Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Got France in your pants? Johnny tells you everything to know about le Grand Tour, Le Tour de France! Which comes to an exciting conclusion this weekend. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical forthsallying you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After enduring a 21GB update and swiping a free Vault 76 beret and a free repair kit from the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads back to the Whitespring to do some equipment administrata, but first he meaders around the Whitespring basement because he cant find his way out. Then Johnny tries to find a fusion core at Arktos Pharma. Of course he fails. Then he goes to the Crater to talk to Meg and the Raiders about Vault 79. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After The Dibujando Affect, Johnny reviews The Bear (spoilers therein) and questions the ending of season 2. Then, it's time for ChatGPT Poetry corner. After a dry run, Johnny asks: You are the executive chef at brand new restaurant. During your grand opening's dinner rush, you get stuck in the walk-in cooler because the door handle broke while you were in there. The walk in cooler is full of cooked bacon, ranch dressing, and butterscotch pudding. You decide to gorge yourself on the contents of the walk-in cooler. Write a soliloquy in the style of Groucho Marx about your plight. And we are given: Ah, what a conundrum I find myself in, Trapped in the cooler, oh, what a sin! With broken handle, I'm locked in this space, But fear not, my friends, I'll find my solace. For here amidst the bacon, dressing, and pudding, I'll dine like a king, oh, how utterly alluring! Cooked bacon, crispy and golden brown, I'll devour each strip, as I wear my crown. Ranch dressing, creamy and tangy in taste, I'll dip and slat

Finally We (as V) take our katana to Atom Smasher and his band of goons and rid ourselves of Johnny Silverhand! More action coming as we look forward to the Phantom Liberty DLC! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After the Echo Fragrant Sonata, we go behind the scenes while Johnny confides in his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz. And then some soup talk. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical pumpkin rolls you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in your mom's crock pot. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein powder every morning. Every evening, the juice makes a hasty exit. This daily habit makes you feel happy and healthy. Write a poem, in the style of Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes describing how you feel." And the result: Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, For I've a tale that's quite renowned. A daily habit, a morning affair, A potion that fills my soul with care. In a realm of greens, a vibrant blend, Cabbage, carrot, celery lend a hand, Beet juice so rich, its color ablaze, A symphony of flavors, my senses amaze. To this concoction, I add a touch, A scoop of protein powder, oh so much. A potent elixir, a mighty brew, A secret to share, between me and

Johnny sorts out a 10 leg parlay for the NBA Finals game. Of course, nothing goes easy. So he calls Beef Girthhouse for some help. Then Johnny talks about the "lemon pepper" pronunciation on the Wing Stop commercial, bun buffing, homemade veggie burgers, interdimensional travel, and Skinwalker Ranch. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sauciness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

First, THE SYMPHONY OF THE SPACE CADETS! Then, a heartfelt tribute to an all-time great...RIP Tina Turner. Then a trip through some of Johnny's favorite keyboard tones! After that, Johnny tells us about his new pair of superfunk prescription glasses. But he's not sure if he's ready for such a funky look so he calls the funkiest dude he knows, Studebaker Jones, for some consultation. And finally, its time for ChatGPT Funky Soul Love Song Corner! Today, we ask ChatGPT to write a Lou Rawls love song to Johnny's new thick rimmed, blue-tinted glasses. The prompt: You are Lou Rawls. You just received a funky pair of prescription glasses with thick rims and a blue tint. You love your new glasses. Write a funky love song dedicated to your new glasses. (Verse 1) Oh, baby, I got a new prescription in town Thick rims and blue tint, they're never gonna let me down When I put 'em on, I'm feelin' so fine These funky glasses, they're blowin' my mind (Chorus) My funky shades, you're the groove on my face You make me s

