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In this episode, we rant about World's fastest toilet, sexy robots by 2050, lung cancer or fruit pit, man stabs computer with sword during police raid, man calls 911 for dirty talk, woman enslaves kids after fortune teller tells her to, parents make daughter wear diaper after bad grades, man changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, constable sued for making worker motorboat her, heavy metal band brings Muslims and Jews together, man skips out on strip bar tab, Cops to tape in Toledo, cocaine found in old woman's car, Time magazine covers attachment parenting, Jack the Ripper may have been a woman, hologram Freddie Mercury, dolphins die of heroin overdose after a rave, man hit once by car survives then dies after second car hits him, first grader suspended for singing Sexy and I Know It, cocaine in tampons, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage

In this episode, we sat down and watched the classic movie, Big Money Rustlas. It stars your favorites from ICP, as well as a bunch of guest stars!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1380784/ http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/big_money_rustlas/

In this episode, we talk about our friendship, and our sense of humor, a man that sneaks a painting into a museum, a student arrested over the theft of a $3 taco, mom kicks out a car window to save herself and child, man gives cops false name but has his real name tattooed on his arm, snakes on a plane, mom kills daughter allergic to peanuts with M&M's, judge high on pills in court, Michigan museum of racism, Woould You Rather? questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! Episode 40 Links: 1. Man sneaks painting into a museum: http://tinyurl.com/ccc4frk2. Student arrested over $3 taco: http://tinyurl.com/cp733wo 3. Mom kicks out car window to save herself and son: http://tinyurl.com/c6h8wn44. Man gives cops false name, but has real na

In this episode, we rant about hologram Tupac, man attacks woman with pineapple, woman seduces teen through Call of Duty, teacher tells a student to read a poem "blacker", extra female gene makes mice extra horny, 1st grade student's funny abscence excuse, racist homework question, woman hides urine bottle in vagina, school mistates what African-American clothing is, man wants to legalize student/teacher relationships, man call cops because wife won't leave him alone, woman postpones wedding to get chemo for lizard, woman stabs man because she is tired of cooking for him, wrestling coach charged with 200 counts of child sex abuse, Borat theme played instead of Kazakhstan national anthem, man suawks like a bird in court, man has pool cue tip in head for 3 months, Batman gets pulled over, Starbucks stops using red dye from crushed bugs, Miss Universe and transgender contestants, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylangua

In this episode, we rant about Sin City 2, DC Direct going straight to consumers, Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll HOF, Gorillaz are done, man runs from woman that wants too much sex, man tries to rob bank with plunger, burglar destroys a Goodwill in a dress, paralyzed man evades cops, burglar caught in the shower, weightlifter shoots himself with dumbbell, man irons clothes on a child, marijuana grandma arrested, hamster comes back from the dead, man talks woman into molesting her daughter on webcam, man arrested with 89 bags of drugs on his penis, Wal Mart meth lab, vampire bounty offered in India, station shows porn on accident, cop jacks off in squad car, soft serve beer foam, teacher caught jerkin it during class, ridiculous crime spree, Chili's offers tablet ordering, our site of the week, Auto Correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.

In this episode, we rant about The man saved by bear a hoax?, Google Glasses, 2 Lions players arrested for weed,ninjas steal medicinal marijuana, man mistakes woman's hair for bird and shoots her, man urinates on co-workers chairs, woman exposes breasts to police rather than talk to them, sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made, male birth control shot, woman offers sexual favors for cheeseburgers, January Jones ate her placenta, woman uses prosthetic leg to kill boyfriend, woman buried dead husband in herb garden, virgin boy eggs, woman throws puppies at boyfriend, woman dislocates 2 vertebrae sneezing, teen accused of keeping sex photos of herself on school computer, Congressman pays for P90X with campaign funds, chimps use keyboards to talk to humans,  our site of the week, Would you rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.you

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, NYC bans words from tests, hospital looking for sexy nurses, man saws off foot to avoid work, girl with Palsy told she can't uses walker at school, woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly, tacocopter, Auto-Correct Theater, Site of the Week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! 1. New Man of Steel logo: http://tinyurl.com/6szauht2. Playstation 4 rum

In this episode, we rant about Michael Bay on new TMNT, TMNT creators weigh in on relaunch, kid can't bring porn star to prom, luxury gun range, coach bites another coaches' ear, strip club tries to save little league, small town for sale, can LSD help with alcoholism, whole football team cut at dinner, Interviews Before Execution show cancelled, drunk buggy hits cop car, Russia has flying churches planned, 5 year old left at Chuck E. Cheese's, 77 year old man molestsed pig, girls comit suicide to time travel, sexist trousers, our Top 5 swear words, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! 1. Michael Bay says TMNT are from space now: http://tinyurl.com/7y57aaa2. TMNT creators weigh in on new origin: http://tinyurl.com/7k583vw 3

