared up for the hot seat! First, Bob unveils the origins of his radio program, Delmont’s Diner, and Paco gives an update on his conflict with the the Home Owner’s Association. Then Bob talks his visit to the Anne Frank house. With a bit of a push, Balls drops Wendi Townsend a line, and she provides updates on her dream job and tells us why we should look for a few Wendi-centric surprises during the next Ravens game! After an alarming fun fact about sloths, Bob gets drilled about his work, music, television, and reveals his trick to staying so jacked. We talk Breaking Bad, the Boys, Cobra Kai, and Seinfeld…plus the gang reveals their favorite country singers! Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ravens, Anne Frank, Gestappo, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Boys, Homelander, Cobra Kai, Youtube, Amazon Prime, Jerry Seinfeld, George Kastanza, Reba Mcentire, Travis Tritt, Garth Brookes, Country

It’s the 3 year anniversary of Paco’s Got Balls featuring Wendi, and we welcome the liquidy-voiced Bob Delmont, of "Delmont's Diner Mid-days on WPOC! After Paco chronicles the events that made podcast history, Bob surprises us with a delicious anniversary gift. Then Balls recaps the live show at Union Craft Brewery, where Paco had to play the bad guy, and the boys rubbed elbows with some 98Rock Allstars - including our own Wendi Townsend! Paco chats his Ocean City conference, and the group discusses the Ocean City H2OI. Soon, Paco and Bob pull out some impressions, and Balls talks college football scholarships, Ray Lewis, and Ravens in the Sports Corner. Paco addresses Ravens current situation in detail. Tags: Bob Delmont, Delmont’s Diner, 93.1 WPOC, Ocean City, Union Craft Brewery, Jay Mohr, Gilbert Gottfried, Frank Caliendo, Christopher Walken, Ray Lewis, Football, scholarships, NFL, NAACP, Dancing with the Stars, Ravens, Earl Thomas, Brandon Williams, Jimmy Smitts, Child's Play

Paco… Balls… Wendi… Producer Mike and... "INTERN" Andy! The gang is together again in an uproarious reunion show recorded live at Baltimore’s own Union Craft Brewing, with special returning guest Scott Reardon of 98 Rock! After a quick discussion of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker film, Balls breaks out a mysterious gift he received for Wendi, which triggers flashbacks of the 2018 Mystery Mailer. The gang handles a particularly verbose audience member before delving into the new Ravens quarterback, and then it’s on to audience questions. We chat body positivity, zombie apocalypses, and homosexual experimentation. Scott suffers a critical blow from a belligerent audience member, and Wendi discusses pimple popping. It’s a wild night filled with delicious Union Craft brews, games, prizes, and some classic Paco and Balls antics as they reunite with their MVP! TAGS: Scott Reardon, 98 Rock, Justin, Scott and Spiegel in the Morning, Union Craft Brewing, Ravens, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Dildos, Pimple Popping, @Chicago

Returning guest Connor Dykes arrives on the scene from PG County to talk shop with the boys, who are fueled this time by flavored seltzers. Paco talks about his college days masquerading as his alter ego, and Chipotle’s new protein option is discussed. Then the boys talk their favorite fast food joints. Paco suggests an ambitious new show segment that lets Balls vent, and Connor describes a close call at an airport. Paco and Balls make plans to be cops. Then Connor takes the spotlight to talk about his progress in standup comedy.   Tags: Connor Dykes, Prince George’s County, Steve McCenna, Three Sheets, Chipotle, Vic Farrari, Cops, Airport, Kiss, Ares Spears, Cranberry seltzer, Van Halen

It’s a Full House minus the John Stamos, when Balls, Paco and Mike welcome our Salisbury pals: Mila Simon, Connor Dykes, and the teetle toatling John Dayton! John talks about his upcoming trip to Albuquerque to spread the good word. Then Balls gushes about Breaking Bad, and Connor gives his critique of the Sopranos. Things get topical when Paco rages about the recent New York ban of flavored e-cigs, and expresses his paranoia about the sinister HOA. Balls calls on the power of Wendi to cheer him up, all the way from the remote reaches of the 98Rock studio. The gang chats Ravens and tries their luck at winning Joker tickets. And finally the team takes a look at some listener voicemails, and here’s from some familiar and not-so familiar characters. TAGS: Kelly’s Dream Annual Gold Tournament, Albuquerque, John Dayton, Mila Simon, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, Better Call Saul, Sons of Anarchy, New York, Flavored e-cigarettes, Ravens, Joker, Cat Mannon, Wendi Townsend, The Cars, Ric Ocasek

