First Timers

While Max is busy being Max, Evie gives The Switch Witch a hard time and Ayla bites the hand that feeds her. As a special bonus, the moms sing—Angie poorly and Julie very, very poorly—their kids' favorite tunes.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

These moms mean business when it comes to Halloween. The fruits of their labor, however, are not always appreciated. All of the kids are gross: Ayla licks bathroom walls, Evie leaves turd on her tush and Max eats candy off of public floors despite buckets of wrapped candy at home.  First Timers Promo Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Angie's having a good hair pregnancy! Julie recalls a sweaty, gestational glow. The moms discuss their kid's efforts to become world-class trouble makers: Evie's involved in a best-friend triangle, while Max is busy being the class jerk. The school yoga routine—while adorable—doesn't seem to be helping either child to recenter.    Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.  

Free-throw champ and verbal-assault ninja Kasey drops by to relive a heated playground throw down. The moms also discuss lice hacks, moron husbands and—the most titillating of all topics—public transportation. This hilarious episode is brought to you by Palm Springs. Download now or earn bad desert juju.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! Share our podcast with your mom friends, dad friends, mom FB group, or just your mom! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Mom, podcaster and producer Melissa Pressman drops by the closet to talk everything twins, from pregnancy to delivery to telling them apart. It all sounds ... hard! How did Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse get through it without gaining a single wrinkle? Plus, Max is biting.    Check out Melissa's podcast, Rated PG

Rachel Mannino tells the moms what it's like to live with your kid; your stepson; your ex and baby daddy; your boyfriend and baby daddy's friend; and your giant dog. Spoiler: it's not the hell it sounds like! Plus: Angie spreads rumors about Nikki Taylor and Afrin.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Angie prefers raging toddler to crying newborn. Soon she’ll have both! Julie meets and then immediately terrifies a new neighbor. Why didn’t Sam’s man-with-a-broom guardian angel come to her rescue? This episode is very unofficially sponsored by Charles Schulz. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Max lies in poop. Ayla paints in poop. The moms are sick of poop. Evie is sick of soccer. Plus… brain injuries! Don’t miss this week’s heady episode! Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Evie has gone emo and Max ODs on OJ, but more importantly, the moms share listener stories! What constitutes a “big kid”? How many soggy porch diapers are too many? Can a baby contract ebola by bathing in a hotel bathtub? Can a mom contract ebola by using a baby wipe to pick up a dead rodent? Angie and Julie don’t have the answers, but that doesn’t stop them.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Max loves the doctor; Evie loves the doctor's pretzels; everyone loves charcuterie. The moms decide that despite a day one wardrobe malfunction, school is off to a good start. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com

Evie suffers from airplane-onset ADD and Ayla will not obey the seatbelt sign. Max is days away from three but days into acting three. Angie will fight anyone who supports bar soda guns; please email to arrange an altercation. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com

Sam is back with an update on his recovery (we know you've been DYING to know). Max falls in love with Polar Pops and rehearses his audition for their commercials. Angie finds a new love for her brother that she didn't see coming. Julie is still on vacation and usually writes these descriptions so they'll go back to being interesting next week.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Angie is joined by her "business partner" guest co-host, Sam while Julie is off creating family memories (and First Timers stories) on the east coast. The husband and wife duo discuss everything from how Angie is being left out of a Hawaiian family vacation to why Coldstone Creamery makes the greatest ice cream cakes ever. It's a very special tag team mom and dad episode that we're thrilled sort of excited for you to hear.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. And send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Sam's surgery luckily falls on a wedding-and-funeral-free weekend. Evie and Max argue vehemently over topics that are seemingly impossible to be vehement about. Early bedtime is a (mostly) stay-at-home mom's saving grace.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Sam’s baller status expires after just 20 minutes and Angie is (regrettably) resentful. Evie’s future-mom-of-many status expires after she learns about vaginal birth. This episode is dedicated to Molly … you’ll quickly learn why. Sorry, Molls! Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.  

Guest Joanna is so cool that her kid stopped napping just to spend more time with her. If that alone doesn't convince you to listen, the moms also cover unreliable toddler narrators, potty-training clingers and kid-whispering swim coaches.  Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com.

Will Evie’s girly hand-me downs not jive with Ayla’s masculine energy? Will Max ever put on his own shoes? The moms debate these burning issues and more. Meanwhile, John Lovitz breaks Angie’s phone and Julie almost breaks Ben Stiller. First Timers Promo Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com

Sam one-ups Julie’s sleep screams with sleep assault. After Max proves to be an all-star traveler, Angie makes a blood pact to repeat the trip every summer. Evie is fed up with Don’s potty mouth. NASA her a#$! And, the moms reminisce about 4th of July's of their youth. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com  

Did you know the key to parkour is yelling “PARKOUR!”? Have you heard the stereotypes about Presbyterians turned Atheists? Did you get “ground” in the 90’s? Guest, mom and sister abuser Shauna explains it all on this hilarious episode. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman

Local dad and resident “poopsmith” Phrai Freed joins the moms and opens up about the time his scrotum was opened up. Someone is leaving poop on Angie’s doorstep. Spoiler: it’s Angie! Julie sadly succumbs to the neighborhood parking bully. Please subscribe to our show and rate us on iTunes or Stitcher! It really does help, we swear! You can follow us on Facebook at Facebook.com/FirstTimersPodcast. Send us your first time parenting stories at firsttimerspodcast@gmail.com. And, you can follow us individually on Twitter/Instagram @AngieGreenup @JulieFishman