The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 311 for Monday, April 13, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Rhubarb à la Mode from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/e296ba7a71  Robert nursed a Smol Blue Razz from Drekker. https://untp.beer/823e531181  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your cookies. More baseball talk! You can’t get enough of it. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never even met Epstein, despite all the photo evidence suggesting otherwise. Florida Man® wrecked a McDonald’s after they refused to give him free cookies. https://www.wesh.com/article/orange-county-suspect-arrest-mcdonalds-robbery-ucf/70938389  Florida Woman® wanted to rekindle her marriage so she torched her husband’s home. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-trying-rekindle-marriage-accused-torching-husbands-home-ccso This year’s Japanese penis festival had a great turnout. https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival   A guy in So

The Two Bobs episode 310 for Monday, April 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blue Buns Treat from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/B4LAP  Robert nursed a Rye on Rye from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/jE7xY  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll piss on your Airbnb. Baseball is back! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just appointed Attorney General. Florida Woman® was accused of urinating all over multiple Airbnb rentals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-woman-31-accused-peeing-213342476.html  A man in Poland finally passed a theoretical driving test after 139 attempts. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment   This young couple has been fighting infertility only to learn they’ve been using the wrong hole. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-desperate-kids-having-sex-36898037  Twelve tons of KitKat bars were stolen in transit across Europe. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-sh

The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police. We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really). This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries. A dancing robot caused a chaotic scene at a California hot-pot restaurant. https://www.thedailybeast.com/restaurant-staff-struggle-to-restrain-dancing-robot-causing-dining-room-chaos/ A South Carolina man attempted to post bail using fake bills while telling the judge to “keep the change.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615 A 3-year-old was the second kid to crawl into the same Missouri claw machine in a matter of weeks.https://people.com/3-boy-stuck-claw-machine-toddler-rescued-game-11919957 $25

The Two Bobs episode 308 for Monday, March 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Only I Didn’t Say Fudge from Transient. https://untp.beer/rPwBX Robert nursed an All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Cat from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/a3ce48912c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll take permanent control of your thermostat. Alexa is still dumb. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is glad that it stocked up on gasoline a week ago. A Texas news anchor and a meteorologist got into an awkward scuffle on air. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/media/article-15601769/texas-news-anchor-meteorologist-argument-air.html A California man was still inhaling whippets while trapped in accident wreckage that he caused after inhaling whippets. https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/dui-crash-driver-still-inhaling-whippets-while-trapped-in-wreckage-police/ A man in New York shot his brother with a crossbow after an argument over the temperature on the thermostat. https://longisland.news12.com/law

The Two Bobs episode 307 for Monday, March 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e Robert nursed a Cookie Exchange Milk Stout: Berry Jam Thumbprint from Great Lakes Brewing. https://untp.beer/2nKdq Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your preteen the keys to your car. If you typically use hotel coffee makers, you may stop after hearing this. This week’s CRAZY NEWS recommends watching the State of the Union on mute while listening to Bad Bunny. A Kentucky man, covered in fur and blood, was arrested after being caught fucking a dead dear. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/allen-osborne-kentucky-man-covered-in-fur-arrested-after-allegedly-being-caught-having-sex-with-dead-deer-cincinnati-crime-criminal-activity-sexual-crimes-against-animal-charges-intercourse-corpse-abuse-allegations-investigation-911-call-law-enforcement Florida Woman® assaulted her boyfriend with pickles. h

The Two Bobs episode 306 for Monday, February 16, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Deth’s Tar from Revolution Brewing. https://untp.beer/693f29e41f Robert nursed an Out of Order: Blood & Bloom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/p6DaY Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll get drunk and crash into your mailbox. The Super Bowl is over, and the correct team won. Time for baseball! This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Olympic gold medal in taxidermy. Florida Man® was arrested for riding his e-bike while hammered. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-riding-e-bike-arrested-dui-after-refusing-sobriety-tests-police-say An Amazon driver in Texas was fired for getting drunk on Buzzballz and crashing into a mailbox. https://www.kcentv.com/article/news/local/amazon-driver-arrested-dwi-crashing-into-china-spring-mailbox/500-76ab86bc-e227-4193-86e5-22246173028a A California coffee shop was secretly operating as a strip club. https://www.foxla.com/news/garden-grove-dd

The Two Bobs episode 305 for Monday, February 9, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Fluffernutter! From DuClaw. https://untp.beer/xE7xp Robert nursed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Toasted Stout from Lexington. https://untp.beer/e65e9d5e8e Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll penetrate your vacuum cleaner. The Super Bowl is upon us! While neither of our teams are playing, we take comfort in knowing that the Bears aren’t either. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be competing against normal news for an Olympic gold medal in curling. A French hospital had to be evacuated after a WWI artillery shell was found in his butt. https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/lifestyle/hospital-evacuated-after-8-inch-wwi-artillery-shell-discovered-in-patients-butt Florida Man® was arrested for fucking a vacuum cleaner in public. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958 A drunk Florida Man® was arrested on DUI charges after driving while his car was on fire. https:

The Two Bobs episode 304 for Monday, February 2, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Accident in Hubbard’s Cave from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/gPdGd Robert nursed a Barrel Aged Mocha Blackout Stout from Great Lakes. https://untp.beer/KP5xa Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a mermaid in your pond. Random Shit The weather has been terrible. Alexa+ is terrible. This week’s CRAZY NEWS sat through “Melania” so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. A woman in Louisiana attacked police for making her leave a private pond where she was trying to be a mermaid. https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/ Naked Florida Man® got hit by a car in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2025/12/11/naked-florida-man-hit-by-car-miami/ Government employees in China are using paper face masks to fool facial recognition systems and skip work. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/gover

The Two Bobs episode 303 for Monday, January 19, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Grampa’s Apple Pie from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/mO3Ow Robert nursed a Prophecies from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/pV71Y Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your walrus penis. This week’s CRAZY NEWS knows that the Bears still suck! Someone stole a New Jersey restaurant’s walrus penis, and they’d like it back. https://www.nj.com/food/2026/01/beloved-walrus-penis-stolen-from-nj-cheesesteak-icon-owner-is-blubbering-mad.html A woman in India filed a complaint against her husband after discovering he had concealed the fact that he was bald. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/woman-files-complaint-against-husband-because-he-concealed-the-fact-that-he-was-bald.html A Virginia woman eats all her food—including steak and omelets—by snorting it through her nose. https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/health/virginia-woman-snorts-her-food-from-omelettes-to-steak-despite-risks/ An “Are y

The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MX Robert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1Vd Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you. We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck. This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive purposes. Florida Man® took his clothes off, naturally, and robbed a meat market. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-robbing-meat-market-naked-b2891921.html Another Florida Man®, while working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, attacked a Publix manager with the tripod from his donation kettle. It appears this one kept his clothes on. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-steven-scott-pavlik-salvation-army-bell-ringer-attacks-publix-stuart-manager-in-martin-county/