Rotten Potatoes

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It's the world's first sketch comedy podcast! Your journey begins with a team meeting, then it's off to a desert island (05:26) before hearing a bedtime story about Christmas (11:54). Plus, an exclusive interview with the cast and crew of 'Dishes 2' (17:14). Muchos gracias to everyone who helped on this series, most notably Mitchell London, who performs our outros. That's right, we have our own Outro Guy now!

We flirt with robots, talk movies (06:44), drag millennials on 'Project Discovery' (08:53), flirt with robots again (17:41), and Check In with an emergency room (23:17).

It's so hard to keep up with slang these days. Join Travis and Nate as they fail a pop quiz about language.

You'll 100% enjoy the sketch about Voltaire (03:05), an exclusive safari on Planet Actress (08:45), that time Gus called Domino's (13:34), and 'Morons,' which profiles an iconoclastic pornographer (16:18).

Sit back, relax, and cringe as we discuss and perform an episode of "Seinfeld," thanks to a script Justin wrote 25 years ago.

We're discussing cars in Boston, Movie Talk Part Three (08:23), grabbing some quick Taco Bell (13:50), and settling in for a lecture about the science of ugly (19:03).

We get back to basics and count down our favorite 25 romantic comedies of all-time over wine, cheese, and pajamas.

Our thrilling, inebriated argument about romantic comedies reaches a surprising and underwhelming conclusion. Thanks for listening!

If you're hearing this, we owe you an apology.

Women can be President, but not a Ghostbuster? The boys guess the RT score of the most controversial comedy of the year, and re-cast 'Bridesmaids' with dudes as payback. Also, they talk about Sarah Palin and baseball because masochism.

You Tarzan, me not interested, amirite? The boys discuss the history of pop culture's least compelling hero, plus we give valuable, non-jealous, constructive criticism about 'Popstar' Music: "Uptown Tricks" by Fort Knox Five

Never stop never stopping when it comes to the Rotten Tomatoes score of a Lonely Island movie. Plus, we saw 'The Lobster,' and how can you resist talking about 'The Lobster.' All that and the perfect NBA starting 5 of actors, just in time for the solstice. Music: "Inspector Norse" by Todd Terje

Even though VALENTINE'S DAY and NEW YEAR'S EVE are cinematic garbage, we ain't afraid to put ourselves out there and guess the Rotten Tomato score of MOTHER'S DAY. Please observe a moment of silence for the loser this week. Also - let's talk best movie moms and dads! It's Mother's Day, y'all!

The Jungle Book is AMAZEBALLS if you believe its Rotten Tomato score - Justin thinks that's probably because people are dumb and love talking animals. Also, Evan hated 'God's Not Dead 2' and gives the full review!

We love bad movies, but we REALLY love bad movies that have a Christian agenda. The 2014 original made 60 million dollars in a country where 70% of people are 'absolutely certain' God exists. Enter Cook St., who has to guess the Rotten Tomatoes score, and talk about what movies make them cry (11:00 in). Intro/Outro Music: "It's Strange" by Louis the Child

The exciting conclusion to our countdown, you'll never guess what number is #1 ... it's 1!

Cook St. loves loves loves comedy movies, and likes ranking things. So we figured out our collective Top 20, and talked about the list. This episode covers #20 thru #11. Intro/Outro Music: "Tropicana" by Freedom Fry

What do you do after you write and direct 'Birdman?' The boys talk 'Making a Murderer' and 'Amy,' then Travis reviews 'Hateful' Eight' and Tarantino's obsession with the n-word (9:15), choose cartoons to be made as live-action (20:50), and guess the score for Innaritu's winter survival epic (33:27).

Did you see Star Wars? So did we! We discuss our reactions (and unfortunately, Basement Dave's as well) to the modern epic. After suggesting new soundtracks for some of their beloved movies, the boys talk about the breadth of Quentin Tarantino's career and wonder if we should expect more of the same from his new movie, The Hateful Eight. Intro/Outro Music: "Don't Let Go" by Mesa Luna