Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about a smoking chimp and 2 comics legends die, Sandusky has another dumb lawyer, idiot burglar, toddlers can't hand gesture song, demon dog, Victoria's Secret child labor, tasty place to hide drugs, Navy officer in trouble for spankings, lapdances for toys, Kobe Bryant getting divorced, Jeter is a classy Captain, teacher throws panty party with kids, German Santa poisons kids, man gets shot by dog(this happens to 2 different guys!) Toledo puts up big brother cams, and 10 fun death facts!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpageShare with your friends! Links: 1. Smoking chimp dies: http://tinyurl.com/6tx6qar2. Jerry Robinson / Joe Simon die: http://tinyurl.com/6rhzwv53. Sandusky hires another dumb lawyer: http://tinyurl.com/7c8fbsn 4. Burglar leaves homework behind: http://tinyurl.com/7m88rxx5. Toddlers can't make signs for songs:http://tinyurl.com/7d

In this episode, we rant about a man getting a frog in his sammich, a drunk man attacked by monkeys, man kills his neighbor for telepathically threatening him, woman stabs boyfriend after Monopoly game, groin kick = sexual harassment?, special ed teacher mocks student, woman loses internet for sexting teen, kids facing felony for blowing up toilet, Chik-Fil-A is anti gay, marriage equality pays off for Iowa, paralympian regains use of legs, Rick Perry's anti-gay video, Jersey Shore may make you dumber, student calls teacher cute, gets suspended, and man has beer and is fine.Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpageShare with your friends! Episode links: 1. Man gets frog in chicken sammich: http://tinyurl.com/6woxse82. Man attacked by spider monkeys: http://tinyurl.com/74746pr 3. Man kills neighbor that telepathically attacked him: http://tinyurl.com/6d664sw4. Woman stabs boyf

In this episode, we talk about the McRib, a 200 lb third grader, smartphones spying, Victoria's Secret failing, Christmas ornament stabbing, moonshine discovered in water plant, criminal sues former hostages, urinal video games, undercover strippers sneak into jail, Hanson making beer, white Coke cans getting pulled, kid arrested for burping in class, couple has sex in water park, Rolando McClain's arrest photo, and more!Please subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at @salty_language / facebook.com/saltylanguagesalty-language.tumblr.com / saltylanguage@gmail.com Episode Links: 1. Marginal cost of the McRib: http://tinyurl.com/7s5zhdo2. 200 lb 3rd grader put in foster care: http://tinyurl.com/7v4v4r8 3. Smartphones spying on people: http://tinyurl.com/72nqe624. Victoria's Secret fail: http://tinyurl.com/74v5oyo5. Woman stabs someone with an ornament: http://tinyurl.com/7fg87p2 6. Moonshine discovered: http://tinyurl.com/c66ufte7. Man sues former hostages: http://tinyurl.com/d4jonfe8. Urinal video gam

In this episode, we follow up on people that dressed as foreclosed on folks, Black Friday stupidity, man goes into rage over not getting Avril Lavigne tickets, outlawing bootleg maple syrup, host calls pepper spray harmless, school cutting bathroom breaks, mom lets daughter strip for stranger on cam, man streaks and has a raccoon in his car, fake breasts don't stop paintballs, teacher beats kid with bat, XBOX Live user gets surprise, and more!Please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes!Reach us @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com / salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage Links: 1. Firm that had tasteless Halloween costumes closes: http://tinyurl.com/74o5kh32. Woman waits 9 days for Black Friday at Best Buy: http://tinyurl.com/85zmbsk 3. Fisticuffs over Black Friday deals: http://tinyurl.com/buhpwl84. Man kills Mom over Lavigne tickets: http://tinyurl.com/3wagbns 5. Vermont wants to ban bootleg maple syrup: http://tinyurl.com/8x8geao6. Host calls pepper spray "harmless": http://tinyurl.

In this episode, we discuss a Superman thief gets sentenced, Pakistan bans silly texting terms, school moves a bus stop from a strip club, bacon massage oil, 10 year old pulls gun on woman, serial killer writes a kids book, boys urged to get hpv vaccinations, man helps a thief steal his own tv, Peta targets Nintendo, crooks get freaky in a cop car, vodka tampons, teens dress as superheroes and confront pedos, Canadian team name angers villagers, Congress declares pizza a vegetable and more!Contact us on twitter @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com / salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguageDon't forget to subscribe, review and rate us on iTunes! Episode links: 1. Superman thief gets 6 years: http://tinyurl.com/dyupcrk2. Pakistan bans terms from texting: http://tinyurl.com/bnq2bh63. School moves bus stop from strip club: http://tinyurl.com/3q6r9qq 4. Bacon massage oil: http://tinyurl.com/cply9sx5. 10 year old pulls gun on would be candy snatcher: http://tinyurl.com/7p4dntr 6. Serial killer wr

In our Sweet 16 episode, we discuss follow up stories, Black Sabbath, The movie Jack and Jill, porn star reads to kids, Louis C.K.'s cool plan for his next stand up special, M.C. Hammer's search engine, the amount DC Comics paid for the rights to Superman, man attacks kid after game of Call of Duty, Game transfer phenomena, Xbox can turn any surface into a touchscreen, Kinect coming to pc, Man call cops over his broken iPhone, and a man that overreacts to his wife smashing his toys!Please subscribe / rate / review!Contact us at @salty_language on twitter / salty-language.tumblr.comfacebook.com/saltylanguage / saltylanguage@gmail.com Episode links: 1. Sex with animals can cause cancer: http://tinyurl.com/79ougtd2. Lost cat dies: http://tinyurl.com/89o2eof3. Black Sabbath reunites: http://tinyurl.com/6o383z2 4. Shockingly, Jack and Jill is terrible: http://tinyurl.com/7ppclt95. Porn star reads to kids, angers parents: http://tinyurl.com/d9upqru 6. Louis C.K. will sell his next special for $5 online: http://tiny

