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This week's guest is Existential Engineer and Comedian, Alyssa Poteet!
 April Walterscheid and Alyssa discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:

 ○ is air horn officially obsolete because our comedy mouths took over? ○ why being NOT self-conscious as a comedian could get you 75 million dollars ○ as soon as you're 100% self-conscious - YOU'RE DONE 
○ why having an engineering degree plastered on your wall feels spooky
 ○ how to disappoint your mom by doing comedy 
 ○ why society is one BIG junkie
 ○ what it’s like to have a decent soul that is ruined by greed
 ○ 15 ways to turn-on your man when all you need is ANAL ○ democratic debates getting the snapchat filter treatment
 ○ Jeffrey Epstein and how Louis CK is actually scraps for the big dogs 
○ how to accidentally turn a 2-minute joke into a 12-minute joke nightmare of anxiety
 ○ when your 3-year-old nephew hits on you and gets away with it
 ○ finding your calling card as a comedian based on the jokes you w

This week's guest is Physician Assistant and Comedian, Michele Taylor Paden! April Walterscheid and Michele discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics: ○ growing up in Colorado ○ moving to San Francisco ○ seeing comedian Ali Wong before her Netflix specials ○ working in a hospital emergency room on Thanksgiving ○ being mistaken for a Mormon or cult member everyday ○ texting a guy 159,000 times ○ how women get prosecuted for things less worse than murder or rape ○ how men get away with rape ○ children overdosing on edibles ○ drugs expediting psychosis in all ages ○ generalized phobia of snakes ○ finding a snake on a canoe Michele's Instagram: www.instagram.com/michele.c.paden "Gold Skull" by Miniature Tigers