Cast In Wax

Congratulations! If you're reading this, you've lived through that horrible human/alien war! Thank goodness it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with all our hosts, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White! We ease back into what will (hopefully) be a regular schedule with a simple and straightforward podcast...jsut like we used to do! Hurrah! Featuring: The long-awaited return of Extra-History Now! dealing with an alternate outcome to the alien invasion! The eleventh episode of Kentwood, bringing about the final appearance of a recurring character in the Professors' lives! A recurrance of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History with a moral that makes our hosts feel guilty! All-new, one-shot radio play Anton and the Talking Potato in which a man, Anton, meets a talking potato! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a visit to the Homosexual Eighties! Plus: a quickie ukulele cover of The Ting Tings' song "Great DJ"!

Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously, it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling through this past year...but still our diligent podcast hosts Frank Allen and Rory St. John are back to keep a record of what went on...and some radio serials! Featuring: A record of the suffering of mankind, as represented by Frank and Rory! The tenth episode of Kentwood, dealing with a sex-obsessed fantasist! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a massive change to the timeline...and the ommission of a main character! Another newly discovered installment of radio serial The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring a garden party! The return of Politalk with Wally Russman wherein Wally talks to callers about the realities of living under Alien rule! And...a suprise exclusive interview on a very special episode of Frank Allen Interviews! A quickie ukulele cover of Starship's song "Nothi

It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for a delay in the episodes in the history of the podcast. Thankfully, with the help of a scavenged car battery, Cast In Wax is back to help everyone in this troubled time! Featuring: Updates on the well being of all four hosts since everything went down--Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory--plus special guest Harry Wilson! The continuation of brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a too-close-for-comfort look at a post-catastrophic world...and maybe some hope? A belated holiday special from your friends at the Extraordinary Transmission Network, featuring a holiday @$$hole Watch! A newly discovered radio serial, possibly from the 1930s, called The Misadventures of Peaches and Crime, featuring cobbling! The ninth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into contact with the most dangerous game! In-depth discussions of ora

What's this? It's the return of our good friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns to comment on this, the most productive period in the recent history of Cast In Wax! SO MUCH TO DISCUSS! Featuring: In depth commentary on the last six weeks worth of Cast In Wax episodes, including extensive clips thereof! The final Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan dies! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter changing the ownership of the newspaper our fourth-estate femme works for! The eighth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into unwilling contact with a science-fiction convention! A conspicuous absence of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History! The debut of a brand-new serial, Jimmy in the Future, featuring a look at a post-catastrophic world living in nuclear fallout! A quickie ukulele cover of NOFX's song "Thank God It's Monday"!

Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues to persue his newfound legal occupation. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter bringing our fourth estate femme into the home of a lonely old lady with...unusual friends! The seventh episode of Kentwood, this time bringing the professor into the unsavory world of pub trivia nights! Three new episodes of This Day in History and a Where Are They Now In History revealing more of the hidden world of the mole people from the ground! The penultimate Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan deals with the devil and makes first contact with alien life! Another enormous episode of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Mystery of Marie Roget to Sherlock Holmes! A quickie ukulele cover of The

Ever since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony with the rich and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been asking...when will the St. Johns wind up in court with one suing the other? That time is now. Realizing the old man is not as terminally ill as he'd thought, he's suing Diogenes for fraud. This is their case, with the honorable Judge Beauregard Tobacco presiding. Featuring: An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, presented as evidence in the confusion of Suzie/Jean-Baptiste Sans Seriff embroglio! The sixth episode of Kentwood, this time hopefully speaking to the fact that while Frank Allen can read, he cannot read Etruscan! Four new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, proving that Rory St. John is an exceptional witness! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan may or may not prove that animals can be trained to be lawyers! A full blown Ukulele Is For Covers cover of the Andy

For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling, dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and diner dining...among other things. Featuring: Two new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring some fairly unprofessional editorializing! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan gets insulted and deals with lots of excrement! The fifth episode of Kentwood, this time bringing Doctor Sebago into contact with the spy writer who he loved, or at least liked well enough! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie goes on a girls night out to an eaterie with which we may just be familiar! The return of Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which Scape tells the take of Edgar Alen Poe's Murders in the Rue Morgue to C. August Dupin! Two

HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the show, THE PODCAST WOULD BE TRANSFORMED FOREVER. Seriously. What starts with a pleasant surprise visit becomes...big news. Featuring: Three new episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring therapy, an irresistably attractive woman, and a faked death! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan learns that his ex-girlfriend is moving into his house! The fourth episode of Kentwood, this time featuring the two professors investigating a big box store! A surprise visit from someone who ahs been much discussed recently...and the return of Frank Allen Interviews in order to interrogate them! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie doesn't even get an assignment, so she tags along with Suzie! Plus: your very own listener mail, including an audio letter with some

One of the hazards of Jordan no longer putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case with this episode, as yesterday, Sunday, July 28th, Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony to Diogenes St. John in the eyes of New York state. Congratulations, Frank! Featuring: Three more episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the final tales of Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic! The return of The Diner, and its ongoing feud with the slightly taller diner next door...this time, involving a tree fort! The third episode of Kentwood, this time documenting the spywork and blackmail that led to the Professor getting a dog! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan successfully solicits a prostitute! An extra-sized, limousine-recorded episode of Frank Advice, featuring newlyweds Frank Allen and Diogenes St. John on the way to their Honeymoon! Special archival Scapie song r

As Frank Allen continues to vacillate on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra vulgar returning theme song and a lot of discussion of the workings of sexual congress, this episode might not be the best for children, unless they have like...really cool parents. Featuring: Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring Bill, the magical recovering alcoholic with a death wish! An all-new episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which Annie meets and greets with a MAN reporter! The second episode of new ongoing series, Kentwood, this time featuring Kentwood and Sabago goign under cover as a hippy an a pimp! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Jane attempts to seduce Nathan's father! All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One continues, featuring actual lawyer Matthew Roma and his client Frank Allen having an admissable conversation!! A quickie banjolele cover of

A hundred-fifty-one episodes in and Jordan D. White decides to change up the format of the show a tiny bit, introducing a new in depth one-on-one conversation with a friend of the show, while still maintaining the wonderful host segementness of Frank Allen and Scape White. It's a new era! Join the fun! Featuring: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the continuing magical adventures of Bill! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan attempts to spy on his "lady" "love"! An all-new ongoing series, Kentwood, chronicling the life, adventures and mystery solving of the famed professor, Eldredge Kentwood. The seventh episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme goes with a boy to lovers' lane! All-new segment Wax-Work One-On-One begins, featuring Lyn Nelson and Scape White making a list of eighteen types of food! A return of Ukulele is For Covers with Jordan covering Robin Thicke's hit song "Blurred Lines" on his

That's right--Cast In Wax has been podcasting for Five Years! ...And two months. But now that Jordan D. White is back in the host chair, he's going to celebrate! Kind of. Well, he mentions it. With Scape White reduced to co-host status again, and Frank Allen heathy and hearty once more, one-hundred-fifty episode in, the show is as vital as it ever was! Featuring: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring bad marriages for a Czar and President ! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan drops acid and trips balls! A look into the life of Slam Jackson's brother Zap Jackson with The Other Side! The return of that bastion of eateries, The Diner, wherein a funeral comes for brunch and a death occurs! The sixth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme goes on a date with a familiar loudmouth! Two quickie ukulele covers--Weezer's song "Butterfly" and Fiona Apple's classic "Criminal"! I'm sorry! Download it now! A

An archival government recording of the Senate Sub-Committee hearings on the RAID act, the Radical Action in Insect Destruction act, chaired by Senator Bob Applepie of Vermont and including Senator John Jacob Jingle of the South, and future Senator Smith-Smith of Nebraska 7 (formerly New York). Testafying before the committee is Jordan D. White, an editor from New York who was instrumental in the drafting of the bill. Evidence presented: EIGHT episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring oddly precient and relevant updates! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with torture expert, Dot Small! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan shows how useful he is in an emergency! The fifth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a civil war reenactment! A quickie ukulele cover of the Sesame Street song "Ladybug Picnic"! Twelve! Download it now! A

Oh...my...goodness...Scape White hosts this entire podcast ON HIS OWN. But why? Well, since Jordan D. White is in Washington DC pursuing the Radical Anti-Insect Dissemination bill, and Rory St. John is still no longer with us...what else could happen when Frank Allen takes ill? It's going to be a wild ride. In this episode: FOUR episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the Hemmingway, Mel Brooks, and a 2013 party! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with Hotel Detective Mandy Harpur! NO SERIALS! Stream of Scapie's consciousness! A quickie ukulele cover of the Beatles song "Another Girl"! An in-depth analysis of the Beatles lyrics! A bememorized bit of listener mail! Hello! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and Beatles to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!

Jordan has gone back to Washington DC, leaving the podcast in the capable jaws of Scape White and Frank Allen, who do this episode as something of a duo. The spectre of Rory's death still casts a shadow over the proceedings...but doesn't get that much respect, regardless. In this episode: Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the TRUTH about the Purple Talking Indian! The third episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme is actually given an exciting assignment! The recently unearthed recordings of the Auditions for the Thorpsburg Follies, featuring many a familiar voice from Thorpsburg! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan finds learns about the Jewish faith! A quickie ukulele cover of Aimee Mann's song "Wise Up"! A hooking helping of listener mail! It's not going to stop! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and hookworms to castinwax@gmail.com! As text or

Scapie continues to host the show with Frank Allen as his trusty sidekick...albeit a sidekick who actually keeps things on track and running smoothly. Jordan remains on his bug-abolission mission and Rory remains not far from the show's thoughts as again the topic of death weighs heavy on the podcast. In this episode: Three episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History, featuring the Virgin Mary, Pluto, and John Adams on various quests! The fourth episode of Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme investigates a GIANT MONSTER ATTACK! An all-new episode of Frank Advice in which Frank Allen gives advice to people on the internet along with President William Henry Harrison! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan feels the overwhelming urge to KILL! A quickie ukulele cover of the Harvey Danger song "Cream and Bastards Rise"! A nice sampling of listener mail! You can see it in their eyes! Download it now! And, please, send us your questi

The podcast returns after the tragic death of one of its co-hosts, Mr. Rory St. John. In this episode, the hosts remaining alive (namely Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, and Scape White) pay tribute to their fallen comrade while commencing with the difficult job of moving on with their lives. It's not easy. In this episode: Four episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History...all of which were completed before Rory's death! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan finds himself a hostage while having...a change of mind! All-new series Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, in which our fourth-estate femme finds herself looking into...an old guy! The second and final episode of Rory's Stories From Another World, in which Rory tells another version of The Picture of Dorian Grey to writer Oscar Wilde! Rememberances of Rory St. John, from his friends and colleagues, in the form of both listener mail and audio letters! Jordan performs a musical tribute in the form of a Ukulel

Just a short message from Jordan, still reeling from the death of one of the podcast's hosts after last episode. He puts out the call--if you've ever been a part of the show, send in your thoughts and/or memories of our lost friend to castinwax@gmail.com in either letter or audio-letter form for next episode.

Cast In Wax brings you a very special Christmas Eve episode, focusing on our very own Rory St. John. He's gone through a lot lately, all of which has brought him to this night...and three familiar sounding "ghosts". In this episode: A journey into the Christmases of Rory's life, past, present, and future! Two episodes of This Day in History and Where Are They Now In History featuring the Wright brothers and the KKK! A new Chirumbolo special, A Somewhat Christmas Yuletide, featuring characters from shows present and future! A very special secret episode of Frank Advice, featuring the leading expert in Extra-History, Carmichael Jean-Baptiste St. Seraph! A special Holiday Debate from the Extraordinary Transmission Network hosted and moderated by Wally Russman of Politalk! A cup of listener mail! The demo of Jordan's new Christmas song "Until It's Xmas"! Serious changes for one of the podcast's hosts! Humbug! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and humbuggery

The Christmas season draws near as the podcast continues under Scape's hostingship! Scape is set to enjoy the best Christmas of his life, while another of the co-hosts has a complete and utter meltdown and another tattles on the furry little host. As the last episode before the Christmas special, this may be the calm before the storm... In this episode: The previously unaired second episode of The Scape Debate, recorded in case Scape had won the Re-Cast In Wax competition...which he did not! Three episodes of This Day in History and one of Where Are They Now In History featuring a host who barely is keeping it together! Another Lesson from the Life of Nathan Van Etten in which Nathan attempts to help someone other than himself! All-new series Annie Italic, Girl Reporter, following the exploits of Thorpsburg's pluckiest young fourth-estater! An extra-special Scapie produced episode of a CLASSIC Wax-Work serial! A hefty sack of listener mail! Two ukulele Christmas cover songs by Jordan! YAY! Download