Parks N Wrecked

Ron loses his mustache? That can only mean one thing: Tammy is back. The crew deals with Ron getting cornrows (and married), and we learn about Ben's love of calzones. We also chat about weird names, causing a scene in school, and that time Parks n Wrecked mascot Franxie brought in a mouse from the great outdoors. Yikes. We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook! Episode S3, E4: Ron and Tammy: Part Two Drink of the Episode Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider

When we started this episode, we were discussing time capsules and braces. By the time we finished it, we had read a letter that high school Sean wrote to himself five years in the future. And it is QUITE the dandy. Were you this elegant as a senior in high school? It turns out Haleigh was right – there ARE Reese's packs with three peanut butter cups in them! We always share some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook! Episode S3, E3: Time Capsule Drink of the Episode Live Oak Hefeweizen

Pardon the sniffles – it is flu season, after all. Leslie, April, and Chris are all down for the count, Andy has network connectivity problems, but the rest of the crew is stronger than ever. While Pawnee is battling the bug, we chat about fainting in barber shops, what life is like in a kangaroo pouch, and appropriate gifts for joint birthdays. We're sharing some things we discuss on our social channels, so be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook! Episode: S3, E2: Flu Season Drink of the Episode John Daly: Sweet Tea, Lemonade, Vodka London Mule: Ginger Beer, Lime Juice, Gin (from London if you want to be really authentic)

Hey there, Season 3! You're lookin' mighty good. We get introduced to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. We see some riveting basketball games. Leslie gives a thoroughly passionate speech. We chat about getting ejected from sporting events, participating in the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, and terrible computer games. We also cover our favorite Disney and Air Bud movies, so WOW, is this a jam-packed episode. Episode: S3, E1: Go Big or Go Home Drink of the Episode Haleigh's Hooch: Gin, Lemon Juice, and Blueberries. It's real tart.

We've made it through Seasons 1 and 2, so what better way to celebrate than with an introspective? Sean chats about his top themes of the first two seasons, we recap our favorite characters and moments, and we take a very poorly worded quiz to test our knowledge. We go off on a ton of random tangents, too, from Pixar movies (Ratatouille is so underrated) to Pokemon moves. Hey, remember that time Joey and Sean tried to do every Pokemon move in real life? What fun! Episode: Recap of Seasons 1 and 2 Episode Drinks: The #TBT White Blend from Winc Wine Club

We're wrapping up Season 2 with mega excitement. Austin City Council Member Jimmy Flannigan – who the Austin Chronicle once called "Austin's Leslie Knope" – joins us right in the middle of a government shutdown for a jam-packed episode. Leslie has a plan to save the government: Freddy Spaghetti, whose noodle-themed songs are just what Pawnee needs. We also discuss our misadventures with wine tasting, what to do when people think you're looking at them funny, and Jimmy shares some of his stories from his time on City Council. It's the perfect way to say goodbye to season two. Episode: S2, E24: "Freddy Spaghetti" Episode Drinks: Jimmy and Joey: Late Harvest Merlot Haleigh: Summer Water Rose with Orange Juice Sean: Independence Brewery's Stash IPA and Espolon Tequila

We meet SO many new people this episode. Chris Traeger. Ben Wyatt. Lucy Last Name to Be Determined. And two of them are working to trim the fat of the parks department. Ron is giddy with glee, but Leslie won't take this lying down. Neither will we. We chat about people being rude, the rules for dating people younger than you, and introduce Sean to Flat Stanley. We also finally go over our Super Bowl prop bets. It's more exciting than that game was, that's for sure. And we're still treating ourselves! here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with Wild Chix & Waffles on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in now until February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self! Episode: S2, E23: "The Master Plan" Episode Drinks: Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Bourbon + Ginger Beer Haleigh: Orange Juice + Blood Orange

Grab some Nutriyum bars because we're staying up all night! In this episode, Leslie and the gang work a telethon. Basketball legend Detlef Schrempf stops by, all 6'10" of him. Haleigh can't get enough of saying his name. We also chat about the movie Space Jam, people hopping over gates to use a shower, botched marriage proposals, and the fascinating art of re-caning a chair, among other hidden talents. And here's something SUPER cool for our Austin friends: we've partnered with Wild Chix and Waffles on their Galentine's Day Menu. Drop in between February 10 and February 16 and you can score your very own Treat Yo Self along with tons of yummy food. And since Wild Chix is 100% gluten-free, you can nom to your heart's content, no matter your dietary restrictions. Get yo self a Treat Yo Self! Episode: S2, E22: "Telethon" Episode Drinks: Joey: Finke's Widow Blanc de Blancs Haleigh: Summer Water Rosé Sean: Hungover from Thirsty Goat Amber last night

April scheduled all of Ron's meetings for the same day, oops! In this episode, we chat about a bar full of dogs running around, the art of lying about your height, and discuss our favorite prop bets for the Super Bowl. Our top pick: Adam Levine of Maroon 5 WILL wear a leather jacket. Episode: S2, E21: "94 Meetings" Episode Drinks: Joey: Ghost Hill Bourbon from Treaty Oak and Orange Juice Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Ruby Red Grapefruit Sean: Sean Margs

