Regular Features
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 382:36:10
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Synopsis
Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to find a feature worth repeating
Episodes
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150: Love Tips From Your Old Man
30/07/2015 Duration: 39minEpisode 150?! Wow. Has anyone ever done this many podcasts? Probably not.
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149: Stolen Spanish Party Games
23/07/2015 Duration: 32minCome one, come all and listen to us casually gobbing off as if our words deserve to be heard!
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148: Climbing Noel Gallagher
16/07/2015 Duration: 37minComing to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go. (This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)
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147: The Dog Terminator From Russia Who Loved Me
09/07/2015 Duration: 52minMatt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occurred.
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146: Facially Redacted Canal Adventures
02/07/2015 Duration: 43minMatt takes us on a big wet adventure, Gav finds a woman who hasn't seen The Ring, and Steve appears to be melting from the heat but don't worry he'll probably somehow survive.
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145: Big Bird's Volcano of Sadness
25/06/2015 Duration: 48minHow many emotions can you name? 3?! Well, they're all in this episode. Every single one of them. There's laughter, sadness and...what's the other one? Purple? That's one isn't it? Fuck off, yes it is.
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144: A Good Deep Feature Rummage
18/06/2015 Duration: 36minMatt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the nooks and pant-crannies of his squalid office cave, Steve gives us a full-fat grilling on subjects of his choosing, and Log celebrates fatty-bum-bum day because it's nice to be alive. Contains dadbods
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143: The Crystal Death Buffet
12/06/2015 Duration: 49minIn this new episode of the podcast that is the podcast what is called Regular Features, Steve's got sex tips, Matt's got buffet bothers and Log's singing a song about somebody who was in love and then dies and it's sad. Those are the things we did. Now I simply must go. I can't just stand around here all day explaining everything to you.
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142: The Lazy Live Cumpilation
04/06/2015 Duration: 01h04minWe were all on holiday this week so we've picked our favourite live features to remind you how great we are not just behind closed doors but also sometimes above pubs.
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141: Three Guys Chatting
28/05/2015 Duration: 41minThe Regular Features team are getting ready to go on holiday this week! Except for Log, who's writing this description now, knowing that his friends are going to live on a fucking yacht for a few days, while he sits in his own pub, a prisoner of all the booze he's chosen to surround himself with. Why not drink the booze, Log? Just drink it all and have a holiday *in your head*! This episode Includes some OK Cupid and barring of customers
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140: The Monosode
22/05/2015 Duration: 25minAnother new way to innovate, you say? Yes, OK! This episode was made without any of us talking to each other at ALL. Like we HATE each other now. That's our new thing. That Steve, eh. What a prize pillock! ANyway: Gav does OK Cupid, Matt tries to get us all together again, and Log makes a big audio mess in your lap. Contains anus
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139: Urinals Against Humanity
14/05/2015 Duration: 35minThere's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point about the feckless deployment of offensive language as a substitute for thoughtful comedy. We also explore the commuting of an author's moral responsibility to an unwitting speaker, through the forced, verbatim recital of said author's offensive speech, you know, just while we're at it. BASICALLY WE'RE NOT HATEFUL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US.
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138: Richard Burton's Urban Shit Farm
07/05/2015 Duration: 35minGav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard Burton and Log does about 3 features. Steve's throat is sore so send him your get well wishes by doing a kiss into the air and blowing it out a window or something.
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137: The Regular Features Poetry Hour
30/04/2015 Duration: 21minWe did poems because we can do anything if we just put our minds to it.
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136: City of Grapefruit Arsehole Love
23/04/2015 Duration: 43minMatt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features.
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The Roger Helmer Regular Features Saga
17/04/2015 Duration: 47minCome with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Helmer newsletters! That sort of fits with that song, doesn't it?
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135: Do Androids Dream of Electric Dicks?
09/04/2015 Duration: 32minEnjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to work out if Matt & Steve are a bunch of replicunts.
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134: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre
02/04/2015 Duration: 59minAnother live show! If you missed it in person, or simply want to remind yourself of what an INCREDIBLE NIGHT you had, you can watch the whole thing in video form too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFX0mSNL9A&feature=youtu.be (theme song music by Kevin MacLeod of Incomputech.
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133: Piss-soaked Eggs of the 1970s
26/03/2015 Duration: 46minMatt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited the team to embrace his eggs with both hands, and Log gets everyone up to speed on everything that happened in the 1970s.
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132: The 4,400 Bad Horse Reviews
19/03/2015 Duration: 59minIn this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message. Sorry if this description isn't very entertaining but I've got guests coming over and I literally have to clear away my sex toys before they get here.