Salty Language

In this episode, we are joined by comedian Jen Remauro, and we rant about a man that assaults his wife with a sandwich, a man that washes his wife's mouth out with soap, a woman that hid drugs, teen microwaves cat for arguing with him, man gives cop a squirrel instead of his license, food stamp user ridiculed, movie review, joke and more! Follow Jen @jenremauro or jenremauro.comSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Aimless Arrow by ConvergeEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 64 links: Man attacks wife with sammich: http://tinyurl.com/9vjlpp3Man washes wife's mouth out with soap: http://tinyurl.com/bwpl255 Woman hides crack in her vagina: http://tinyurl.

In this episode, we rant about Tony's Key West trip, Michigan Batman, woman rides a manatee, Bull ball beer, Alcohol poured over models' breasts, Man sues strip club, Woman married her absentee father, and the Hulk Hogan sex tape! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Sex in the Morning by Soul of the RiverEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 63 links: Michigan Batman arrested: http://tinyurl.com/8wtdluxStolen maple syrup returned: http://tinyurl.com/8dju6dcWoman who rode manatee could be in trouble: http://tinyurl.com/8d43fdd Mentally retarded woman can't prove she fought rape, so rapist goes free: http://tinyurl.com/8deyuw3Sex offenders sue over right

In this episode, we rant about a Juror too homophobic to be on jury, fake death marriage proposal, Bic pens "ForHer" reviews, battlefield fragrance, man gnaws woman's head, man accidentally turns himself in, man claims Florida's animal laws are backwards, man too fat to execute, call ins, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Cheap Beer by FIDLAREnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 62 links: Juror too homophobic and racist for jury duty: http://tinyurl.com/bmqy9kxFake death marriage proposal: http://tinyurl.com/938nhwt Bic pens "For Her" reviews: http://tinyurl.com/9xn88ctIranian invents deceptive battlefield fragrance: http://tinyurl.com/8bv7b4

In this episode, we rant about Spider-Man getting cancelled, Gangham style gone wrong,man beats his girlfriend with her dog, artificial hymens, cool bonus given by auto dealer, voice mail, Would You Rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song I've Seen Footage by Death GripzEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode links: Marvel cancelling Amazing Spider-Man: http://tinyurl.com/c3t6c52Woman claims to be Jack Sparrow, steals boat: http://tinyurl.com/dx7p5yz Chik-Fil-A flip flops: http://tinyurl.com/8vgllkgGangham style meets West Side Story: http://tinyurl.com/cvnytzjMan uses Mythbusters excuse to not take sobriety test: http://tinyurl.com

In this episode, we rant about people in too short outfits, strange news stories, Tony's coughing fits, Bryan's birthday and more! We also have call ins, voice mail, and a movie review!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Balrog Boogie by Diablo Swing OrchestraEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 60 links: X-men vs. Avengers news: http://tinyurl.com/8g2jz4mMMA fighter cuts out friend's heart: http://tinyurl.com/92r8vbyTeen shoots himself in penis: http://tinyurl.com/8mcvwfy Strip club says lap dances are art: http://tinyurl.com/cmm8colWoman arrested for offering roadside strip teases: http://tinyurl.com/9qg7zrz Man tries to smuggle primate in his underp

In this episode, we rant about Beverly Hills Cop tv show, Another Wonder Woman show being developed, man has penis cut off, and flushed, 3 way ends with SWAT team, strip club offers tuition for dancers, mayor killed by pet donkey, body parts found in storage, call ins, voice mails, lazy movie review, auto correct theater and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Politicians by Lou DogEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide CBS and Eddie Murphy working on Beverly Hills Cop TV show: http://tinyurl.com/9nolyojCW developing Wonder Woman series: http://tinyurl.com/bpojaq6 Billboard for sunglasses taken down: http://tinyurl.com/8d53frzCity has signs telling people t

In this episode, we rant about Dr. Horrible sequel, free space flight, stolen maple syrup, missing woman joins hunt for herself, man pees on breathalyzer tubes, donor kidney gets thrown in trash, woman dies after kick in genitals, married pastor spreads HIV, male enhancement gone wrong, orgy gone wrong, voicemail, call ins, site of the week and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Camarada Kalashnikov by Cos RebelEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 58 links: Dr Horrible sequel coming: http://tinyurl.com/98dnch7Siblings killed in explosion: http://tinyurl.com/9t2gdt7Free space flight: http://tinyurl.com/cbruxw9 Deaf student told to change how he si

