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This week's guest is Existential Engineer and Comedian, Alyssa Poteet!
 April Walterscheid and Alyssa discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:

 ○ is air horn officially obsolete because our comedy mouths took over? ○ why being NOT self-conscious as a comedian could get you 75 million dollars ○ as soon as you're 100% self-conscious - YOU'RE DONE 
○ why having an engineering degree plastered on your wall feels spooky
 ○ how to disappoint your mom by doing comedy 
 ○ why society is one BIG junkie
 ○ what it’s like to have a decent soul that is ruined by greed
 ○ 15 ways to turn-on your man when all you need is ANAL ○ democratic debates getting the snapchat filter treatment
 ○ Jeffrey Epstein and how Louis CK is actually scraps for the big dogs 
○ how to accidentally turn a 2-minute joke into a 12-minute joke nightmare of anxiety
 ○ when your 3-year-old nephew hits on you and gets away with it
 ○ finding your calling card as a comedian based on the jokes you w