Paco's Got Balls Featuring Wendi

Pigs feet, Robo Wendi, Daniel's hot chicks...

Soxsquash, "snow",Kansas City, Kiss Cam

The CoronaVirus Premier Studio, PornHub is BAD, Dr Montana on Foreskin

verbal crutch much, Comedy affected by #Covid19, John Dayton checks in...

Lowell Melser come down with somethin', Mickey and Stefan judge "weather men", Wendi's facial, Niggle, Boobs, the questions, Tom Marr - NO mic presence, Mickey the formerly certified Boobologist 

Paco remembers California, where to dump, Wendi's concerts reading, the punctuation marks

Build a kayak, Facebook likes our money again, iLemmings, Skiing.

The Jewel Of Vegas flies in, Wendi's hit list, Pantera's strip club, Ozzy's voicemail, Casey Kasem?    

Balls drops in for a brand new year with fan-favorite returning guest Mark Riccadonna in tow! First, Balls weighs in on the topic of last week’s episode, and Paco nobly defends their collective weirdness. Then we mourn the recent loss of the OG Vodka Machine Gun, and get an in-depth explanation of how they are made. After a provocative Paco drug story involving a pool, Balls recounts a particularly intrepid road show with a gang of rapscallions. The boys dole out more T-Shirts, some plans are discussed for Producer Mike’s modeling opportunity with Jen Seidel, and soon Mark talks about his enchanting new gig with an obscure multimedia corporation. Tags: Mark Riccadonna, Vodka Machine Gun, Foreskin, Blow, Connecticut, Vomit, T-Shirt Time, Jen Seidel, Producer Mike, Disney, Mr. Philadelphia, Wayne Newton, Ted Danson, Europe, The Final Countdown

In the first show of 2020, Paco is joined by returning guest and best friend Jesse Invernizzi, who goes toe-to-toe with Balls on the the telephone in a battle to win Paco’s heart. Balls reviews Frozen 2, and the gang predicts the fate of the Baltimore Ravens. After discussing the most heinous hygiene mishaps, Balls is dropped in favor of a call to the ravishing Wendi Townsend, who helps Jesse rationalize an adventurous kink. Soon the gang gushes about Watchmen, The Boys, Umbrella Academy, and Paco debates ditching the Witcher and subscribing to Disney Plus.   TAGS: Jesse Invernizzi, Frozen 2, Disney Plus, Ravens, Hygiene, Eating Ass, Wendi Townsend, Watchmen, The Boys, His Dark Materials, HBO, Umbrella Academy, The Mindhunter, The Witcher, Bootcamp

‘‘Tis the night after Christmas, and decked are the halls, with Paco and Mike, but where is ole’ Balls? With Paco now solo, and a show ‘round the bend, enter Jessie Invernizzi, his childhood friend. His globe trotting bro tells tales of his travels, and another story about cocaine unravels. Concerned about Balls, who’s missing this party, Paco calls up his nurse brother Darby. And while Balls is with family, still playing Old St. Nick, three pals gather round to chat ‘bout his d**k.   Tags: Jessie Invernizzi, Darby Subotich, New Orleans, Drugs, Cocaine, Foreskin, Guns, Christmas, Air Pods, Crawl, Fantasy Football, Wonderful Christmastime, Paul McCartney

The multi-talented Alexis Barone is back, this time with fried Yuletide confections for a holly jolly Paco and Balls. First up, we chat about some of the most gut wrenching scenes on the silver screen. Alexis tells us about her upcoming projects, and the boys reach out to Wendi, who talks Joan Jett and Oreos. Next we get a few hilarious new voicemails, and talk about what we hate about the holidays. Finally Alexis gets the ole’ hot seat, and talks about her favorite actors, her martial arts skills, success as a creative, and the upcoming film, Lion’s Den.   Tags: Alexis Barone, Christmas, Fried Oreos, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, Requiem for a Dream, Misery, Deliverance, Matt Cannon, Robert Downey Junior, Martial Arts, Hard Candy, Juno, Brohemian Rhapsody, James Finn, IKEA, Blockbuster Video, Matthew McConaughey, Shailene Woodley, Lion’s Den, Rob Fahey, Greg Marsh, Greyt Christmas

