First Timers

Was Angie’s dog Reggie the village pregnancy test in a former life? Is Claire’s the worst place to bring a 15 month old? Were all of guest Pam Daniel’s girlhood crushes gay? Answers to these burning questions and more on today’s lovey-dovey episode.   Check out Pam’s podcast: https://weddingconfessionals.com Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast and send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. 

Angie is interested in brain development, but not enough to turn subtitles on. Evie loves mommy and hates puzzles. Plus: another money saving hot tip from Angie, queen of deals.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman

Comedian and non-profit founder Avram Mandell joins the moms to explain the role Souplantation played in his daughter’s birth and how a single fart altered his life. Angie tells us how her identity was also affected by flatulence. Julie introduces the world to SNL-character-IRL Tommy Da Plumber.  Visit Avram’s diversity training business at www.avrammandell.com First Timers Promo Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman 

Comedian and professional ballerina Nikki White explains why she’s anti goodie bag and pro pink pajamas. Plus, the moms consider major questions like: Do kids really need two sets of molars? Could Angie love six children? Are toddlers worse at Hide and Seek or Show and Tell? Follow Nikki on Instagram and Twitter @nikkidesplit; Check out networkbe.com Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman

The moms are live at The Gundo Comedy Festival! Angie hacks Hide and Seek, Julie launches Scone Day and Max takes center stage.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman

Comedian, musician, proud dad of cats and lukewarm dad of a human Frank Traynor visits the closet to talk AI apocalypse, LSD drops and H&M addiction amongst Latino tourists. Plus: Angie attends Mother Boy with Papi Chulo. Follow Frank on social media @frank_traynor. Go see his comedy show Graffiti the second Friday of every month at Mid-City Arthouse in LA.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman

Writer, actress, director Katie Locke O’Brien wonders why “leaning in” almost always involves blowing out. The moms also cover uniquely themed baby showers, fake science as a behavioral tool and Scone Day.   Check out Katie's short film at https://vimeo.com/259478576; visit her website www.katielockeobrien.com; and follow her on Instagram @katielockeobrien See First Timers LIVE at The Gundo Comedy Festival, Thursday May 17 at 7pm! Tickets and more info: www.thegundocomedyfestival.com Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman

After waxing poetic on Micro Machines, humorous boudoir and how to define “toddler,” fan recognized “cool moms” Angie and Julie wish they’d snapped and went. Then as a special 100th episode treat the hosts interview Max and Evie, who at two and four are already better at podcasting than their moms. Please do us a solid and subscribe to our show! Better yet, subscribe and then share an episode you like with a mom/dad friend. Also, rating/reviewing us on iTunes is super helpful to us. To stay in the loop, follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Evie can’t stop/won’t stop carbo loading. Max enjoys “juicy” sashimi. Ayla gives herself a cucumber mask. The moms share their very different weaning experiences. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Despite crankiness caused by spring breakers taking over the playgrounds, Angie bonds with Max over a favorite show from her childhood. Like many mom/daughter duos come before, Julie and Evie find common ground in reality television. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Ayla cries to get into the tub. Evie cries to get out of the tub. Julie just cries. Meanwhile, across town, Max does some good old ball licking. Plus: Have you made the new-mom mistake mentioned in this week’s listener story? Both hosts have! Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll  

Filmmaker, mom and Post-It Note innovator Lori Elberg inadvertently recreates a popular porn clip … with her daughter … in her brother’s bathtub. Wait! Don’t call CPS. It’s more G-rated than it sounds. Plus: What makes Angie lose her mind and matzah?     Follow Lori on Instagram @StoryLori; watch Florence Vs. The Machine at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa9hdgcrT0g Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Actor, director and egg-harvesting record holder Lara Everly joins the moms to talk about her “whackadoodle” uterus, her son’s “robust” penis and her imaginary daughter’s “me too” protests. Plus: Max loves medicine and Julie still misses her pediatrician/spirit animal.  Follow Lara at www.laraeverly.com or on Twitter @LaraEverly Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll  

Ghostwriter and stroller angel Sarah Monson shares dirty little reality TV secrets and recounts the time her neighbor knocked on her cervix door. The moms also discuss the necessity of couch M&Ms, how Waldo is no longer “enough” and the dangers of over decorating. You can follow Sarah nowhere because she is anti-social media. But you CAN follow Angie's new real estate Instagram @livebuyla and send any and all southern California business her way at angie@livebuyla.com! Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll  

In her second time on First Timers, writer Julia Cohen wonders which Disney character to trust in an emergency. Spoiler: not pant-less Donald! At the advice of the other two moms, Julie contemplates starting a pediatric health cult. Angie’s got a generational butt itch. * Check out Julia’s website: RobertaFrosty.com *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

While the moms agree that using sweets as a reward is a bad habit, both admit to food bribery: Angie to get Max into a car; Julie to get Evie out of one. Plus: hot tips on skin care, eye care and can collection. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Angie, Julie and actress/comedian Staci Roberts-Steele compete for most useless college major and fantasize about getting pulled over while pumping. Staci learns she’ll be a mom—and a diabetic—in a single week. * Check out Staci's work at her website www.staciroberts.com. * Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Filmmaker and self-proclaimed basic mom Shannon Ayers explains why she’d like to forget her memorable first Mother’s Day. Angie prepares for the 2028 Olympics. Julie listens to a lot of 70’s soul. All three women contemplate, “a day without moms.” You can check out Shannon's work at www.borndreamer.com and follow her on social media @teamborndreamer. * * * Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Comedian, actress, writer and queen of drunken pregnancy tests Amy Albert joins the moms to discuss canine butt play, gastrointestinal timing and doomsday prep. Follow Amy on Twitter and Instagram @amyalbertcobb and check out her blog hollycrapimyourmom@blogspot.com *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll

Julie has a “Me Too” mom moment while Angie labels her way through six no-kid days. Then the moms announce an important booger mandate: it’s not what you pick, but where you wipe that matters. Also: please head to our Facebook page for an exciting listener poll on bedtime semantics. *** Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman and check out Angie's YouTube channel at YouTube.com/AngieEatsItAll