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Star Wars is about to take a dump on the box office so the boys get together to pretend they know what's going in the Lucas universe. Also, we talk why 'Lolita' can't be made into a film, and we make a side bet on Evan's pun game.

The boys are happy to join the Sexpot Comedy Network in Denver, CO, and much much less happy to be talking about Ron Howard's new epic sea adventure. VERY SPECIAL fan male segment where Cook St. raps! Beats by Profetesa, Hook by Borgeous (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzCqwKL_zZQ)

The boys review 'Steve Jobs,' preview 'The Night Before,' and release an exclusive Fan Male trailer for the holiday classic 'Shanksgiving.' Intro/Outro: "Peace of Mind" by Baker Brothers

Why does this movie exist? Ahh who cares, the boys have a lot to say about Steve Jobs, and the people involved, specifically Michael Fassbender, Danny Boyle, and Aaron Sorkin. They also gab about texting, emojis, and statutory rape! Intro/Outro music: "Petrol Station" by Sorcha Richardson

October much? We're excited because The Martian means 2 hours of Matt Damon, even if Ridley Scott has a sketchy past. Plus, we get to talk about space law, Colbert's new show, and pick companions for a deserted island stay. Intro/Outro Music: "Aftergold" by Big Wild

The title is We Are Your Friends but honestly who cares? It's about EDM and stars Zac Efron. The boys also recap their impressions of Trainwreck and Straight Outta Compton. Intro/Outro Music: "Deer Stared At Me (Clayjay Remix)" by Tulpa

The boys and Basement Dave talk about David Foster Wallace and the movie "The End of the Tour," but only after saying what Hollywood superstars they could probably replace. Intro/Outro: "Let me be the 1" by Miracle Fortress

The boys are excited about potentially the summer's biggest comedy, Trainwreck, but feel the need to assail the reputation of both Amy Schumer and Judd Apatow, anyway. They also talk Inside Out, new music, and unlikely sexy female characters. Outro music: "Feel Things Inside" by Galapagos

Ohhh yeahhh! Ohhh yeahhh! Vince, E, Drama, & Turtle get together to guess the Rotten Tomato score of a very unnecessary Entourage movie. Plus, we talk Aloha, but let us never speak of it again.

Cameron Crowe has a romantic comedy in theaters, so we have to talk about it. We also talk Kill Bill, and go over Avengers 2 trivia. Intro/Outro Music: "Left Me" by John Hancock

In preparation for another Avengers, the boys create their own superheroes and talk about Furious 7. Intro/Outro Music: "I Heard the Marchin' of the Drum" by C.W. Stoneking

Nate gives his thoughts on 50 Shades of Grey before the boys do their civic American duty and guess the score of Furious 7. In a special Fan Male, they pitch ideas for movies based on random Wikipedia articles. Intro/Outro Music: "Wurlitzer" by Chris Staples

Evan recaps the atrocity that is Mortdecai, but the undeniable highlight is all four Cook St. members attempting to wrap their conservative minds around the erotic appeal of 50 Shades of Grey. Intro/Outro Music: "Carinitos" by Los Hijos del sol

OH MAN has Johnny Depp fallen from grace. Mortdecai promises to be the lowest point of his career, so we talk about that and Jennifer Lawrence's dating history. Also - the premiere of a new segment called 'Basement RecommenDAVEtions with Basement Dave,' where our downstairs neighbor tells us Sucker Punch is good. Intro/Outro Music: "Girls" by Slow Magic

Justin wrote a piece for The Computer Newspaper that systematically ranks the 20 best people in comedy working today. Travis and Evan address their issues with the list so we blow it out on a very special, blockbuster pod.

The boys are here to talk Inherent Vice, the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie, but mostly discuss Evan's experience seeing Foxcatcher, plus Andrew Keegan and Hitler, not to mention an epic fan male where they build their ideal video store. Intro/Outro music: "The Past Was Present" by John Talabot

Oh boy Oh boy is Steve Carell good in Foxcatcher. Or at least that's what we hear, which means the movie may be just okay. Also, Travis reviews Interstellar, and we talk about what actors and comedians we have changed our opinion on, for better or worse. Intro/Outro music: "Sad Machine" by Porter Robinson

The guys love Christopher Nolan and love outer space, but hate 3-hour movies. They talk Interstellar and discuss who would be a part of the perfect man weekend. Music Intro: Plan B "She Said" Music Outro: Alex Winston "Waiting Around to Die"

Fresh off a wonderful viewing of Gone Girl, host Justin takes us through such hot-button issues as book adaptations and child porn prison sentencing. Most of the episode is spent anticipating and imagining future movies, as well as the requisite "Doesn't Birdman look really interesting?" talk. Intro/Outro music: "Busy Earnin'" by Jungle

The gaggle talks Gone Girl and David Fincher films after spending way too long on a visualization exercise. Intro/Outro Music: "Quiet Dog Bite Hard" by Mos Def