Random Assault

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex comes on to weigh in about Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath, and how day-one owners of the game are getting screwed on it. Mitch gushes over Alita: Battle Angel, and Matt talks about the Clone Wars. Also, Alex gives us the horrifying revelation that "Air Bud Studios" is a thing. SHOW NOTES: - Fighting games - Air Bud Studios - HP Lovecraft - FRIENDSHIP - Drunk stories - Alita - Clone Wars - Gravity Rush 2

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch and Matt make it known where they fall on the political spectrum, Matt likes the Sonic movie, Mitch talks up Color Out of Space, and the two talk about the now-infamous Last of Us 2 leaks. SHOW NOTES: - We're definitely alt-right - The Sonic movie - Color Out of Space - Skateboards - Horror and 80's movies - Blood - Code Monkeys - Seis Manos - Dragon Prince - The Last of Us 2 leaks

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex drops in to tell us that his Cells are At Work, and that he wants to Hi-Score with a Girl. Mitch says Sayonara to the Wild Hearts, and also tries to lead us down the MC-Escher breadcrumb trail of how his brain works. Matt thinks Guns have No Life. And then the show ends but Mitch rants about Coronavirus theories for another hour. SHOWNOTES: - Cells at Work - Hi-Score Girl - Sayonara Wild Hearts - How Mitch's ADD-addled brain works - Murder by Numbers - No Gun's Life - FF7R - COVID conspiracy talk

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns to talk a WHOLE lot of anime, including Yu-Gi-Oh!, Land of the Lustrous, and more. Mitch gets Annihilated, Matt meets the Phantasm, and Alex Shudders. SHOW NOTES: - Matt created the Coronavirus to get Alex back on the show - AlphaRookie - Phantasm - Shudder - Horror movies - Annihilation - Smiling Friends - Voice actors - Land of the Lustrous - Anime with weird art styles - Yu-Gi-Oh

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a Random Assault reunion as Alex comes back to discuss his trip to Arizona, overrated burger chains, and how he's making his way through the Ringu films. Mitch and Matt gush about Animal Crossing, and we talk about the thing that's happening. (To people reading these show-notes in the future, I mean the Chinese Coronavirus that was definitely a front for some shady government activity, right?) SHOW NOTES: - World events - Arizona - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Animal Crossing - The Grand Canyon - In and Out Burger - Vortexes - Phoenix, AZ - REmake 2 - We talk about the thing - Space Jam - Ringu

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt watches a movie made by a black guy, and gets what he f**king deserves. Mitch endures the Sonic movie, as well as the Netflix Dragon Quest movie. Meanwhile, Matt gets into a bunch of retro anime. SHOW NOTES: - Pokemon Sword/Shield - Joker - Bernie - The Sonic movie - Us - More cum jokes - John Wayne movies - Dragon Quest Your Story - Read or Die - Bubblegum Crisis - Stand Alone Complex - Poppy

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch becomes a Hypnospace Outlaw, Matt concludes his journey with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the boys discuss the merits of sexy cartoon animals, and Mitch correctly states that Thanos did nothing wrong. SHOW NOTES: - Doctor Sleep - Sexy cartoon animals - Hypnospace Outlaw - Matt's Marvel journey is finished and he is gay now - Sam Raimi - Thanos did nothing wrong - Wild Wild West - CG anime reboots that are ugly - Margaret Qualley's tits

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a short one as Matt continues his adventures down the soy-lined halls of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mitch gets Superliminal, and the boys ponder the logistics of Scarlett Johansson having sex with the Hulk. SHOW NOTES: - Matt's Marvel Menagerie - Superliminal - Kazooie is always pregnant - Scarlet Johansson having sex with the Hulk - Ishuzoku Reviewers

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about getting his balls de-boned, Mitch talks about wandering the Exiled Lands, Matt's gone full-on Marvel cuck, and Mitch makes some connections in Death Stranding. SHOW NOTES: - Cumming in Memphis - Limp Bizkit - Matt's vasectomy - Mythic Manor - Conan Exiles - Marvel movies - Violent movies - Japanese horror - Death Stranding

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finds a Netflix show that's actually GOOD, Matt finally experiences A Hat in Time, the boys talk about the trainwreck that was the 2019 Game Awards, and also Star Wars. SHOW NOTES: - Kids horror movies - Hellboy - The Witcher - A Hat in Time - Suda51 and SWERY65 - The Game Awards - Astro Bot and other VR stuff - Ghostbusters - Scooby Doo Mystery Inc - Stair Wars - Pirates of the Caribbean

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt does full soyboy on the Disney+ train, and the boys talk about Gargoyles and Talespin. Matt discovers the wonders of the bidet, Mitch complains that we're in the Golden Turd Age of Television, and then the two boys argue for like an hour about eating bugs. SHOW NOTES: - Gargoyles - Talespin - The Irishman - Matt racks-a dishiprine - Richard Williams - Black Friday - Bidets - More VR stuff - Facade - James Bond - Dumb movie theories - The Golden Turd Age of TV - Whamageddon - Jokes normalizing our current dystopia - Matt and Mitch argue about our forced bug-eating future - LumpyTouch

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch urges everyone to watch Klaus, and makes people mad on Twitter. Matt's gone full-on cuck by subscribing to Disney+, meanwhile, Mitch's Disney idiocy is related to the theme parks and candles. Matt and Mitch also go over the gradient of unfunny celebrities that they wish would perish. SHOW NOTES: - The Mandalorian - Klaus - Inflammatory Twitter posts - Half Life: Alyx - VR - Disney+ - Magic Candle Company - Cybertruck - The pantheon of unfunny celebrities - Pet Semetary - Leaning Tower of Cheesa - Tipping and anxiety

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Spooky Month festivities, Mitch takes the plunge on VR, Matt can't stand unskippable cutscenes, and then they just take Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics and turn them into gay and cum jokes for the last 15 minutes of the show. Like you expect any better. SHOW NOTES: - VR - Questionable hentai artist retweets - OK boomer - Godzilla - Halloween - Carrie - Observer - Walking simulators - Unskippable cutscenes - Terminator: Dark Fate - Horror movies - We turn Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics into cum jokes for 15 minutes

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gets caught up in the Night Trap, Matt watches a bunch of James Wan flicks, and the boys get down to the real point of this show: that hating women is a good thing. SHOW NOTES: - Night Trap - Observer - James Wan movies - Before I Wake - Binge watching - Metal Wolf Chaos XD - Taiko no Tatsujin - Cursed rhythm controllers - Dogs - Nintendo Labo - Hating women is good

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch sees the funny clown man movie, Blake fills us in on Atlanta Pride, Dylan proves his cuckitude by ranking Captain Marvel highly in the MCU, and Matt still refuses to watch the films of Jordan Peele, because he IS a card-carrying racist. Get 'im, boys! SHOW NOTES: - Joker - More horror movies - Link's Awakening - "Classic" movies - Atlanta Pride - Aquabats - The Wall - Sayonara Wild Hearts - Marvel Cinematic Universe - Get Out & Us - Found footage films - Metallica album covers

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt reveals his normie status by claiming to like American Horror Story, Mitch beats Final Fantasy VII for the first time ever, and everyone is mad at Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall. Sebastian's on for basically the entire episode. Also, the last half hour or so is just the guys looking over a Sears Wish Book from 1992 or something. So... enjoy that, audio listeners. SHOW NOTES: - Joker - Final Fantasy VII - American Horror Story - Spooky movies - Nostalgia Critic's The Wall - Tony Hawk - Link's Awakening - Bloodstained - Matt's Raspberry Pi arcade cabinet - Nintendo Labo - Sears Wish Book

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finally watches Evangelion, Matt and his buddy talk about going to the gym, and the boys discuss the recent Nintendo Direct. Odie Esty and Sebastian come on to reveal the horrifying underbelly of the Nekopara series. Also, the sissy hypno thing might be very, very real. SEGMENT 1: - Evangelion - Justice League - Nintendo Direct SEGMENT 2: - Old cartoons - Jaleel White as Sonic - Gym talk - Magic the Gathering - Chapelle's new special - Deep fakes - Call of Cthulhu - Capcom games - Nekopara - Discord drama - Roleplaying in FFXIV - Sissy hypno

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt flies solo for the first segment, until special guest Mitch arrives and is able to record show notes. The guys talk about how Fear Inoculum sucks, the Funimation audio leaks, and Dylan comes on to talk about Astral Chain. SEGMENT 1: - SEGMENT 2: - Ninja Warriors - Fear Inoculum sucks - Ziltoid the Omniscient - The Funimation leak - ProJared cancels cancel culture - Drifters - Metal Shark Bro - Talk Bernie to Me - Sly Cooper and inFamous - Kamen Rider has Stuart Copeland nightcore in it - Astral Chain - Borderlands 3 - Justin Roiland is an unfunny goon - Godzilla - Horror movies on Hulu

This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys clown on the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Matt's off Facebook for good, Mitch can't tell the difference between black women, and some nerd comes on to talk about tokusatsu. Our feed was down for so long because the site it's on is run by Indians, so I forget who it was. It was probably Blake, because he's all about that gay stuff. SEGMENT 1: - Peter Stormaire - Nicktoons - Getting rid of your Facebook - Zoloft - Dreams - OneyPlays SEGMENT 2: - Rat on the beat - The intricate differences between the Sonic games - Sonic fan-art - Power Rangers lore - Tokusatsu - Twitch drama - Lootcrate - Anime figures - Mitch can't tell black women apart - Which Pokemon would you bone?