Parks N Wrecked

Episode Highlights: Ron, Jerry, and Mark are going on a hunting trip. Leslie, ever the eager employee, wants to join. And Ron gets shot in the head. Sean and Haleigh discuss the art of spit takes, and Joey just keep dropping obscure music and pop culture references. Episode Drinks: Joey, Haleigh, and Sean: Frog in a Blender Episode: S2, E10: "Hunting Trip"

Episode Highlights: The Parks and Rec crew put their heads together to create a new mural for Town Hall. Jerry has his first speaking faux pas. Ron makes an odd noise while getting a shoe shine. Sean references an obscure moment in sports broadcasting history. Joey recounts watching a child drop a large ice cream cone after one lick. We wonder if this episode inspired those terrible Carl's Jr. ads. Episode Drinks: Joey: Camina Verdejo straight from the bottle Haleigh: Seabreeze: Vodka, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice Sean: Crown Royal Salted Caramel Episode: S2, E9: "The Camel"

Episode Highlights: Ron confronts an old nemesis. It's his ex-wife, Tammy. None of us have ex-wives, but we still have plenty to say. Sean chats superstitions in clothing choices. Haleigh dives into yoga poses. Joey is routinely tricked by beer. Episode Drinks: Joey: Blue Owl Spirit Animal Haleigh: Dulcis Moscato D'Asti Sean: 512 IPA Episode: S2, E8: "Ron and Tammy"

Episode Highlights: We chat toilet papering people's houses during Halloween, great costumes, and Sean deals with a parks and rec kleptomaniac. And we've got a special offer just for our listeners! This is one spooktacular event. Episode Drinks: Joey: Blast Radius Coffee Mixed with Bailey's Irish Cream Haleigh: Samuel Smith's Organic Cider from Whole Foods Market 365 Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice) Episode: S2, E7: "Greg Pikitis"

The pit gets filled! We've got swag! Chris Pratt is showing up naked to people's houses! Leslie starts asking for forgiveness rather than permission! Guest stars abound! Episode Highlights: Haleigh talks about getting written up at work for a silly reason. Joey gets lost in a Pokemon analogy. Sean just wants to buy some jerseys for a youth-league team, but is tangled up in all the red tape. Episode Drinks: Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Co. Haleigh: Orange Juice with Angry Orchard Original Sean: Sean Margs (sugar in the raw, tequila, lime juice) Episode: S2, E6: "Kaboom"

Fred Armisen makes an appearance as a Venezuelan ambassador and he keeps stealing pens. April gets to shine with her Spanish-speaking abilities. Aziz Ansari makes a lot of cash. Episode Highlights: Haleigh talks about fake parks. Joey has recently learned a new way to peel a banana. Sean is still upset about spending $20 for a vodka and Red Bull in Miami. Episode Drinks: Joey: Real Ale Fireman's #4 Haleigh: Angry Orchard Rosé Sean: Deep Eddy Ruby Red with orange juice and agave Episode: S2, E5: "Sister City"

To prepare for a real date with Dave the cop, Leslie goes on a practice date with Ann. We also meet a new character in Parks & Rec lore, and Donna gets more lines than she's ever had before. LOVE IT. Episode Highlights: Haleigh talks about a sushi-filled first date. Sean gets up in arms about people saying, "My taxes pay your salary." Joey is paying close attention to all of the food consumed during the episode. Episode Drinks: Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen Haleigh: Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail Episode: S2, E4: "Practice Date"

The gang (well, Leslie and Tom) judge a beauty pageant. Have you ever been judged? We sure have. Ron is still recovering from hernia surgery. That's gotta hurt. Episode Highlights: Sean talks about feeding kids way too much pie. Joey shares the best way to hustle people at pickup basketball. Haleigh discusses the finer points of judging a cannonball contest. Episode Drinks: Joey: Real Ale Hans Pilsner Haleigh: Strawberry Countrytime Lemonade with Ruby Red Deep Eddy Vodka Sean: TeQava Sparkling Tequila Cocktail Episode: S2, E3: "Beauty Pageant"

