Morning Wood

What is Elijah Wood's favorite chip!? The Termites crunch on vocabulary lessons, sludge-shaming, boob ladies, turmeric, loud bags, and pet smells. ---  FOLLOW US:  IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod  Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2  FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---  ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo  Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

We made it to episode 50!!! The Termites commemorate their semicentennial with Elijah's favorite Elijah Wood (role!), coconut heads, Jake Gyllenhaal wallpaper, and cactus surprises.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite slumberparty game!? The Termites invite Ari Grabb to stay and bond over celebrity sightings, tiny sunglasses, child lies, and witchcraft.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites get spooked by Elijah Wood's favorite Goosebumps book and scamper away from pregnancy guts, young face, communal porn watching, and aphantasia.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite piercing!? The Termites poke around New Found Glory, stink bubbles, animal allergies, belly feathers, eyeball licking, and ladybugs.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

It's the debut of Season 4! The Termites swoon over Elijah Wood's favorite (first) date activity and crush on dumb hotties, physical therapy protocol, horniness, and mucus girl.---FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ---ALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What - season 3 finale!? The Termites welcome Niki Ang to reveal Elijah Wood's favorite woman to kill him and murder fancy coffee, pant storage, pneumonia Moulin Rouge, and being a married.FOLLOW US:IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpodTwitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpodALSO LISTEN ON:iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3MSpotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUoStitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

Who is Elijah Wood's favorite TV dad?! The Termites father chocolate rain, punting dogs, unfortunate character aging, dark acting exercises, and Jabba the Hutt. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites feast on Elijah Wood's favorite sandwich and pile it high with fighting sounds, sour factors, midnight screenings, bug cleanup, and bastardized Asian food. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite field day event!? The Termites compete for vacation bathrooms, lawyer magicians, looming digestion, desert parachutes, tetherball, and yoga hate. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

A listener suggested topic - who is Elijah Wood's favorite fashion icon!? The Termites strut down the big bang theory, ship living, really good cookies, and the Mid-Atlantic accent. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites infest Elijah Wood's favorite fetish and fixate on Rob Schneider, rage, chewing sand, bar fights, sleepover games, edgelords, cake feet, and dangerous stairs. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite Pokémon!? The Termites gotta catch Detective Pikachu, childhood dreams, Anne Hathaway, fake phone calls, rule 34, and Mr. Mime - pervert egg layer. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah's favorite unsolved mystery!? The Termites investigate goat yoga, personalized body pillows, Antoni from Queer Eye, exploding water bottles, sex socks, and glitches in the matrix. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites gulp down Elijah Wood's favorite Gatorade flavor and quench their thirst with egg blankets, alligator blood, chicken eating, sommeliers, sensitive bodies, and kid mouth. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite planet? The Termites orbit a Cranberries a capella group, method teen acting, foot exposure, horse hooves, Flat Earth math, martian boy, and if Neptune is a vape. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites harmonize in the key of Elijah Wood's favorite boy band and serenade fart intimacy, VHS murder, 3 A.M. improv, orgasm town, homemade posters, supportive moms, night wood, and the Traveling Wilburys. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah's favorite ice cream topping!? The Termites and their first male (what is that?) guest, John Warder, graze on five year plans, Alex Morgan, woodworking, butt donuts, clown dolls, and mouth games. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

The Termites are joined by their bud, Nicole Abate, to pinoint Elijah Wood's favorite Ryan! Together they scurry through prom, constant talking, Jesus Korn, human Pomeranians, sexy Dobby, and overly-specific IMDB lists. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr

What is Elijah Wood's favorite on-screen kiss?! The Termites and special guest, Linda DeFord, aka Lara's mom, mack on parental burping, the Coneheads, off-screen chemistry, giant crabs, Meg Ryan, and a dumb brain in a cute body. FOLLOW US: IG: http://instagram.com/morningwoodpod Twitter: http://twitter.com/morningwoodpod2 FB: http://facebook.com/morningwoodpod ALSO LISTEN ON: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/morning-wood/id1381025687?mt=2 Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Muc2ltcGxlY2FzdC5jb20vcG9kY2FzdHMvNzQ4OC9yc3M Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2Nv0jUo Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=185226&refid=stpr