Morning Wood

The Termites fight Elijah Wood's favorite Super Smash Bros. character and button mash big eggs, train sharts, water beds, and moving.--REGISTER TO VOTE AT:www.votesaveamerica.com---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite donut!? The Termites deep fry fake workouts, zoom crashers, accents, ideal sharing, and sand.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites make a pact to lose Elijah Wood's favorite teen sex comedy and take a wild ride through quiet TV time, emasculating men, pronunciation problems, and Aeon Flux.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite power ranger!? The Termites defend sexy babies, Dungeons & Dragons, shapes, and helmet kisses.---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites have an aversion to Elijah Wood's favorite pet peeve and annoy Juggalo drinks, lollipops, paternity questions, and middle school rebellion.---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite girl group!? The Termites bellow Area 51 pranks, Ty Pennington, dumb presidents, and calculations of love wins. ---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites exfoliate with Elijah Wood's favorite skin care ritual and moisturize Emergen-c challenges, COVID-19 panic, ants, and forced cans.---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite tree!? The Termites branch out into kissing strangers, tongue cuts, eboys, and Whoopi Goldberg eyebrows.---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites transport to Elijah Wood's favorite Disney Channel Original Movie aka DCOM and enter the wonderful world of tonsillitis, incest, Andrew Yang, and making friends.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite egg style!? The Termites hatch plans for olive sponsorship, Lord of the Rings music, room sharing, egg spas, and Spanglish. ---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Season 5 has arrived!!! The Termites pull Elijah Wood's favorite prank and trick charcuterie plates, straw anuses, twig toes, and marriage hands. Note: this was recorded before Covid-19 hit the scene so enjoy some freedom from THAT for a minute!!!!---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

'Tis the season for the season 4 finale! The Termites take a sleigh ride with Elijah Wood's favorite Christmas villain and plot food personas, astrological signs, city babies, and fart incentives. ---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Another listener suggestion! What is Elijah Wood's favorite facial hair (style)!? The Termites shave electrical habits, kissing breath, dad issues, and sex sounds.  ---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

A listener-suggested topic! The Termites prepare for Elijah Wood's favorite apocalyptic event and stock up on jury duty, the Netflix movie After, travel clam chowder, and emo songs.--FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Who/which/what is Elijah Wood's favorite reindeer!? The Termites trot through fan fiction, Space Cowboys, teen girl math, and Dennis Quaid.--FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites bake Elijah Wood's favorite pie and cook up Village Inn, kombucha, Missouri, "Jingle Bells," and reactions to gore.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite YouTube channel?! The Termites upload scare tactics, food critique, boho diapers, Lil' Stompy, and fart chips.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites belly flop past Elijah's favorite deep sea creature and descend into sink holes, being too strong, bed buddies, and shrimp steak. ---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite musical!? The Termites cast Amanda Holland to star in haunted ice cream trucks, dinosaur mosquitoes, superhero costumes, and a John Malkovich time capsule.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Happy Halloween! The Termites get startled by Elijah's favorite scary movie and scatter away from hose sex, Double Dragon, ASMR, and Crazy Frog.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr