Random Assault

We welcome back the original four from the hit Fox Show "TDAR COMMUNITY EXTRAVAGANZA" to see what can happen when they are given a second chance to shine! Spewing out stories of injury, theme parks... and something else I can't remember...

It's the podcast that almost wasn't. When severe technical difficulties plague the crew, they put their hands in and, like a group of robotic turtle men, combine to work their talents to the limit and struggle to grasp the last hopes to get a podcast together and ready. As Alex talks and talks with no feedback, Skype crashes several times, and Mitch being personally pulled down to hell by Satan himself mid segment, the podcast claws it's way to safety... but will it survive? YOU be the judge.

With the release of the new Mortal Kombat, Alex hijaks the podkast to bring light onto the series. Sure, they talk about other things. But who kares?! They go through MK's history, trivia, and the new game (SPOILER FREE!) Also, Alex's audio is pretty krappy in the first segment, but we figure it out and hope that all this stupid bad audio is a thing of the past. NOW... FIGHT!

As we wipe our feet on the welcome mat of Front Towards Gamer, we kick things off with a James Bond themed podcast. Why? Because we’re incredibly unfunny and number things in triple digits. But, you know us, we can barely stay on topic when it’s about something we enjoy. Let alone something we barely care about. And if you DON’T know us, HI we are Random Assault: the best thing to ever happen to audio. Enjoy everyone!

Have you ever put four tazmanian devils into a burlap sack and then violently kicked them down the stairs? No? Well then, you’re about to hear something you’ve never heard before. Join Random Assault as hosted by the four loudest, outspoken and downright quoteable members all at once. Your ears will either bleed or orgasm. Then, the third segment takes it down a notch and digs deep into their minds as we find out what horrifies them to the core. Be afraid…

This week, Drew comes back and he has a lot to catch up with. Clearly we haven’t lost our touch and, somehow, we have more subjects to talk about than usual. Learn how to save money by PC gaming, talk about current gamer rage and get some more long overdue 3DS reactions. Oh man are we timely!

This week every single member shows up to the show directly after waking up. Will their massive fatigue keep them from being lude, loud and loquacious? Nope. We bring up the obligatory rapture and… hell, I don’t know, we’re all over the place. You should get how this works by now.

So… here’s the deal: every podcast has a bad episode. Our earlier episodes were pretty bad, but the jokes were good and they could be worth listening to. This one, though… ugh… this one will go down as our “Bad” one. So endure with us as we take you through a laundry list of things you don’t do for a podcast. So bad that Alex starts getting mad and fighting with everyone through most of the first hour. It’s a a mess. (Editor's Note: Alex is a baby)

This week is the best week in world history. Remember exactly where you were the day this event took place, because we’re ready to rock all the balls you’ve ever had right the f*** off. Curtis “zabu_san” Stone from the podcast PCN-Gen joins in on our absolute ridiculousness, and boy is it a treat. Someday, mankind will evolve to the point that our ears will form their own mouths. On that day, they can thank us for this podcast.

I screwed this episode up real good, and precious Matthew didn't even know it was me yet! YOU FOOLS! Do you not realize that I am the Master of the Arcane?!

We join our four hosts as they face their greatest challenge yet: figuring out how to make content after 14 weeks of talking about nothing. Will they find a way? How will they do it?! Tune in next week for… I mean, this week… Download the damn episode.

Perhaps bringing content to the show was the best idea we ever had. Inaccurrately named, this episode is nonstop as we talk about everything from sitcoms to cancelled TV shows, community to our own self hatred… oh, and, of course, video games… cause we do that.

Nyahahahahaha! Oh what memories! This was the time when I STRUCK A MORTAL BLOW to Alex's laptop, rendering it lifeless AND FULL OF BEES. This resulted in that ANNOYING PISS DRIP Mitch having to do all the art and banners! Turns out he did a pretty good job though...er...I AM SLABFLAPPER LORD OF MAYHEM!

Chaos continues to reign supreme as Matt is still nowhere to be found leaving our hosts without a guide and, with Alex still in technical hell, lost to fight off Mitch’s loquaciousness and claw their way to the internet.

A triumphant return from our Cast-Daddy Matt and an expected appearance from our tenchnology depraved every-guru Alex make Tony and Drew play up things like we’ve needed in a while. Yeah, we decided to do a good episode again. Going back to our roots and assembling the cast from our very first episode, let’s see if we can bring you guys back to liking us… anyone?! We talk about zombies and some other s*** and Matt does his COMMUNITY SERVICE which is not only unexpected, but goofy as s***!

A clusterf*** of awesome. We welcome a very special guest and devoted fan to the cast and we go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Oh yeah, and we do some community stuff. Honestly, I don’t remember what we talked about but I remember having a lot of fun. Tune in and see what I’m talking about… then tell me what happened. Like I said, I totally forget.

WARNING! This episode is ATROCIOUS! Sure, the CONTENT is as good as it ever is...but the AUDIO, oh DEAR poor annoying MITCH tried his hardest with this episode because LAZY INCOMPETENT MATTHEW refused to work on it! But are we really surprised? I am really proud of the work I did with this one...oh yes...