In this episode, we rant about Sergio Toppi, Superman and Wonder Woman dating, Jerry Nelson, UFC 151, Lance Armstrong, Place won't deliver after dark, man has party with lab monkeys, Syphilis shuts down porn industry, woman fends off thief with bbq fork, Bigfoot in Ohio, reporter deals with Rhino farts, our site of the week, Call ins, voice mails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageSkype: SaltyLanguagePodVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Cool Cavemen by FusionEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Links: Sergio Toppi died: http://tinyurl.com/9t3dbgoSuperman and Wonder Woman will be dating: http://tinyurl.com/97hkubbSesame Street puppeteer Jerry Nelson Dies: http://tinyurl.com/8p2vqpk UFC 151 cancelled: http:

In this episode, we rant about Joe Kubert, Guy Fieri's stolen car, ICP suing FBI, Chris Tucker is broke, Toys R Us scammed, man grabs a booty, mad snake disease, dui on a bulldozer, our site of the week, voice mails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Oh Oh by The NunchaksEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Joe Kubert dies http://tinyurl.com/9yeboex Guy Fieri's stolen Lambo story: http://tinyurl.com/92zpggj People getting collection notices from Hollywood Video: http://tinyurl.com/clce8cq ICP suing FBI: http://tinyurl.com/cne5g7s Man caught trying to rape his grandma: http://tinyurl.com/98297lh Chris Tucker's net worth: http://tinyurl.com/cezz2pg Man avo

In this episode, we rant about Blizzard gets hacked,  obituary typo, DUI on a lawnmower, preacher cures with violence, man pees on woman's leg adter she rejects him, Olympic swimmers pee in pool, cards from elephant dung, oral sex cures morning sickness, our site of the week, Auto correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster CultEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Blizzard hacked: http://tinyurl.com/8p2gwnvObituary typo: http://tinyurl.com/c5uef4pMan gets DUI on lawnmower: http://tinyurl.com/c3tf7x7 Man drinks beer through DUI checkpoint: http://tinyurl.com/cja5mraPreacher "cures" cancer with violence: http://tinyurl.com/9kewwn

In this episode, we rant about a sheep rapist, gorilla suicide, pole dancing in the Olympics, butt fireworks, man stabbed over Xbox argument, woman attacks boyfriend with stripper pole, our site of the week, voicemails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Welcome To THe House Of F.U.N. by JuanitosEnd song Whiehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Sheep rapist wanted: http://tinyurl.com/bw7t4czNickleback fan falls into gorge: http://tinyurl.com/cwmwhzcGorilla hangs itself: http://tinyurl.com/cdlzvhy Man kills door to door salesman: http://tinyurl.com/bwhyr3mTrying to add pole dancing to the Olympics: http://tinyurl.com/d5ek3fb Single farmers dating site: http://www.farmersonly.com/Man shoot

In this episode, we rant about the cost of being Batman, a wife that cooks $15,000, a teen that fights a mailbox, parents that keep a loaded gun in baby carriage, man's penis stolen in his sleep, a man shoots himself battling with a mouse, and more weird news, strange crime, other stories, and voice mails!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Booze Infused Wisdom by TabEnd song Whiehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Episode 53 links: Cost of being Batman: http://tinyurl.com/cpj4x9cMan skydives from 18 miles up: http://tinyurl.com/bpysxt3 Internets defeats Burger King employee: http://tinyurl.com/cx99pl5 Woman refuses to leave toilet for 2.5 years: http://tinyurl.com/7s3u5sf Wife cooks $15k husban

In this episode, we rant about our 1 year anniversary, geek news, gay news, the Dark Knight Rises tragedy, sexy news, weird crime stories, voice mails from listeners, our site of the week, and other shenanigans!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Exotica by Les JuanitosEnd song Whiehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide Arkham City follow up to feature Justice League: http://tinyurl.com/7u9kncsMore Sandman stories: http://tinyurl.com/ceoc6r2 The Rock to play Lobo: http://tinyurl.com/7f57gtzTarget selling gay marriage cards: http://tinyurl.com/7gljwr7Scout leader ousted for being gay: http://tinyurl.com/bn58sz4 Cow tries to escape processing plant: http://tinyurl.com/6u3c58yDrug mule swallows 62 con