The boys get comfy in their new studio, welcoming SAG AFTRA actress and local Baltimore film maker Alexis Barone, plus her beau Vlad! After Vlad reveals his country of origin, Paco and Balls discuss their own adventures abroad. Then we recap a rowdy comedy show and karaoke night, triggering Vlad’s particularly embarrassing story from the days of MySpace. Paco and Balls get anal about a trendy new sun bathing technique. Then Balls speculates the possible identify of the Butthole Bandit, and tells us why we should tune into the Quality Time Podcast with the Woodworth brothers. Tags:Alexis Barone, Vlad, Belarus, Jamaica, Perineum Sun Bathing, Shaylene Woodly, Josh Brolin, Thanos, MySpace, Karaoke, Quality Time Podcast, Butthole Bandit, Graveyard Goonz, Eric Woodworth, Eyebrows, Santa Baby, Kellie Pickler

Mickey Cucchiella is back with the boys for Part II of the holiday special, in an uproarious episode packed with everything that’s great about Paco’s Got Balls. This time, we call up the sorely missed Wendi to talk Ravens and radio, and Mickey gushes with pride for his old 98Rock pal. Then Mickey talks about the time he almost got into a fist fight with Chad Kroeger and challenges Paco to write a better rock ballad than Nickelback. After some voicemail surprises, Mickey opens up the phone lines and we hear from some random callers. Finally, Mickey tells us about chatting with Larry the Cable Guy, and Paco interviews his Gary Busey impersonation. Tags: Mickey Cucchiella, Thanksgiving, Wendi Townsend, 98Rock, Chad Kroeger, Nickleback, Ravens, Football, Larry the Cable Guy, Gary Busey, Al Pacino, The Irishman, Nicholas Cage, Epstein Memes, Rob Fahey, Greyt Christmas

On this night before Thanksgiving, the boys welcome returning guest, 98 Rock alum and Baltimore comedian Mickey Cucchiella! It’s a merry old time when Mickey describes his great harvest celebrations of Thanksgivings past. Paco details some of his own holiday history, and talks about a particularly mischievous night of swashbuckling. Then Paco and Balls recount their Royal Farms incident with Walker Hayes and a $40 of friend chicken. The holidays at the studio wouldn’t be quite complete with an update on Balls’ foreskin, and Mickey suggests Balls may have a subconscious fixation. Finally we wrap up with Balls and Paco’s weekend skeet shooting trip. Tags: Thanksgiving, Mickey Cucchiella, Turkey, Green Bean Casserole, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, Chicken, Skeet Shooting, 4-wheeling, Break-in story, cocaine, foreskin, fetish, Never Never, WKRP, Turkey Drop

The Brohemian Rhapsody boys are back in a side-splitting episode with a hilariously tormented Mike Quindlen, still begrudgingly filling in for Paco! After Balls and Dave Draper talk about our recent prank on the Graveyard Goonz, Quindlen rages against former guest RJ Jackson, prompting Producer Mike to reign him in. Our favorite flustered Philadelphian then describes the acting role that got away, and takes a few digs at the the academic options for folks on the Eastern Shore. Soon a rousing Voicemail session is in order, featuring some familiar tones and a belated Halloween FMK. Some Popeye’s Chicken talk whets our appetites, before a call to Wendi Townsend leaves us swooning, and some dirt is flung across the FM waves as Wes Anderson proves he can hold his own! Then Quindlen throws shade at our former intern, who is actually quite dashing, and who still writes the show notes.   Tags: Brohemian Rhapsody, Dave Draper, Patrick Draper, Wes Anderson, Mike Quindlen, Dick in a Box, RJ Jackson, Salisbury Universi