After snagging a No Trespassing sign and a Scout's Banner for free in the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads to the Union hideout in The Pitt to fix his equipment and talk to Wicker to get a side quest to collect steel ingots. Then we head into The Foundry to muck up the works. There are Fanatics and Protectrons all over and battles ensue while Johnny has to find items to sabotage. Then after all that fighting, battleweary, we are attacked by a Trog Devourer and its minions on the way back to the The Penn and die about 30 times trying to kill them...Worst. DLC. Ever. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny brings in Beef Girthhouse for a quick analysis of the NBA Conference Finals and Johnny's "optimistic" five leg same game parlay for the Lakers/Nuggets game. After that, Beef breaks down the Australian Football League Premiership ladder. Then it's time for Tips For Using Your Bidet with Clean Jeannie Preen. And finally, some Duolingo! Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical pseudoechoes you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny espouses the physical catharsis he feels when making bacon explosions and he is once again making bacon explosions for a soiree this weekend. Then Johnny brings in bacon expert Virgil Schlogg to break down the chemistry and preparation that goes into producing bacon. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical vivaciousness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a long hiatus, we grab a free neon dice sign, photoframes, and a repair kit from the Atomic Shop then we return to the wasteland, namely The Whitespring. Then we try to remember how to get to the roof and how to do the daily missions to get ultracite to fuel the vertibird to get to The Pitt. They involve making stew, gathering wood, and getting some design specs from the Mire. Then, after figuring out how to find the Pitt on the map, we finally head out! Once in The Pitt, we meet up with Hex, leader of the Union's Local 42 who assigns us to protect a local saboteur on a mission of sabotage on the Union Dues quest. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After an invigorating cardio sesh, Johnny Kielbasa takes us to Heel Promo ChatGPT Corner where he prompts ChatGPT: You are Ric Flair circa 1988. Your grandmother calls you on the phone. She tells you that Hacksaw Butch Reed is a much better wrestler than you are. Write a heel promo telling your grandmother what you are going to do to Hacksaw Butch Reed in a steel cage at Starrcade. and: You are Hacksaw Butch Reed. You are having coffee with Ric Flair's grandmother when she tells you that her grandson told her over the phone that he was going to win your match at Starrcade. Write a heel promo telling Ric Flair's grandmother that you are going to make Ric Flair tap out at Starrcade. Then tell her what you think of the coffee. and finally: Tell me what Jim Cornette would think of the two promos above. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical lusciousness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Joh

Johnny laments breaking the screen of his sweet computer for the third time. Then Johnny brings on Whiplash Jones to discuss the world of professional wrestling. Whiplash talks about having a cup of coffee in Mid South Wrestling, AEW news, and the drama behind Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels in Wrestlemania 14. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical meatiness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Just as Johnny gets ready to dive into important, heady material, he's interrupted by Steve from sales at Johnny's day gig. Then it's time for another installment of ChatGPT Poetry Corner! Johnny's first two requests are DENIED by ChatGPT for being inappropriate. Then Johnny strikes gold with two requests: 1. Pretend you are John Milton. You are at home eating lunch when a strange package arrives. You open the package. It is full of magical meatballs. The meatballs inspire you to write a poem. What would this poem be? "Oh, what strange enchantment fills my humble abode, As a package arrives with a wondrous load. Magical meatballs, so strange and so rare, They fill me with wonder, with awe and with care. Their power so great, their taste so divine, My heart sings with joy, my soul starts to shine. And as I partake of this mystical feast, My mind starts to race, my inspiration released. The words start to flow, like a river unbound, A poem takes shape, with its rhythms and sounds. The meatballs inspire

Johnny weighs in on motorcycle psychology then calls upon Beef Girthhouse to hash out the rigamarole of the MLB pitch clock and the NBA play in tournament. After that, Johnny, contemplating mustard/mayo ratios and mustard delivery systems, brings on Dave Mustard of Mustard's Mustard Consulting Group to analyze the successful percentage of mustard that we should strive to get out of any given container of mustard. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a bacon bracelet. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny recaps the exciting finish to his NCAA bracket tournament and the beginning of The Masters golf tournament. Then he brings in The Masters tournament historian, Swale Timpkins, to explain some of the traditions of The Masters tournament. After that, it's time for an episode of ChatGPT Poetry Corner! Johnny asks ChatGPT to spit out a couple poems, and they are amazing. Poem 1: Write a poem, in the style of Edgar Allen Poe, about bracelets made of bacon: In the depths of the night, where shadows roam free And the darkness engulfs all that we see There lies a strange and macabre sight Bracelets made of bacon, a curious delight Upon a table of stone, in a room of black The bracelets lay still, without a sound or a crack Their meaty scent wafting through the air A feast for the senses, beyond compare The bacon, once sizzling on the stove Now twisted and turned into a bracelet to behold Each one a masterpiece of flavor and form A feast for the eyes, but also for the swarm For as the night progresses, and

Johnny Kielbasa makes his triumphant return to podcast cesspool! To start things off, Johnny brings on podcast consultant Dearth Firkle to give Johnny some insight into making The Sausage Hut podcast a higher quality program that everyone can enjoy. Then Johnny brings on Sausage Hut sports director Beef Girthhouse for a rundown of this year's March Madness bracket bloodbath. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a waffle iron. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Kielbasa (as V) heads into Arasaka Tower with Hanako Arasaka to disrupt the Arasaka board meeting but she shows us a hologram of big daddy Soburo Arasaka and a hologram of our old Buddy Jackie Wells. After the board meeting turns into a blood bath, We optimize our guns and clothes and make our way to find Yorinobu Arasaka. After taking out a floor-full of goons, we head in for the final main story boss battle of them all against Adam Smasher and his henchmen...to be continued. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Oh, so you showed up late to the 7am Funkercize class in the ballroom of The Sausage Hut Hotel? No worries, you can still get a sweat going in the last ten minutes. Continental breakfast starts right after! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the melifluous melodiousness is written, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks