Patio Lanterns

FEATURING THE RAN MAN'S FAMOUS CARAMELIZED ONIONS RECIPE! Bar soap or body wash? We walk you through our shower preferences. Have you ever wondered what our last meals would be? Neither had we, until now. Goldilocks and the Three Bears revisited. Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

We open up the lines to the public! Chaos ensues. Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP DON'T @ US H4CKERS Detweiler and the Dutch Oven bringing everything YOU need to know while you self-isolate! Kurt is unbelievably busy. Are stressed people funnier? We've got the top 2020 album releases you should be listening to. Randy and Kurt adjust to working from home. Clown man brings clown shoes to work. Aprils fools were had hehe! Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.

A very Coronavirus focused episode... Randers says it's time to PANIC as COVID-19 spreads around the globe. Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

THE HOTTEST PODCAST IN CANADA - Coffey Anderson (finally) joins us on the pod!!! - Spring break is coming up...or is it? What is it? - Bi-annual DST warning - Coronavirus update from our inhouse expert Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

#Coffeysouthernman Your everyday, average thief gets frustrated. Big time music episode as we discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a local screamo soft rock cover band, and Coffey (of course). Watching golf on tv doesn't make sense to us. We edit the Patio Lanterns wikipedia page. Are lasers disappointing? Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

If you're from the sticks and you're proud, turn this up! Coff-ay Anderson does a Taco Bell, Doritos, Lionel Richie mashup. Randy rambles about NASA Dave. Billie Eilish is on the dance floor singing FREE BIRD! Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

YA BUT WHAT DID THE MONKEY DO? Randy picks up oysters on the beach and shoots them down. Kurt is not going to see Dr Doolittle but he did see What Did Jack Do? Rando offers a scientifc breakdown on the coronavirus. Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

This episode is dedicated to Kara from college. Plenty of Coffey to go around as: - Coffey Anderson freezes himself in a cryogenic chamber just like Walt Disney? - Coffey releases a brand new original song - We uncover the secret behind Coffey's song writing - Coffey Anderson shifts into Music Marketing One of us has lost a lot of weight. Kurt reminisces on his time at the University of Arts in Philadelphia, PA. Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

THE LINES ARE OPEN We open up the patio for anyone to join while we record this very special episode! Randy eats all 6 servings from his meal delivery service in 1 serving. Coffey Anderson has got a new rugged look - we discuss. Sex dolls hit the Vancouver market and we've got the details on the next convention. Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

- Holiday recap! - New Year's Eve raging house party - Coffee (not the country music star) is NOT for Randy - Creepy, parked cars in the middle of the road in the dark are NOT for Kurt (eat rocks!) - 14 (15) anti-ryan tweets (thanks Buzzfeed) - 2020...new year, new decade. Big things coming up. Stay tuned. Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

A short time ago on a patio far, far away... PATIO LANTERNS We invite Jon Favreau on the pod to talk about Star Wars, metrosexuality, and Elf! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ~@plpodcast

ALRIGHT Coffey Anderson is back with a brand new album. Hyphenated last names = bad idea. 'Tis the season for Randy and Caveman to read out some German poems. Cole slaw is still bad and it will make healthy people SICK. What should we do for New Year's Eve...no, really please suggest something. And two thumbs up for mistletoe in the work place! Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

Should we be tanning our butts? Kurt tries yoga for the first time. Cows try VR for the first time. Would you eat your meat? And more NHL drama than ever before! Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

We lost another episode! We recap THE LOST EPISODE 2. Ryan meets NASA DAVE of V-ISIS (Vancouver Island Sasquatch Investigation Squad). Does your gym have a Barney? Kurt's gym has a Barney. We talk Movember and how you can INVEST your money in MEN'S HEALTH. Donate to JakeTCarey in support of men's health! https://mobro.co/13990077 Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on sasquatches, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

Cuz Santa is coming to T-O-W-N babay!!! Halloween is over, time to move on to the real holidays. Who or what is behind the "Got Milk?" ads? Randy and the 6 Realtors is happening! We are bad at getting evicted. Bulgaria is discussed. Kurt discusses his passion for cartography. Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. WE GOT YOU FOR 63 MINUTES. Today's trick-or-treaters are smarter than ever before! We saw Joker. NFL RedZone revolutionizes the way YOU watch football. Update on Russell Dickerson and his upcoming appearance on the pod. Happy Halloween! Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson. Catch every touchdown from every game Sunday afternoons with NFL RedZone from NFL Network. 7 HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED FOOTBALL.

*BREATHES HEAVILY* - Randy goes to D.C. - Kurt has a typical Okanagan weekend in the Okanagan - Randy celebrates his 25th birthday and you WON'T BELIEVE where he woke up! - Good luck to Rocky (Dong, not Balboa - that guy can't stop losing boxing matches) in the upcoming election Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

- Go vote - Watch out for slugs when camping - Ryan orders a cider - 8 FUN FACTS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN Follow @plpodcast on instagram for the most up to date news on Canadian politics, criminals at large, and country music star Coffey Anderson.

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