First Timers

While this episode might not make you laugh, Angie and Julie hope it’ll encourage you to talk. Because the more we talk about pregnancy loss, the less stigmatized women who suffer a miscarriage will feel. Also, FARTS!

The moms talk husband resentment: Julie’s arrived early; Angie’s came on strong. More importantly, will Evie and Max share their mothers’ affection for 90’s music or will they say, “Bye, Felicia!” to Third Eye Blind and The Goo Goo Dolls?

Julie is anti swaddle. Angie is pro swing. Everyone is pro Monda. Also, Evie’s two-year-old friend announces a new pirate exhibit at Aquarium of the Pacific!

Angie sleep trains her baby and then herself. Julie sleeps better than ever. Plus: Are Fruit Loops a gateway cereal? Are parents with several children masochists? Will the girls’ combined sweat ultimately turn closet to kiddie pool?

In their first closeted episode, the moms wax poetic about past and present dog love, Angie gets honest about her underage-drinking problem and Julie contemplates a Hitler complex.

Julie hands her infant to a stranger without hesitation. Nothing goes according to plan for Angie and her explosive husband. The ladies also pitch a new reality show, "Telepathic Toddler," and start a band called "Sweaty Milky Mess."

Angie feels whore-able because she woke her kid up to go to a party. Julie feels ha-rrible because she legit almost killed hers. Topics also include snack n snooze, hiring a day laborer for your baby to sleep on and coastal eddies.