In this episode, we rant about a naked man steals a fire truck, a man shot himself in bulletproof vest, prostitute electrocutes herself, car gets crushed at redneck event, a curfew on cat cafes, cupcake atms, man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare, principal bullies gay students, woman sues school over roommate's sex, dead whale explodes, woman is grandmother at 23, janitors tie up kids in bathroom, marathon winner dq'ed for not signing up, man sues theaters over candy prices, chupacabras blamed for killing sheep, turkey attacks woman every day, U.S. Gov't seizing .coms, no more topless models on German newspaper cover, woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer sentence, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, our Top 5 movie weapons, our site of the week, Would You Rather? questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLang

In this episode, we rant about New Assassin's Creed game, comics lose some legends, a movie about Nic Cage's stolen comic book, a drunk zamboni driver, old ladies playing bridge, couple uses Craigslist for sex partner, a transparency grenade, man drinks gas, sets himself on fire, college student steals hash browns in her pants, man blames bomb scare on diabetes, old men beat up kid with golf ball retrievers, man steals $400 from 2 year old, man jams cell phones on a bus, man leaves anal plug in cop car, hairstylist busted for giving illegal breast implants, mom gives kids heroin, Stephen Hawking likes strip joints, man gets wheelchair stuck after robbing store, man causes $600 to cop car with his teeth, KKK distances itself from WBC, man explodes woman's breast implant, man goes into Denny's make sandwich, our top 5, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.co

In this episode, we rant about The new Avengers poster/trailer, Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3?, We review NIcolas Cage's 2009 movie Bad Lieutenant Port of Call: New Orleans, Autocorrect theater, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. Avengers poster: http://tinyurl.com/7qhmecx2. Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3? http://tinyurl.com/85qvwbh3. Bad Lieutenant IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1095217/ 4. Bad Lieutenant Rotten Tomatoes: http://tinyurl.com/y8peeom5. Damn You Auto Correct funnies: http://tinyurl.com/7wx5e62 6. Site of week: http://drunkard.com/

In this episode, we rant about  a woman who wants more ridiculous breasts, an animal activist that tried to hire a hitman, inhalable caffeine, man who takes his son to a brothel, dwarf bull fighters, 12 year old girl found naked and eating out of a dumpster, UFO Phil, Man dies during comic book theft, Man charged with dog sodomy, teacher accused of sexing student, Stolen Valor Act, man survives 2 months snowed in his car, 90 year old man fights off robber, couch surfing stunt kills man, man urinates on transformer, meth brings races together, collecge student tried for stealing $2 pumpkin, man makes crazy claim to police, our site of the week, our top 5 Cult CLassic movies, would you rather questions, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Wo

In this episode, we rant about The Walking Dead creators fighting over rights, fight over Ghost Rider's rights, Bill Murray to be replaced in Ghostbusters 3?, girl's lunch replaced by school, court clerk looks at porn during rape trial, Monsanto found guilty of poisoning, woman credits big breasts for saving life, Sony raised price on Whiteny's music after death, couple has weird engagement, 74 year old man arrested for prostitution, naked woman role play alerts police, man breaks into apartment and makes chicken, woman gives man antifreeze smoothie, bill would rename Gulf of Mexico, frat boy sues after injury at frat party, smokehouse fire is best smelling fire says firefighter, man tries robbing bank with pies, K-Cup machines gouge consumers, man arrested for allegedly cooking cats, goats change accents based on region, vanity plate cause trouble, our site of the week, our top 5 comic book villians, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltyla

In this episode, we rant about a thief that turns in stolen phone with kiddie porn on it, another Komen whoopsie, French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors, judge orders man to take wife on date, cop chases self, man impaled with golf club, baby ingests cocaine, breat implants save woman's life, Gov't declares mutants aren't human, drug dealers accidentally text police, soo gives monkeys red wine, our site of the week, our top 5 breakfast cereals, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Thief finds kiddie porn on stolen phone and turns it in: http://tinyurl.com/6rj3f332. Another Komen whoopsie: http://tinyurl.com/7kn5oja 3. French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors: http://tinyurl.com/78rn3jl4. Judge orders man to take w