Eric Woodworth is back to help welcome returning guest, the sultry voiced Pete Bergen, who sparks a discussion about Paco’s VR Porn challenge. Then Balls describes his recent targets for the chocolate dick prank, and the gang speculates about density. When Paco shares a particularly relevant Bible verse, we go off-the-rales on a for-skin-tuitous bit about the trial of Christ as held in the deep South. After we delve into this week’s voicemails, we dish about Wendi’s recent birthday roast.   Tags: Pete Bergen, Eric Woodworth, The Final Five, Tom Myers, the Bible, Jesus Christ, VR Porn, Chocolate Dick, Foreskin, Sean Savoy, Dave Draper, Donald Duck, Goofy, Voicemails, Graveyard Goons Kajun Kelley, "Sky Is Falling", 9-11

The boys are back, this time time with Baltimore comedian and host of Quality Time podcast Erik Woodworth in the Wendi chair! As the crew speculates her whereabouts, Balls dials her phone - but will he get a hold of her? And where is she?? The answer could shake the very foundation of Paco’s Got Balls as we know it! Plus, Paco and Balls give a recap of their trip to see KISS, and talk about Paul Stanley’s new routine. Story time continues as Balls delivers a rapid fire account of his drunken Labor Day weekend boating adventures, and Paco tells a tragic tale of an old friend from Souris’s Saloon.   Tags: 7th Annual Kelly's Dream Golf, 98 Rock, Erik Woodworth, Quality Time Podcast, Bloodsport, Dawn of the Dead, KISS, Paul Stanley, Van Halen, Diamond Dave, Labor Day, Teen Wolf, Michael J Fox, Wedding Ring, Cellar Door, The Hangover, Souris’s Saloon,

Wendi and guest host Mike Quindlen welcome Baltimore comedian Haywood Turnipseed to the studio to hold down the fort as Balls and Paco attend KISS. After Wendi cues up the vodka machine gun, Quindlen probes Haywood about his recent New York Times opinion piece and his special appearance for the BBC discussing Trump. When things heat up politically, Haywood gets a hot seat from Wendi and Mike to talk his favorite female comedians, his favorite comedy show, and more.   TAGS: Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York Times, BBC, Trump, Politics, Oliver, Walker Hays, Emilio Estivez, Kim Stanton, Glow, KISS

Paco and Balls are on the road to see KISS, but Wendi brings in the sensational Mike Quindlen to guest host! Plus, hometown girl and New York comedian Walker Hays is in the house, with comedian Haywood Turnipseed! After Walker discusses her romantic history with Quindlen, the gang talks the stark contrast between the DC and Baltimore comedy scene. Wendi prepares for her upcoming birthday roast, and teases us with some stingers. Then Wendi talks about her dad, her stormy relationship with his wife, and the struggles of being intimidating to dominant men. Walker provides some wisdom about impermanence and perspective, and the group chimes in with some ad hoc psyche therapy. Finally Walker talks her upcoming tours and an upcoming secret project that leaves us guessing! TAGS: Walker Hays, Haywood Turnipseed, Mike Quindlen, New York, DC, Roast, Therapy, Hockey, Capitals, Oliver, KISS

Superstars Rob Baier and Denny Grace from local band Kanye Twitty pull up a couch tonight for a sip of the Holy Grail of vodka bottles, with Paco, Balls and Wendi rambunctious as ever! After we plumb the depths of the urban dictionary for an elusive term, our guests join in on some Just Push Play, where Paco and Wendi throw shade at a Motley Crew member. Then Rob and Denny talk music in the hot seat, including their bitchin’ band, their bizarre opening for Kenny Chesney, and brushing elbows with the slew of talent in their circles. This star-powered rock ’n roll fantasy ends with a rare treat - an exclusive acoustic performance that will knock your socks off!   Tags: Kanye Twitty, Rob Baier, Denny Grace, Here’s to the Night, Steve Bosniak, Chris Kirkpatrick, Kenny Chesney, Carry Underwood, Motley Crew, Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody, Ass Reamers, Eddie Van Halen, Donkey Sauce, Kelly’s Dream, Matchbox 20, KISS