The Pawnee crew is putting together its summer catalog, which means we chat about our own experiences with modeling and acting. Spoiler alert: it's all over the map. We also discuss being harassed and/or encouraged when wearing clothing with the logo of a sports team, Lasik surgery, and dissect Tom's many raccoon-themed pickup lines. Which one's YOUR favorite? Episode: S2, E20: "Summer Catalog" Episode Drinks: Joey: Fizzique with Peach Schnapps Haleigh: Water and Gatorade (She's Sick, Booooo) Sean: The One They Call Zoe from Hops and Grain Brewery

Jerry gets mugged (kinda) and the gang feels bad for making fun of him. We talk about times when we've been bullies ourselves: Sean terrorized a row of children during a basketball game, Joey pushed a classmate into puddles, and Haleigh mean-mugged her now best friend for nearly an entire year. Sean also has a dance battle, and people are getting upset about scuff marks on a volleyball court. If that ain't a jam-packed episode, we need to revisit what the word "jam-packed" means. Episode: S2, E19: "Park Safety" Episode Drinks: Joey: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine Haleigh and Sean: Cupcake Moscato

A possum terrorizes the city of Pawnee and we meet two of the best bit characters from the show. Sean goes skiing with disastrous results, we share our ridiculous AIM screen names, and there's outrage over the misuse of "possum" during this entire episode. Episode: S2, E18: "The Possum" Episode Drinks: Joey: Karbach Brewing - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out Red Ale Haleigh: Cowgirl Sisterhood Sweet White Wine Sean: Sean Marg

Ron Swanson wins a Woman of the Year award. We chat apartment hunting, multiple people trying to use the public fields at once, punting basketballs, and Chamillionaire's excellent 2007 album "Ultimate Victory." Episode: S2, E17: "Woman of the Year" Episode Drinks: Joey: Marval Canned Wine Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider Sean: Shiner Cheer

Leslie and the gals celebrate Galentine's Day. A lot of breakups happen. Sean forgot to turn his microphone on at the start of the episode, we discuss giant stuffed teddy bears as gifts/prize winnings, and there are some Sean Connery impressions. By the way, what time does Sean Connery attend Wimbeldon? Tennish. Episode S2, E16: "Galentine's Day" Episode Drinks: Joey: Dairy Queen Oreo Hot Cocoa Blizzard + Blue Owl Spirit Animal Haleigh: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple Cider Sean: Shots of Kettle One Vodka

Sweetums brings a new "healthy" candy bar to Pawnee. Tom is the worst at moving. We meet DJ Roomba! Sean and Joey present their favorite rap ad-libs, Haleigh is obsessed with "Deep Blue Sea," and Sean tries to condense his episode recap. Does it work? You'll just have to tune in to see! Episode Drinks: Joey: Love Street from Karbach Brewing Company Haleigh: Haleigh's Sauce/Blackberry Y'Know (Gin, Grapefruit Juice, and Blackberries) Sean: Mosaic IPA Episode: S2, E15: "Sweetums"

Leslie invites everyone to her house and chaos ensues. We chat about ridiculous childhood games (including the wildest variant on rock paper scissors you've ever heard), McDonald's viral videos, and spicy foods. Let's eat! Episode Drinks: A huge growler from Hops & Grain Brewery, featuring recycled CO2 from Earthly Labs Episode: S2, E14: "Leslie's House"

Happy Thanksgiving! Leslie is getting an MRI on a bad date. Tom is interviewing applicants to be Ron's assistant – and we get our first Jean Ralphio sighting! Meanwhile, we're chatting about terrible rideshare experiences, intense job interviews, and excessive laugh tracks on shows (looking at you, Big Bang Theory). Episode Drinks: Joey: Tecate Original Sean: Saint Arnold's Art Car IPA Haleigh: Angry Orchard Easy Apple Episode: S2, E13: "The Setup"

Episode Highlights: Leslie is in the midst of a Christmas scandal and exposes herself on live television. That leaves the rest of the crew to pick up the pieces. We talk about the weirdest White Elephant gifts we've gotten, Sean swoons over Ann despite her having an estimated total of 43 words this whole episode, and we question why airline change fees are so ridiculous. Except for Southwest. Way to be pioneers, Southwest. Episode Drinks: Joey: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey and Dr. Pepper Sean: Treaty Oak Ghost Hill Texas Bourbon Whiskey, neat Haleigh: Treaty Oak Waterloo No. 9 Gin with Paola's Texas Lemon Premium Liqueur and Grapefruit Juice Episode: S2, E12: "Christmas Scandal"

Episode Highlights: Tom is getting a divorce, so the gang cheers him up by taking a trip to Jurassic Fork. We discuss archaic methods of splitting checks, going to jury duty, and why strip clubs seem to always highlight their buffet options. Episode Drinks: Joey, Sean: Dos Equis Haleigh: Austin Eastciders Pineapple Episode: S2, E11: "Tom's Divorce"

This podcast has been around for a few months now, and we've gotten questions about...well, everything. We take a peek behind the curtain and discuss why we started ParksandWrecked, our backgrounds, and some fun moments in our lives.