In this episode, we rant about a woman robbing with a curling iron, school suspends student over long hair he planned to donate, mom rapes daughter to teach her sex ed, 5th graders played rape tag, man swallows dentures and dies during sex, pillow fighting league?, Komen Foundation, DC Comics announces Before Watchmen, Kevin Smith turned down Before Watchmen, woman blames large breasts for her dui, white African American student gets in trouble for being insensitive over African American award, our site of the week, our top 5 dead wrestlers and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Language Share with your friends! 1. Woman robs place with curling iron: http://tinyurl.com/7z5ku6m2. School suspends student over long hair he was going to donate: http://tinyurl.com/728r2l9 3. Mom rapes daughter to

In this episode, we rant about a topless woman stopping traffic, Alibi cologne for strip club patrons, real reason Megaupload was closed, Microsoft dumping points currency, Congressman wants to ban fetus use in food, Hulk Hogan was almost in Metallica, 79 cent doughnut costs student 200 dollars, how Nic Cage prepared to play Ghost Rider, flaming tampon attack on car, pastor allegedly kills a cat, woman hits moose that attacked her husband, man wants to be like Bear Grylls but fails, our Site Of The Week,  and our top 5 80's action movie villains!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. Follow up on ghost punching story: http://tinyurl.com/77zdzdw2. Topless woman stops traffic: http://tinyurl.com/7amhf8t 3. Alibi cologne for strip bar patrons: http://tinyurl.com/8xa7e5w

In this episode, we rant about George Lucas retiring, sites shut down after feds shut down megaupload, Burger King testing delivery, Paula Deen to donate endorsement money, woman offers sex favors for McNuggets, man tries to poison wife's Rice Krispies, man hides gun in rectum, woman carries gun onto plane, Marky Mark says he would handle 9/11 flight differently, man blames ghost for hitting wife, making pj's illegal in public, author of SOPA uses art without permission, woman loses arm after injecting bath salts, New Zealand wants sheep shearing in Olympics, porn actors have to wrap it up, new iPad case is pleasing, should this girl be denied a transplant, some Canadians vote to legalize pot, Stallone comments on Expendables 2, Lego line draws criticism, our top 5 and a site of the week!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

In this episode, we rant about Hostess filing for bankruptcy, intruder attacks with weasel, dwarf tossing gone bad, troops urinating on corpses, veterans fill a vandalyzed immigrant's restaurant, Greece makes pedophilia a disability, Amish sect's buggies are a road hazard, sci-fi brothel to open, workers threaten mass suicide over labor dispute, Zimbabwe bans secondhand underwear, hockey player injured eating pancakes, Japanese store has interesting sale, bad news for processed meat fans, Paula Deen has diabetes, poison cat meat murder, a site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode links: 1. Hostess files for bankruptcy: http://tinyurl.com/6ql5uhr2. Intruder attacks with a weasel: http://tinyurl.com/7wrh7gq3. Tossed dwarf partially paralyzed: http://tinyurl.com/7by4vfv 4.

In this episode, we rant about Banana Sam returned, Geek world deaths, how much Netflix streamed in 3 months, Warner Bros. lengthens window for new releases to Netflix, iPhone 4S is a data hog, gym only allows obese people, Georgia anti-obesity ads, Tiger's ex buys new home, Salty Shitheads of the week, man dies in mobile meth lab, Mountain Dew turns mouse to goo?, zombie bees, free crack pipes in Vancouver, police sent to get library books from 5 year old, penis tattoos are a bad idea, kids clothes ad creates controversy, female Ash in Evil Dead remake, woman gets shot and wants to finish beer, Snnop Dogg on The Price is Right and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Banana Sam returned: http://tinyurl.com/6m4jcpw2. Bob Anderson, swordfighter for Darth Vader, dies: http://tiny

In this episode, we rant about a karaoke fight, kids robbed with toy guns, man infects people with HIV, a dead man gets sued, soccer player splits a ball, Nascar driver gripes about breastfeeding, bank robbed with glue gun, man leaves bar to rob bank and then returns to beer, nurses tape patient's mouth shut, man throws feces at girlfriend, man fingers chihuahua, girl brings spiked milk to school, coach burns trophies, man hires prostitute and gets a surprise, topless breakfast over in Montreal, man send nude pics of teenager to teach her a lesson, Foo FIghters scientifically rock, Congress fights SOPA and uses torrent sites, man divorces wife over old affair, man brings beer to AA meeting, man gives a stolen engagement ring, chimp cooks food, man tries to use $1Million bill to pay, monkey amber alert, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage http://www.youtube.com/