Morning Wood



Morning Wood is a podcast about American treasure, Elijah Wood, and his favorite things. Join the Termites (Karen, Krista, and Lara) as they burrow into his true passions and invite him to discuss.


  • MW75: Pizza Topping

    MW75: Pizza Topping

    26/08/2020 Duration: 01h04min

    Voter Resources:'s the season 5 finale and time for Elijah Wood's favorite pizza topping! The Termites hand toss kissing boo boos, Tinder cliches, and meat meals.---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW74: Drinking Game

    MW74: Drinking Game

    19/08/2020 Duration: 58min

    What is Elijah Wood's favorite drinking game!? The Termites chug Mortal Kombat, paying attention, frat hustles, and The Fly.---  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW73: Shia LaBeouf Art Project

    MW73: Shia LaBeouf Art Project

    12/08/2020 Duration: 59min

    The Termites critique Elijah Wood's favorite Shia LaBeouf art project and exhibit bass drops, gasses, grocery stores, and anger. ---HELP LEBANON:Carrd Website: Red Cross: Lebanon: US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW72: Bird

    MW72: Bird

    05/08/2020 Duration: 51min

    What is Elijah Wood's favorite bird!? The Termites flock to reincarnation, parrot lips, animal delusions, and Dorito bodies. ---HELP USPS:USPS: http://usps.comContact your representatives: http://house.govContact your senators: US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW71: Super Smash Bros. Character

    MW71: Super Smash Bros. Character

    29/07/2020 Duration: 58min

    The Termites fight Elijah Wood's favorite Super Smash Bros. character and button mash big eggs, train sharts, water beds, and moving.--REGISTER TO VOTE  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW70: Donut

    MW70: Donut

    22/07/2020 Duration: 59min

    What is Elijah Wood's favorite donut!? The Termites deep fry fake workouts, zoom crashers, accents, ideal sharing, and sand.---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW69: Teen Sex Comedy

    MW69: Teen Sex Comedy

    27/05/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    The Termites make a pact to lose Elijah Wood's favorite teen sex comedy and take a wild ride through quiet TV time, emasculating men, pronunciation problems, and Aeon Flux.---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW68: Power Ranger

    MW68: Power Ranger

    20/05/2020 Duration: 54min

    Who is Elijah Wood's favorite power ranger!? The Termites defend sexy babies, Dungeons & Dragons, shapes, and helmet kisses.---  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW67: Pet Peeve

    MW67: Pet Peeve

    13/05/2020 Duration: 54min

    The Termites have an aversion to Elijah Wood's favorite pet peeve and annoy Juggalo drinks, lollipops, paternity questions, and middle school rebellion.---  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW66: Girl Group

    MW66: Girl Group

    06/05/2020 Duration: 58min

    Who is Elijah Wood's favorite girl group!? The Termites bellow Area 51 pranks, Ty Pennington, dumb presidents, and calculations of love wins. ---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW65: Skin Care Ritual

    MW65: Skin Care Ritual

    29/04/2020 Duration: 55min

    The Termites exfoliate with Elijah Wood's favorite skin care ritual and moisturize Emergen-c challenges, COVID-19 panic, ants, and forced cans.---  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW64: Tree

    MW64: Tree

    22/04/2020 Duration: 52min

    What is Elijah Wood's favorite tree!? The Termites branch out into kissing strangers, tongue cuts, eboys, and Whoopi Goldberg eyebrows.---  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW63: DCOM

    MW63: DCOM

    15/04/2020 Duration: 58min

    The Termites transport to Elijah Wood's favorite Disney Channel Original Movie aka DCOM and enter the wonderful world of tonsillitis, incest, Andrew Yang, and making friends.---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW62: Egg Style

    MW62: Egg Style

    08/04/2020 Duration: 50min

    What is Elijah Wood's favorite egg style!? The Termites hatch plans for olive sponsorship, Lord of the Rings music, room sharing, egg spas, and Spanglish. ---  FOLLOW US:  IG:  Twitter:  FB:  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:  Stitcher:

  • MW61: Prank

    MW61: Prank

    01/04/2020 Duration: 59min

    Season 5 has arrived!!! The Termites pull Elijah Wood's favorite prank and trick charcuterie plates, straw anuses, twig toes, and marriage hands. Note: this was recorded before Covid-19 hit the scene so enjoy some freedom from THAT for a minute!!!!---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW60: Christmas Villain

    MW60: Christmas Villain

    25/12/2019 Duration: 52min

    'Tis the season for the season 4 finale! The Termites take a sleigh ride with Elijah Wood's favorite Christmas villain and plot food personas, astrological signs, city babies, and fart incentives. ---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW59: Facial Hair

    MW59: Facial Hair

    18/12/2019 Duration: 52min

    Another listener suggestion! What is Elijah Wood's favorite facial hair (style)!? The Termites shave electrical habits, kissing breath, dad issues, and sex sounds.  ---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW58: Apocalyptic Event

    MW58: Apocalyptic Event

    11/12/2019 Duration: 51min

    A listener-suggested topic! The Termites prepare for Elijah Wood's favorite apocalyptic event and stock up on jury duty, the Netflix movie After, travel clam chowder, and emo songs.--FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW57: Reindeer

    MW57: Reindeer

    04/12/2019 Duration: 56min

    Who/which/what is Elijah Wood's favorite reindeer!? The Termites trot through fan fiction, Space Cowboys, teen girl math, and Dennis Quaid.--FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

  • MW56: Pie

    MW56: Pie

    27/11/2019 Duration: 55min

    The Termites bake Elijah Wood's favorite pie and cook up Village Inn, kombucha, Missouri, "Jingle Bells," and reactions to gore.---FOLLOW US:IG: LISTEN ON:iTunes: Podcasts:

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