Random Assault

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is busy being Tim Allen in the 90's, so Matt invites his dumb broad girlfriend on to play Sonic CD. Also, there's no show notes for this episode because Matt isn't afflicted with the podcast autism that Mitch has, so yeah.

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about theme parks, Fatty introduces the boys to the strangely atmospheric Doom PS1 port soundtrack, and we watch the economy of 2fort reach total hat-uration. SEGMENT 1: - Theme park rides and animatronics - The Lion King (the old one) - Dreams - Bohemian Rhapsody - Kill la Kill IF - The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa SEGMENT 2: - Doom's music - Retro shooters - TF2's market crash - Selling items on Steam - Horny anime SEGMENT 3: - Supermega sucks - Mortis' drawings

Oh gawd, it's anudda Career Suicide Podcast, and we're back to the classic 3-act structure from the old podcast! Matt has some BIG news to share about how he's suddenly going to be much more wealthy and protected in the future, Mitch is feeling motivated thanks to Devil May Cry 3, the boys dissect the Cats and It Chapter 2 trailers, and then Blake comes on to talk about his experiences at Atlanta Comic Con. SEGMENT 1: - Matt's big news - KyoAni arson - Cats trailer - IT trailer - Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto - Devil May Cry 3 - PlayStation menus are slow SEGMENT 2: - Atlanta Comic Con - Facebook drama - Gamer Girl Bath Water - Feet - Porn habits - Inflation pics SEGMENT 3: - The new RRRUUUURRRUUUUS

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Wizard joins us to talk a whole heaping lot about Touhou, Mitch and Matt discuss the fact that Hollywood is just a feminist propaganda machine at this point, Mitch recaps his experience at Kupocon with the boys from Nude Clan, Al Dente talks about her experience at SGDQ with the Boys of Cringey Summer, and then Matt and Mitch push Dylan to the breaking point. It's all fun and games here, at the Career Suicide Podcast. SHOW NOTES: - Touhou - Lots of Touhou - Too much Touhou - Midsommar - Bandersnatch - Jordan Peele's filmography - Feminist propaganda - Disney live action remakes - Kupocon - SGDQ - Dylan Spergs Out - Bloodstained - Crash Team Racing - Chicken poop

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks up Hi-Score Girl, Mitch complains about Spotify randomly changing their "Like" system, and we get to the bottom of Blake's secret ties to the Talmud. - Hi-Score Girl - Bloodstained - Dark Crystal - Toy Story 4 - Hollow Knight - Disgaea - Evangelion - Blake's secret Jewish heritage and receding hairline - Midsummer - Babylon 5 - Keanu Reeves - Spotify - Star Wars - Funko Pops - Black Mirror - Chris Chan's self-inflicted taint wound - Kindergarten Cop

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch give their hot E3 takes, Odie Esty talks about some edgy manga and the new Godzilla flick, and Wizard talks about getting an MRI and going to an anime convention with his dad. SHOW NOTES: - Gravity Rush - Blaster Master Zero 2 - E3 - Tifa - Smash Bros DLCs - No More Heroes 3 - Dorohedoro - Godzilla: King of the Monsters - Simpsons pulling episodes - Wizard goes to the hospital - Sack Anime - Eatman - Dagon - The Dark Crystal - Juice's final thoughts

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes about Detective Pikachu and the new Carly Rae Jepsen record, Matt talks about shooting guns and watching hentai in a theater, Rat talks about getting kicked out of a fancy-schmancy Holiday Inn, and Odie sings us the song of Flippy. SHOW NOTES: - Detective Pikachu - Ghost Stories (not the anime) - The Clovehitch Killer - Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' - Watching hentai in a theater - Rat on the beat - The Pokemon anime - Xenophobia in North Dakotia - Getting kicked out of the illustrious Holiday Inn outside Chicago Heights - Galidor - Bionicle - Battle of the Blakes - Fixer Upper - Indonesian cinema - New CRJ album - Godzilla - Chernobyl - Eurovision - Game of Thrones - Dylan Quest - Porsalin's Sargon documentary - The Flippy saga

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch touch on the Sonic trailer, talk with Sebastian and other fans a whole lot about Mob Psycho 100 and One Punch Man Season 2, discover a very spicy manga by the same dude who made Baki the Grappler, apparently, and figure out what the best object is to replace your testicles with. SHOW NOTES: - Sonic - The Predator - One Punch Man - Autotune - The N word - Butterbeer - Replacing your balls with stuff - Avengers Endgay - Ploobis - Meme songs - Laughing at our old bits - The Vic Minognia scandal - Turning around community guideline strikes - Mob Psycho 100 - More One Punch Man - Sargon - Danberu nan Kiro Moteru - Working out - Trying to have sex with your dentist - Messing with glowsticks

