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A woman that pees alcohol, dumb crook news, green m&ms and yellow 5, $90,000 cup, and Jodeco's Word Vomit.

Along fall for a stripper, stupid crook news, giving out free porn, and Jodeco's Word Vomit.

Weinstein's penis, Jeter's Hall of Fame, boob luge, Kobe;s death, and Jodeco's Word Vomit.

Getting tricked by a porn star, a PSA on banana peels, beer as an emotional support animal, frozen iguanas, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

A new movie game, Jeopardy burn, poor Stephen King, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week. 

The decades phrases that need to be dropped, fighting while masterbating, too many prostitutes, joining the mile high club, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Current news, What "Great" actor isn't that good according to some of us, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

RIP Nick Cannon, crazy Ol' Biden, what girls wonder, gas that kills, top 20 box office actors, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Top 20 nude moments in history, worst place to propose, a lawyer's last day in court, how to scare attacking monkeys, what Pablo Escobar's brother is up to, and Jodeco's Word Vomit.

Questions burning up the internet get answered, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Fake cop makes an arrest, a homeless man turns an LA trip into a nightmare, bong rips at a wedding, a gender reveal gone bad, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

TI going to the hospital with his daughter, man's house is blown up, what past the corn means in porn, what happened to poor Oloff, Jodeco's Word Vomit and Tweet of the Week.

A bathroom is ruined by a night of whisky, a wrong number on student IDs, what weapon was used during road rage, adult Halloween idea, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Top 100 singers list, how to make a quick $130,000, what a man stole from a bar that nobody else has, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Why a woman was banned from having kids, a dad pulls a prank at a funeral, Rock n Roll Hall of Fame nominations, a new use for toothpaste, a job at the Vatican, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

New Jesus shoes, majoring in Ninja studies, Kiss' latest gimmick, worst band ever tournament, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Robot yourself, weed eateries, how to scam a scammer, an advent calendar we can get behind, a "special" painting of Channing Tatum, and Jodeco's Word Vomit.

A man wins the lottery 40 weeks in a row, vagina museum, what a couple got in the mail instead of clothes, how not to propose, a new voice for Alexa, a woman hospitalized for an eating mistake and Jodeco's Word Vomit.

The guys finish what Dave Chappelle started, a game of riddles that is played for the last time, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.

Oklahoma man arrested for 6 crimes at once, woman literally takes husband's manhood, school removes bathroom stall doors, icebreakers from girls, Jodeco's Word Vomit, and Tweet of the Week.