Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein powder every morning. Every evening, the juice makes a hasty exit. This daily habit makes you feel happy and healthy. Write a poem, in the style of Johnny Kielbasa's Football Minutes describing how you feel." And the result: Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, For I've a tale that's quite renowned. A daily habit, a morning affair, A potion that fills my soul with care. In a realm of greens, a vibrant blend, Cabbage, carrot, celery lend a hand, Beet juice so rich, its color ablaze, A symphony of flavors, my senses amaze. To this concoction, I add a touch, A scoop of protein powder, oh so much. A potent elixir, a mighty brew, A secret to share, between me and