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt goes to that anime store run out of someone's house, which leads into a ton of trading card game talk between Mitch and Carolus Rex. Mitch talks about the oddly addicting but really crappy Conan Exiles, we tell people that Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum, and Mitch and Odie Esty argue about Atlus' business practices for like a half hour while Matt retweets a ton of hentai, probably. SHOW NOTES: - Generation Otaku - Yu-Gi-Oh - Magic the Gathering - TCG talk - Newfoundland facts - Conan Exiles - Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum - Accused of snortos peepee - Mortal Kombat 11 - Kill la Kill - Wario Land - Persona 5 Scramble - Persona 5 the Royal - Atlus' business practices

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch regales us with tales of his trip to Universal Studios, Matt talks about new anime based on older manga, they talk about the whole Notre Dame thing, and discover the horrifying truth of a guy who runs an anime store out of his apartment. SHOW NOTES: - The Secret Life of Pets 2 - Universal Studios - Medieval Times - Cabana Bay - Child's Play - Horror remakes - Notre Dame burning - The Expanse - Fruits Basket - Baki the Grappler - YouTubers we're tired of - Do you even lift? - Bubba Gump - Cooking - Candy - Paper straws - Roller coasters - Anime store in a guy's house - Mexican candy/juice - Rat on the beat - Dating a black girl - Jojo memes - Real, truthful, non-alleged facts

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk 80's rock, the oriental tricks of Joanne Gaines, their disillusionment with April Fools, and the new plague on YouTube: smug furries folding their arms. SHOW NOTES: - Ram ranch - David Bowie - 80's Rush slaps - We are Cum Town 2 - The word cum - Carly Rae Jepsen and Happy Macklemore - Joker - Bumblebee - Kung-Fu Hustle - Fixer Upper - Hibachi - Two Evil Eyes and The Curious Case of Mr. Metokur - Rat on the beat - We do asian accents for like 5 minutes - April Fools stuff - Fruits Basket - Mob Psycho II finale - Part 5 - Doujins - Triple Threat - Sekiro - Odie's videos - The Mandela Effect - Furries folding their arms - T-rex facts

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is out, so Matt reads more of the Sonic SatAM magnum opus fanfiction: Daylight Savings! Also, his dumb broad girlfriend plays through Sonic 1 on stream, so sorry, audio-only people. Go check the YouTube page for that visual stimulation.

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch tries to fill our dark souls with light, Matt talks about movies, Al Dente promises us a Neverland, and Shane Dawson totally didn't have sex with his cat. SHOW NOTES: - Octopath Traveller - American Vandals - Newgrounds art request - The Dolls - Spoony's car accident - Devil May Cum - Deadpool 2 - Mortal Kumbat - Hulu cummercials and originals - Blue Oyster Cum - Bands transitioning between decades - Music streaming services and untrue shuffle - Anime cumventions - Dororo - Promised Neverland - Furries - The cum legacy - Shane Dawson and his platonic relationship with his cat - Criteria One - Olde English

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt attempts to leave Neverland, Mitch talks about the tryhard, anti-man propaganda that is "Love, Death, Robots", Chuck warns everyone not to move to California, and we come to the conclusion that living in the city, you know you have to survive, you've got to keep the dream alive, but everything is terrible, so move somewhere rural where They Who Shall Not Be Named can't control your thoughts, emotions, etc. SHOW NOTES: - Leaving Neverland - Love Death Robots - Resident Evil 2 - Jojo and Mob Psycho 100 - Pope of Grenwich Village - Terrifyer - Illumination Mario movie - Harry Potter - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - Devil May Cry - Yo! Noid 2: Game of a Year Edition - Kingdom Hearts III - Chuck's house burned down again - Sonic - Amazon Music - WorldWarBot - Epic Games Store and other launchers - That New Zealand thing - Political discourse on social media (or lack thereof) - Joe Dini - The R Kelly interview - Telephone funnies - Mafia - True crime podcasts - Gamin

