Regular Features

This week let Steve, Gav and a beautiful man named Log guide you through the world of reader suggest Regular Features.

[Re-uploaded to fix compression issues, thank you for your patience in this trying time] In this bumper bonus edition, Steve produces the go-to to-do list for go-getters who gone and got a new home, Joe introduces us to the man behind the elemental gun that is super-effective on men who are standing in puddles, and Gav decides to use his powers for good, in a feature that shows that there's hope for everyone. Also Log provides remote solo content. Or does he? Yes. But when? At the end. OK! Thanks.

This week Matt, Steve and Joe explore the gamut of comedic subjects including reusable sperm buckets, hot dogs and Roger Helmer.

There's just no getting away from it, we've done another episode of a podcast and we're not going to apologise. I'm sorry but that's just how it is. Wait, that's a Simpsons joke, I swear I thought of it independently. In this one, Log gets tiny in a big boat of gravy, Steve reveals his beauty tips and cosmetics secrets, and Matt invites us right into the bod-zone.

Good day madam. In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Gavin uncovers the sordid undercurrent of homophobia and bigotry in the Auf Wiedersehen Pet fan community, Joe reintroduces us to our old buddy MySpace Tom, who has an update about his house, and Steve has a flight (of the bumblebee) of fancy, as he whispers secrets into a hive. Take it or leave it, but please, take it. We don't want it any more.

Log falls into a pit of Boris-made despair, Matt recieves an important text message, Steve recalls terrible experiences with early downloadable digital smut.

This week it's all blimps and big boys, and little in between. If it's not a blimp, it's a bloody big boy. And if it's not a big boy knocking at your window, it's the metal tip of a massive blimp, gently tap tap tapping, wanting to be let inside for some snacks. We got Log, we got Steve, we got Joe. Let's go. Love you x

In this episode, we got James Brown, we got Brown James, we got Nicholas Lyndhurst, we hurt Lynne Ninkledurst, and we finally solve what was it that was did happen at Chernobyl in that crazy little town. It's a good one! We promise you that.

She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero hour, nine AM. And I think I'll be high-igh-igh, as a kite by then. That's a little poem I just made up about the latest episode of Regular Features, because Joe has a feature about a sky penis (high as a kite), Steve has a feature about haunted pins (nine AM, a scary time of day), and Log has a feature about Fridge Raiders (pack your bags full of them if you're going out). If you like it, great!

Matt went to Denmark and discovered a practical application of socialism. Meanwhile, Log went to a new and angry post office. Steve attended.

Oh it's you. Hey! This week Joe is doing the opposite of safe cracking. Steve is doing the opposite of giving his bike to a policeman. And Log is doing the opposite of satirising an actual living person who has legal recourse to lawsuit our sweet little puckered patoots. It's opposite time! Please don't support us on Patreon!

Let Gav and Steve take you on a journey involving werewolves, blankets, Michael Jackson and a woman who may or may not be crying.

Stop or we'll shoot! Shoot a hot load of podcast bullets into your willing face, that is, because this week's episode is all about justice. Justice for Steve and his busted up mouth. Justice for Log's new film noir detective stories. And justice for Joe, who couldn't do a feature because the actual police said they'd arrest him if he tried. Hoobastank!

Only two boys turned up this week, but thankfully those two boys were LOG and MATT, who are very capable indeed thank you very much. There's legs going crazy, there's Assange getting arrested and erotic, and strike me down if there isn't a Toon Blast Bear Daddy aside. Byyyyye.

Plasticene! What's that about? Doesn't taste of anything, but once you've eaten the white strip you have to eat all the other colours because it stands to reason they'd taste of SOMETHING. Life got in the way this week, and we couldn't meet up: but you're not getting away without an epside: Gav, Joe and Log have recorded solo features for your sequential enjoyment. Log gets over his self-deprecating instincts, Gav quizzes the living heck out of himself, and Joe apologises to a reader after our very special guest, Daddy Champion invites us into his steamy dreamy world of Daddy.

Joe's been spying on Uri Geller, Log's investigated the new financial year but WHO CARES because there's a missing beard to discuss!!

In this episode you will meet no fewer than three James Gandolfinis, no fewer than one Grapesalicious Bordain, and one more than none Matt Lees with a bunch of allergies sellotaped to his back. Hello, this is Regular Features, and thank you for giving us your ears again.

Curl up in bed with this special sleepy episode of the Regular Features podcast, which is all about that good white stuff, ie. sheets and snow. Steve celebrates World Sleep Day slogans, and Matt recounts a recent trip into the mountains when his arse clamped shut as a vice. Oh heavens. Have a nice day.

This week Gav's got tales of Welsh poop, Joe does some fantastic voice acting and Log brings us Regular Feature's first ever interview (we think). If you like this please consider supporting us: patreon.com/RegularFeatures

Joe wants to jump headlong with his long old head into the world of podcast-TV adaptation. Steve has something extremely erudite to say about the Shamima Begum affair. Log's thinking about shagging again.