In this episode, we rant about reality tv helps the Air Force, silly baseball player injury, NFL player with ants in his pants, man returns used enemas, kid shoots himself to wake up from drug trip, rugby player urinates in shorts to avoid tackles, couple tries to smiggle baby in suitcase, opossum protein neutralizes nearly all poisons, naked man kills woman, off duty cop's gun discharges and kills woman, woman tells would be robber no, school bans student obsessed with revising, hoodie gives you a hug, bull and cow having sex delay traffic, glazed donut vodka, unsafe spray tan chemicals, texting fails, our site of the week and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song King of S

In this episode, we rant about MonkeyBrain Comics, Joker returns to DC, Marvel NOW!, God particle discovered, naked man accused of driving while tugging it, drunk man claims to be a covert agent and drank 100 beers, boy stabbed in eye during theatrical stunt, man cuts off own penis with an X-acto knife, British man has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos, scientists confirm existence of "old person smell", bikini robbery worth $200,000 goes wrong, horrible orangutan story,woman threatens to defecate on neighbor's lawn, voice mails, autocorrect theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Ain't Gonna Give No Jelly Roll by The Red Hook RamblersEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nat

In this episode, we rant about Spider-Man getting a sidekick, robber gets his head stuck, man threatens to beat up his neighbor after he poops, man threatens farting neighbor with a gun, a woman that lured a teen boy into a tanning bed and got nude, a drunk  driver ordered to pay for a cop's pants, journalist fired for stripping, girls getting badly sunburned because school won't let them have sunblock, a town prepares for a zombie apocalypse, a woman sues a little league catcher over an errant throw, a clown busted for having child porn, inmates sing to Sandusky, bad accents saying British cuss words, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Intro song Drunk Off Chicken by

In this episode, we rant about the new Dark Knight Rises trailer, Before Watchmen, Pedobear at Sandusky trial, man arrested for having sex with teddy bear for the 4th time, teacher banned from school over crazy sex ed class, man will watch you have sex for $240, 69 year old man gets stuck in sex toy, man kills man sexually assaulting his daughter, Touchdown Jesus coming back, woman had Pam sex and assaulted boyfriend, GM food banned from Monsanto canteen, pizza vending machines coming, man calls 911 over wrong sammich, lost tourist uses smokes signals and sets island on fire, man with 100 lb. scrotum refuses help, registered sex offender sunbathed nude while holding sex toy, woman leaves kids at accident gets ice cream and strips and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher se

In this episode, we rant for a bit, but then we hunker down into the topic of depression and anxiety. Please share this episode with friends, or anyone that you think will appreciate it.Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! Episode 47 links: 1. Rob Delaney on getting help for depression: http://tinyurl.com/yjzzxot 2. Disassociation: http://tinyurl.com/8a286jp 3. Smodcast #35 http://tinyurl.com/7u4bk7v (Bryan Johnson and his depression) 4. Penny Arcade creator and anxiety: http://tinyurl.com/882wgyb 5. Anxiety Cat: http://anxietycat.tumblr.com/ 6. Django Unchained Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUdM9vrCbow

In this episode, we rant about suicidal cats, a japanese man that cooked and served his genitals, beer drinking cows raiding a party, woman goes on a spree at Piggly Wiggly, man goes into for kidney stone and finds out he's a woman, man marries a mannequin, man stabs himself and throws it at police, man tries to pay Denny's with weed, epic pooper scooper battle, Mangold skips chance to see sister in Olympics, giant jail with doors that can't close, missing vehicle actually hidden by tall grass, woman riding motorcycle hit in face with golf ball, gun fight breaks out over Kool-Aid, woman accused of choking boyfriend because he wouldn't marry her, woman squeezes man's testicle out of his scrotum, woman arrested for exposing herself gives great mug shot, gun range offers kids birthday parties, woman has condom inside her filled with drugs break at jail, man arrested outside courthouse for doing same crime, cat helicopter, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-lan

In this episode, we rant about DC's new gay character, more celebrity holograms, hologram helpers at airports, universes to collide, Miami zombie, government says zombies don't exist, retard doll shocks shoppers, woman's weight loss was really cancer, man has live explosive in chest, bear invades graduation party, Alaskan residents warned about aggressive moose, gummy bear breast implants, terrible mother, Bloomberg wants to ban large sodas, our site of the week, Auto Correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Share with your friends!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comEpisode 45 links:1. Golden Age Green Lantern is gay: http://tinyurl.com/6pz9g9r2. Marilyn Monroe & other celebrity holograms? http://tinyurl.com/cfb67fc 3. Hologram helpers: http://tinyurl.com/cpc3r7w4. Universes to coll