In this episode, we discuss broke athletes, Nickleback sucking, a foreclosure party with insensitive idiots, an airport security pervert, owners rebuying foreclosed homes, dwarf tossing, more taco place silliness, Netflix stuffs, horrible mothering, and people that are too friendly with animals. Episode links:Hulk Hogan's back post surgery http://tinyurl.com/5valc5b1. Mark Brunell is broke http://tinyurl.com/3oduydb 2. Nickleback causes people to be angry http://tinyurl.com/5vtzvqj3. Forclosure firm part assholes http://tinyurl.com/5s7xk3x 4. Airport scanner perv http://tinyurl.com/6fojd6p5. Owners rebuy foreclosed homes http://tinyurl.com/5t9zflu6. Dwarf tossing 1 http://tinyurl.com/6f48cf3 7. Dwarf tossing 2 http://tinyurl.com/3gwku2o8. Man gives cop taco, not ID http://tinyurl.com/3zwxtja9. Netflix loses 800,000 customers http://tinyurl.com/3qrjzv3 10. Netflix uses 32.7% of internet bandwidth http://tinyurl.com/6a5z5d611. Mom sells daughter's virginity http://tinyurl.com/3sluwfu 12. Man gets friendly with

In this episode we talk about more violence and food, how much some people love their favorite coffee place, a man that claims that a prostitute turned into a donkey, a county wants to round up sexual offenders on halloween, a fast food employee attacks customers, a judge that uses a device while in court, Google Street View is heading indoors, an idiot that attacked his cat,  a man that punched a karaoke singer, and more! Please subscribe and rate us! Also check us out at salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage / twitter @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com Links:   1. The Walken Dead http://tinyurl.com/68tj3hd2. Danger 5 trailer http://tinyurl.com/6jed2av3. Man firebombs Taco Bell http://tinyurl.com/6gpdrqe 4. McRib isn't healthy http://tinyurl.com/3upblu75. Jack the cat http://tinyurl.com/3hjwa956. Woman gives birth after marathon http://tinyurl.com/3zas9m5 7. Man has sex with donkey http://tinyurl.com/3m9wu5q8. Man LOVES Starbucks' bathrooms http://tinyurl.com/3d6hqka 9. Bikers gangs

In this episode, we discuss Herring farts, assault with an armadillo, Ace Hardware selling zombie fighting gear, football prodigy not being allowed to score at will, exotic animals on the loose in Ohio,  Nicolas Cage vampire picture, a man with a 100 lb scrotum, and more! Check us out at:facebook.com/saltylanguage / salty-language.tumblr.com / @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com Links: 1. Animals get loose in Ohio: http://tinyurl.com/6z65ypz2. Bear takes Prius for a ride: http://tinyurl.com/3mpatwz3. Ace Hardware sells zombie supplies: http://tinyurl.com/642tsrf 4. Gervais angers Down's Syndrome advocates: http://tinyurl.com/6aetmp55. Football league won''t let prodigy run wild: http://tinyurl.com/68apgc2 6. Nicolas Cage, vampire?: http://tinyurl.com/3z52fxg7. Guy gets huge slipper: http://tinyurl.com/6z4zy2u8. Microsoft Holodesk is amazing: http://tinyurl.com/6xsenrd 9. Herring fart to communicate: http://tinyurl.com/5uhcs3g10. Prison cuts weekend lunch: http://tinyurl.com/3ertcn311. Man with 100 lb sc

We talk about Arrested Development, Breast Cancer awareness, adult sand boxes, No to Qwickster, domestic abuse laws repealed, Yahtzee and violence, family googles how to kill someone, Amish crime, a site to rate your exes, yogurt crime, E. Coli and cell phones, fat and flying, sit down to pee?, prison bans porn, Rob Liefeld, mimes as traffic cops, zombie movie accident confuses rescue workers, The Avengers trailer, Steve Jobs dying, and our review of Apple's new iOS 5. Please subscribe, review and rate us! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we cover a bunch of silly restaraunt news stories, brothels, glow in the dark cats, gunplay at Taco Bell, and other shenanigans! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we discuss a new delicacy, Nancy Grace's malfunction, spousal abuse, spoiled brats, massage parlors, smoking orangutans, and racist bake sales! Don't forget to rate us and tell your friends! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we faildoze our way through a variety of random news stories, discuss roast beef sammiches, Netflix's new name, gamers trying to solve AIDS, the speed of light being broken, and other tomfoolery! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we riff on test tube meat, Aunt Mae's fetishes, follow up stories, and brain eating amoeba. facebook.com/saltylanguage

In this episode, we talk about Hulk Hogan's Micro Championship Wrestling, we follow up oon stories that we've previously covered, discuss how Scarlett Johansson's boobs nearly blew up the internet, and more! facebook.com/saltylanguage

In this episode, we review the classic film Hobo With a Shotgun, DC Comics' Justice League #1, some random news clips, September 11th, and Bryan's dental visit!

In this episode, we yap about Superman's form fitting new costume, George Lucas wrecking more Star Wars movies, ESPN making MIchael Vick white, and a shirt that implies that girls are too pretty to do their homework. NSFW. Enjoy, and please leave us a review, and visit us at https://www.facebook.com/SaltyLanguage or on Twitter @ Salty_Language.

This time we wax philosophic on cheese food, weird stories, Apollo 18, and the recent earthquake. Enjoy! Don't forget to rate us on iTunes! 

In this episode, we discuss the movie The Almighty Thor, some random video game talk and other things not fit for workplace conversations. Enjoy!

In this episode, we talk about comics, the London Riots, young soccer phenoms, and more!