Our three bared besties welcome Paco’s Got Balls super fan Kristine Klebrowski to the booth, who, along with Producer Mike, tell the story of how they met back in the days of Yahoo! Plus, Mike’s main squeeze Kim returns! With Paco and Wendi off the rails, Balls brings in the reigns to recap Wendi’s recent show at Snifters. Then Balls discusses a new publicity stunt involving chocolate dicks in the mail. Wendi gives an update on a former guest and discusses a recent successful show with Baltimore comedian Abby Mello. Then Producer Mike queues up the messages we’ve received from YOU, the listeners! And things wrap up with a hot seat featuring Krissy, where she talks about why she listens to the show and her musical passions. Tags: Krissy, Kim, Chocolate Dicks, Abby Mello, Kelly's Dream, Snifters, User Voicemails, Rat, Hair Metal, Child’s Play, Brian Jack, Journey, Aerosmith, Toys in the Attic, Bohemian Rhapsody

Joanna Campbell and Kelly O'Donnell Ware are back this week for a titillating part 2. After Paco explodes with Balls on the Baltimore music scene, the two make plans to take the show on the road, with sites set on Church of Satire! Balls explains a recent awkward phone call, and then its Joanna vs Wendi for a game of 'Who does Time Fullpower love more?' We round out this episode exploring chocolate dicks, the complex emotions of cocktails, the subtle nuances of a recent viral challenge created by porn stars. Finally, Balls breaks the news about a new segment on the show that involves listener participation. TAGS: Joanna Campbell, Kelley O'donnell Ware, Kelley's Dream, Tim Fullpower, 100.7 The Bay, Barry Sax and the Hound, Chocolate Dicks, Intern Andy, Richard Yeagley, Running Butthole Challenge, Jim Bryan, Church of Satire, Tommy Sinbazo, Cheap Trick

Podcast family favorite Kelly O’Donnell Ware drops by to kick off the episode with a plug for the 7th Annual Kelly's Dream golf tournament! Kelley helps us warmly welcome celebrity guest - D.J. and radio personality Joanna Campbell from 100.7 The Bay! After Wendi reveals how she injured her hand, Balls describes another gory incident that has us cringing. Then Jo talks about her long and fruitful career in radio, her favorite album of all time, and all the famous folks she’s grazed elbows with. It’s a star-studded hour packed with booze, bands, and badasses, as the crew shares tattoos, William Shatner’s music, stories of Amish markets, and cheese filled hot dogs.   TAGS: Joanna Campbell, Kelly O’Donnell Ware, Kelley’s Dream, Walk the Moon, Green Day, Dookie, 21 Pilots, Crash Test Dummies, Taylor Swift, Red Octopus Tattoos, Ink Masters, HFSFestival, Gavin Rothdale, Gwen Stefani, Real Big Fish, William Shatner, Billy Joe Armstrong, Dave Navarro, David Bowie

We pleasurably welcome comedian Dusty York all the way from NYC to talk shop about comedy and East Coast show business! First off, Paco Balls and Wendi takes guesses about how Dusty met his girlfriend. Then the gang discusses the tricky road to getting paid work as a standup in New York and Baltimore, and plans are devised to take a group trip to the Big Apple together.   Tags; Dusty York, New York, Ottobar, Rogue Pageantry, Das Bierhalle, Mickey Cucchiella, Righteous Brothers, Unchained Melody 