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch are Abducted in Plain Sight by Mr. X, who is actually Dylan, who talks to them about Kamen Rider for like an hour and a half. The great debate of subs vs dubs rages on, and we discover a brilliant loophole in the warranty of IKEA furniture. (Tip: bang someone really hard on a BESTÅ BURS until that jawn breaks.) SHOW NOTES: - Trevor Noah - Ralph Bakshi - The Bounty - Mississippi Burning - 2 new Carly Rae Jepsen bangers - Pokemon Sword and Shield - Abducted in Plain Sight - Resident Evil 2 - Gaming podcasts - Anthem - Apex Legends - Overwatch - REmakes - Kamen Rider - Devil May Cry - Maddox and Dick Masterson - Gonna cry? - Stoner movies - Jojo - Cowboy Bebop - Subs vs dubs - Rat on the beat - Banging on IKEA furniture - Starlink - Mitch thinks everythings sucks - Vinyl records - Detective Pikachu

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch warns everyone of the soyboy propaganda included in HelloFresh boxes, Matt declares he is mouth-celibate, and JACK BLACK HAS OFFICIALLY DONE BLACKFACE, SHUT IT DOWN SHOW NOTES: - KFC in the UK - Link he come to town - Sonic statue on some random road in rural Japan - Social media is poison - Troll and Troll 2 - Hello Fresh comes with Soylent - Jack Blackface - Things are old and so are we - Tim Burton and Batman - Tony Hawk - Mortal Kombat - Sonic and the Infinite N-Word Pass - Star Wars and racism - Fake hate crimes - Space Jam 2 - Female orgasms - Reggie stepping down - Videogame cartoons - Beer - The absolute state of the games industry - Matt the Mocel

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we lay our core values bare. Mitch talks up Tetris 99, Matt is terrified of the Will Smith Genie, and there's a whole bunch of internal spergery discuss, related to the Discord. Dylan also fills us in on the nontroversy surrounding Catherine: Full Body, and we make Juice the official third mic of the show! SHOW NOTES: - Core values - Far Cry New Dawn - Mob Psycho 100 - Domestic Girlfriend - Tetris 99 - Final Fantasy IX - Will Smith Genie - Avatar 2 - Dylan's Boogie video - Seal, DC, and Aquaman - Steven Universe - Juice is the 3rd mic - Discord spergery - Law and Order - Catherine and "transphobia" - Netlfix/Hulu Originals - Black entertainment - Juice's death metal album

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we are the winners of Eurovision, Mitch takes us for a ride on the Groove Coaster, and a long-time listener, first-time caller walks us through Warhammer! SHOW NOTES: - Blow - Paul Reubens - Fire Emblem Awakening - Eurovision - Forced popularity - Anti-Trump tryhard stuff - Chinken nunget - Groove Coaster - Rat on the Beat - Vinyl - Michael Jackson - Warhammer - The Outer Worlds - Devil May Cry 5 - The Silver Case - Fate/Stay Night

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Odie Esty hops on to discuss Kingdom Hearts 3 with Mitch, Matt orders the blackest manga of all time, Mortis gets us all nostalgic for LEGO games on PC, and we can't wait until the day we get to see Joaquin Phoenix running through the streets citing race-based crime statistics. SHOW NOTES: - Dog Ni**a (I only censored it because iTunes is impossible to deal with, in the event it would have gotten our feed removed. This is the world we live in now. Revolt.) - Travis Strikes Again, Again - Kingdom Hearts 3 - Shaggy memes - Dragonball Super - REmake 2 - LEGO Rock Raiders - Strange Telephone - Sonic Fan Art - Bollywood flicks - Sonicfox - The Joker - Neil Breen - ASMR - Giantess porn - The Polar Vortex

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk with Odie Esty about their experiences so far with Travis Strikes Again, Salacious Crumb cracks open the fact that the Treyvon shooting was just a viral ad campaign for Skittles, and old friend Al Dente calls in to talk about her recent experiences with the elitist cosplay culture at various conventions. Oh, and Blake is the catalyst for the Les Enfants Terribles project or something. SHOW NOTES: - Children's cartoons - Travis Strikes Again - No More Heroes - The Sudaverse - Anime - Chinatown - Fyre - Porsalin's Owen Benjamin documentary - MAGfest - Smash Bros - The Treyvon shooting was a viral Skittles marketing ad - Mitch's NYC trip - The Night Comes For Us - The Messenger - Battle of the Blakes - UHF - Glass - Castlevania - Mega Man - Metroid-likes - WayForward - Fire Punch - Convention and cosplay culture