Tom ends up in jail. Leslie goes on a date with Louie CK. A lot of burgers are consumed. Episode Highlights: Haleigh and Sean chat about standoffs with janitors. As mentioned, there a lot of burgers in this episode, so we talk about 'em. Sean wants to know your favorite cheeses. Episode Drinks: Joey: Hops and Grain Zoe Pale Lager Haleigh: Independence Brewing Co. RedBud Sean: Independence Brewing Co. Power and Light Pale Episode: S2, E2: "The Stakeout"

We've made it through Season 1 and are roarin' through Season 2. Things kick off with a gay penguin wedding at the Pawnee Zoo. It's Flipper and Eve, NOT Flipper and Steve. Leslie experiences great growth. Mark Brandanowitz appears to have no ill effects from landing directly on his neck last episode. We see the best cold open yet. Episode Highlights: We introduce a handful of new segments! Joey offers his tips on running a marathon. Multiple stories about butterflies. Episode Drinks: Joey: Miller Lite Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Dry Cider Sean: Hungover Episode: S2, E1: "Pawnee Zoo"

Sean is finally hooked on the show. We're dissecting Season 1, Episode 6: "Rock Show." This just so happens to be the season finale, and LOTS is happening. Leslie kisses Mark before quickly regretting it. Andy gets kicked out before sneaking back in the house. Tom does actually have a wife. Episode Highlights: Sean is giddy with excitement. We tell our most harrowing bird stories. Andy has so many names for his band. Episode drinks: Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka Sean: Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka Episode: S1, E6: "Rock Show"

Leslie gets awarded at a banquet. Ron Swanson states some facts. Tom hangs out with Mark on the prowl. It seemed like a lot happened in this episode, but did anything, really? Leslie's mom is also a major character still. Episode Highlights: Sean is not pleased with this episode. He's also not pleased that we talk about his dating life. Give him a hug if you ever see him around town. Episode drinks: Joey: Achaval Ferrer Malbec Haleigh: Deep Eddy Lemon Sean: Sean Margs Episode: S1, E5: "The Banquet"

We've got a special guest on this episode, which covers Season 1, Episode 4: "Boys' Club." Leslie crashes through the proverbial glass ceiling, and we get our first real glimpse into the Leslie/Ron dynamic. Donna also has TWO lines! Episode Highlights: We discuss a mad pooper terrorizing our neighborhood. Sean dives into his favorite Mario Kart characters. Joey can't even get the name of the episode right. Episode drinks: Joey, Haleigh, Lisa: Rosé Collins Sean: Ruffino Rosé Episode: S1, E4: "Boys' Club"

We've got new microphones! Now if only we could figure out how to use them...In this episode, we meet a TON of new characters: Jerry, Donna, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, JJ's Diner, and a mention of Tammy (though it's unclear if it's Tammy 1 or 2). Malwae-Tweep is writing an article about the potential park getting built, and Amy Poehler is eating waffles with her. Excellent. Episode Highlights: Haleigh recalls vulgar graffiti in her art class, Sean tries to recount the episode with margarita memory. Episode Drinks: Joey: Live Oak Hefeweizen Haleigh: Deakin Estate Moscato Sean: Homemade Margaritas Episode: S1, E3: The Reporter

Haleigh joins the foray as we move onto Episode 2: Canvassing. If you've ever had to sell anything door-to-door, you can empathize. Andy Dwyer is still playing Nintendo Wii. Episode Highlights: Sean gives us an inside look at what it's like being an Easter Bunny, Joey reminisces on the time his basketball team had to canvass around the neighborhood. Episode drinks: Joey: COCO Cocktail Mixed Berry Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Blood Orange Sean: Revolucion from Independence Brewing Company Episode: S1, E2: Canvassing

Sean watches his first ever episode of Parks and Rec. The show is too much like The Office at this point, but hey, just like this podcast, it's still finding its footing. Episode highlights: Sean tells a story of when he ran while holding a child during flag football. He takes a deep dive into the inner workings of the parks and recreation department of a major city. Chaos ensues. Episode Drinks: Joey: COCO Cocktail Lemon Lime Sean: Deep Eddy Vodka with Orange Juice Episode: S1, E1: Pilot