After a long break the Holy Trinity assembles, this time pumped about a recent jam session that ignites a new musical venture - with Paco on lead guitar and Balls on the sax! After a quick review of Bohemian Rhapsody and Balls’ verdict on the Game of Thrones finale, Wendi gushes about her new boss and showers praise on some local talent. Balls hatches a devious plan to prank some of our fellow internet radio jockeys, and Wendi explains the tricky nature of our tongue-twisting show title. Then the gang describes some new groundbreaking camera technology.   Tags: Bohemian Rhapsody, Game of Thrones, Das Bierhalle, Sandy Bernstein, Matt Cannon, Tim Fullpower, Wendi’s Boss, McGooby’s, Eric Meyers, Chocolate Dicks, Quality Time, Tommy Sinbazo, Eric Woodworth, Laugh Finder, Cock Cam

With Wendi away at Das Bierhall, guest-host Josie Marcellino swings by the studio to bust Paco’s Balls. Together they welcome guest Walt Rampata, a hemp grower and consultant at Baltimore’s own ReLeaf Shop cannibis dispensary! Balls kicks off with some foreskin updates and an awkward discussion with Papa Jolicoeur. Then Josie describes a recent gardening accident that left her with a broken tailbone. Soon the hot seat is ablaze when Walt takes us to school about the ins and outs of growing marijuana and the life-changing medicinal benefits of CBD. It’s an educational deep dive through the world of farming and science, and metabolizing cannabinoids, with a transfixed Paco and Balls along for the ride! Monarch-Botanicals.com with promo code Walt 10 to get 10 % off your order Tags: ReLeaf Shop, CBD, Hemp, Black Market, Marijuana, Cannabinoids, Monarch-Botanicals.com, sativa, tailbone, Endocannabinoid System, Foreskin, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The More You Know, Mary Jane Watson, Mary-Louise Parker, Hemorrhoid

Paco and Balls bring pinch hitter and Baltimore comedian Josie Marcellino in to guest host a spectacular show from the future. Paco describes his experience at Firefly and a peculiar stay at an Air B&B, and Josie makes good use of his dream-analysis skills. Soon the three discuss the actor recently cast as the new Batman, and Balls describes a bizarre new sex move. Then Paco attempts to use Snap Chat, and gives us some long overdue Sports Corner news about the Toronto Raptors, while Balls discusses a recent article that sparks a political discussion.   Tags: Josie Marcellino, Firefly Festival, Ouija Board, Robert Pattinson, Drinking Shampoo, Batman, Toronto Raptors, Johnny Depp, McGooby’s, Megan Rapinoe, Colin Kaepernick, National Anthem, Animal Crackers, Snap Chat, Back To The Future, Huey Lewis & The News, Back In Time

Past guest Kevi Cornell is back in the studio tonight to chat about the forthcoming chapter of The Element Saga: The Soul Dagger. Kevin gives us a recap and talks about what fans can look forward to in the thrilling urban fantasy series. Then Balls passes the balls to Wendi, who describes her middle-seat flight home from Vegas. Balls gives an update on the Douglas Peterson mystery, while Paco debriefs the gang on the David Ortiz shooting in the Sports Corner and chats a little Golden State Warriors news. Kevi and Paco then give their review on the new Aladdin movie starring Will Smith. WARNING: This episode contains spoilers for Avengers: Endgame and Aladdin. Tags: Kevi Cornell, The Element Saga, The Soul Dagger, Gold State Warriors, David Ortiz, Douglas Peterson, Aladdin, Will Smith, Disney, Avengers, Gaston, Kristoff, Frozen, Luke Evans, Dominican Republic, Flying Fish Cafe, Disney Boardwalk, IngramSpark, Tom Jones

Balls’ childhood friends are here in the studio for some quality time, and we are kicking back with Josh Wheeler whose here all the way from Saudi Arabia! Balls first discusses his appointment with his urologist, and Wendi shows off a new character. Balls discusses he and Josh’s experiences in Nash-Vegas, where Josh performed at the Country Music Festival. The team talks Country Music stars, Reba McIntyre, and country music love. Then it’s Josh in the hot seat to talk music, his career, and Netflix and chillin’. TAGS: Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Carrie Underwood, Dierks Bentley, Rascall Flatts, Kelsey Ballarini, Luke Bryan, Keith Urban, Joan Jett, Reba McEntire, Vince Gill, Brett Michaels, Iron Eagle, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jason Statham, Garth Brooks, Maren Morris, Mary Kelsey,  Netflix and Chill, CMA Festival, R.I.P. Brad Delp, Boston