Patio Lanterns

Kurt and Randy discuss the ongoing interview process for a new co-host. Kurt yells at Randy in his new segment on the show. The boys talk about their new favorite color. Ryder joins the back half of the episode for the most intriguing interview yet!

The boys have a shocking announcement that will change Patio Lanterns forever. Jake auditions for the role of co-host...and fucks it up.

Ryan introduces "shitty" Ryan. Can friends with benefits work? An episode of Seinfeld causes Kurt to ask an odd question.

Geoffrey lets us down. Randy asks an interesting question. A heated debate on microwaves breaks out.

Randy and Jeff talk about our friend Moe, old summer jobs, and high school experiences while Kurt is away at a hardwood conference.

Geoff has audio problems. Randy has his chromosomes analyzed. The dangers of Daylight Savings Time are also discussed.

The boys introduce you to the podcast and what to expect in future episodes. We spared no expense.