Rotten Potatoes

The boys return from seeing Grown-Ups 2 and spend about 20 minutes dissecting every bad joke they can remember on the 7% film. This week's movie is The To-Do List, a raunchy female take on the teen sex genre. We talk about the great teen sex comedies of the last 30 years, rage against 80s nostalgia, and have a stirring, uneducated debate about the U.S. postal service.

The new film After Earth by Will Smith (the MOVIE STAR!) and M. Night Shyamalan (Rotten Tomato poison) somehow leads to a divisive discussion about penises, movie candy, Scientology, and Tom Cruise versus Tom Hanks.

The boys offer a comprehensive review of the year (2013) in movies, handing out a bevy of awards voted on by Cook St. and their fans. Categories include: Most Egregious Rotten Tomato score, Worst Romantic Chemistry, Best Trailer, Best Performance, Best Indie Darling, and Best Movie.