With nary a Paco in sight, gravelly-voiced psychopomp Mike Quindlen rolls into the studio to bust some Balls, along with the members of hot new show Brohemian Rhapsody: Wes Anderson and brothers Dave & Patrick Draper! Balls talks about the bloody results of a college bender, while the others discuss an old Bradley Cooper film. Then Patrick professes a rare carnal desire, and Balls recaps the recent show at Roadie Joe’s with Walker Hayes. Quindlen describes a ‘killer’ comedy show, and talks about his dog’s bizarre appetite. Tags: Mike Quindlen, Patrick Draper, Dave Draper, Wes Anderson, Night train, Midnight meat train, Bradley Cooper, Blumkin, Royal Farms, Walker Hayes, chicken, Heart attack, and OD at a show Black lab, Jeffery Epstein, Ottobar, Zissimos, The Wire, Brohemian Rhapsody, Queen

It’s Halloween Part II as internet power-couple RJ Jackson and Danielle Campbell of the Graveyard Goonz creep up from the cursed earth to spread mischief and mayhem with Paco and Balls! The Goonz chat about everything from their work, their art, and pranking the masses, plus they reveal the whereabouts of their former Goonz cast-mates. Then RJ confronts Balls about their recent prank gift, and tells us all about Dark-Web Unboxing. Soon the Goonz demonstrate one of their Halloween prank calls by way of Producer Mike’s phone! Then we give Wendi a call, and she has a chat with Joanna Campbell, whose gone batty from Moonshine. This spooky spectacular boasts chats about the best Halloween candy, surprise buttholes, missing teeth, and lesser known Schwarzeneggers. Tags: Graveyard Goonz, RJ Jackson, Danielle Campbell, Joanna Campbell, Prank Calls, Dark Web, Unboxing, Halloween, Reeses Pumpkins, Dark Chocolate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wendi Townsend, Dave Draper, Hijinks.fun/chat

On this Halloween seasonal spectacular, Paco and Balls invite returning guest, Joanna Campbell of 100.7 the Bay for some laughs and scares! Joanna kicks off the nights with some scary stories from growing up in Gettysburg, a paranormal hot-spot, and a prophetic Ouija board. Then Paco and Balls describe their fear of elevators. Balls reveals a snazzy surprise for the Fire Your Guns segment, courtesy of a friend of the show. Then the gang breaks into more scary stories, including tales of shadow people, vigilant cats, UFOs, cold pizza, knocking doors, and demonic entities. Soon the gang checks the voicemails and gets a surprise from a couple of celebrities. Then Paco and Balls continue to mortify Joanna with tales of killer clown movies, and…you guessed it…foreskins.   TAGS: Joanna Campbell, 100.7 The Bay, Halloween, Scary Stories, Ouija boards, UFOs, Fashion Rocks Autism, The A-Team, Pornographic Arrest, Pickles, Gettysburg, Cat, Ghosts, Haunted House, Spooky, Terrifier, Art the Clown, Dracula, Beavis and Bu

A pickle-drunk Paco and Balls are joined by special new guest: local comedian and psychology professor Abby Mello! Abby fills us in on the origins of the all-women comedy showcase she produces - and discusses how it got it’s astounding name - and a little bit about the subject she teaches. Abby helps the boys develop solutions to internal conflicts, and we hear from Wendi as she struggles to give away 21 Pilots tickets. After a quick story about drunk Balls eats a chalupa, an alluring new sleep-ware ad gives the gang a juicy chat. Soon Abby weights in on Paco’s recent harassment by the authorities, and Producer Mike cues up another round of voicemails. Abby chats television, and the night rounds out with some Breaking Bad debate.   Tags: Abby Mello, The Clitorati Presents: Lip Service, 21 Pilots, Brett the Hitman Heart, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Bob Odenkirk, Fleabag, Rob Lowe, The Grinder, Chalupa, Organization Psychology, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Rob Fahey