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Alyssa joined the podcast today to tell us how much she truly, deeply, really enjoys sucking on Keith's enormous penis. It's just bliss. From the first moment the tip of her tongue gently caresses his meatus to the moment he clutches her hair and she feels the rhythmic throbbing as he delivers his semen onto her tongue. And don't forget the delicious sensation as it slides down her throat to nourish her soul.... The sex is just magnificent. She also likes his personality. Alyssa gives a pretty in-depth description of her occasional anal self-pleasuring. It makes more sense that men would engage in this, but she makes a strong case that she enjoys it as well. We discuss whether it's easier for men or women to find additional partners in an ethically non-monogamous situation. Is it really just a trick to make a guy feel like he's free but actually to bind him in monogamy? Some additional questions: Do women really enjoy giving head (again)? And, what should we think of a man who is caught by his girlfriend whil

We start with a video showing auto-cunnilingus. Hard to believe it's real. Maybe it's not? A woman claims that she can't tell when her partner's penis is inside of her. She actually thinks he's not inside her when he is. Is this a size issue, and if so is he too small or is she too big? Or is it a completely normal state of affairs? We return to the ever-popular topic of MMF threesomes, and what it would take for a man to want to engage in one. Is it worth doing an MMF to get an MFF? And keep in mind the difference between MMF and MFM. Why has incest become such a trope in online porn? Do people actually want to watch that? Is there any way to get people to admit that it's their preference? And, how should someone prepare for five days of continuous sex? To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/49/auto-cunnilingus We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: ht

A woman claims not to understand the traditional rules around dating, since she's so steeped in non-monogamy. This is, of course, preposterous. What are the positives (and, are there any negatives?) to a woman being very flexible in bed. Keith doesn't find it as compelling as the cultural stereotypes would suggest, but maybe he hasn't fully taken advantage of it. A woman responds oddly to catching her husband masturbating. And, a man insists on covering his partner's buttocks while having sex in the doggy-style position. We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/48/t-shirt https://ymmv.me/48/caught https://ymmv.me/48/nipples https://ymmv.me/48/flexibility Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith finally has anal sex with a partner. I say finally, not from Keith's perspective (he was reluctant), but from the partner's (she was enthusiastic). He's keeping mum about whether a condom was used. Someone asks whether the penis expands in the final moments before orgasm. I've researched this topic, and it sounds like it at least stiffens. But, your mileage may vary. And we tackle the topic of death grip. The infamous condition which enables men to masturbate with hands of steel but then prevents them from orgasming in an appropriate amount of time. What's the solution? And, is the cure worse than the disease? We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/47/penis-expansion https://ymmv.me/47/death-grip-cure https://ymmv.me/47/nude-selfie Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

What makes a camgirl effective? We watch part of a video that camgirls really should consume in its entirety, if they want to understand how to come across naturally on screen. We discuss how long needs to elapse before the average man stops caring about a woman having just performed oral and swallowed -- i.e. how long until he's willing to kiss her without thinking too much about semen. A woman claims to very much enjoy anal tonguing, which is surprising because it's not obvious what she's getting out of the experience. Even for men it's hard to understand. And, if a woman continues to suck after you orgasm, what's that like? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/46/theotherdrug We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/46/finger-sniffing https://ymmv.me/46/keep-sucking https://ymmv.me/46/anilingus https://ymmv.me/46/penetration-only Twi

Mike discovers that people on the Internet (and Keith, apparently) measure their masturbation sessions using their step tracking devices. Apparently a "1000-stroke session" is a long one, with the typical male masturbation experience being more like 500 strokes. Stay tuned for the female equivalent (if that can be properly measured). This week's porn is lesbian anal sex, which involves a strap-on and really doesn't look that pleasurable for either party, though we're open to having our minds changed on that front. Keith likes to remove the condom sometimes (with partner consent) toward the end of sex to make more of a mess. And, we discuss the disappearance of hotel porn a decade ago as travelers carried their devices with them. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/45/lesbian-anal We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/45/condom https:/

Is it possible that a woman could enjoy using a dildo on herself that has a fake cum reservoir that, when squeezed, squirts simulated semen into her? We're sort of doubtful. Same goes for women requesting their partners give them facials. Sure, a woman might accede to such a request, and even appear excited to do it. But in reality, she shouldn't want to.... Right? ... Right? We revisit the topic of who orgasms first, an area where Ally had some issues which have now been corrected by Mike, much to her boyfriend's joy. And, we discuss whether a woman could enjoy going down on a man while he's using a VR headset to view content instead of paying attention to her. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode (we started at 3:05 into the video): https://ymmv.me/44/bad-dragon We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/44/vr-porn https://ymmv.me/44/after-sex https://ym

Keith's out of town, so Ally stopped by to answer some listener questions and discuss her sex life. What I learned is that she prefers a longer penis -- a veritable cervix hammer -- which suits me fine. She also likes some annoying things, like people being nice to each other before, during and after sex. Also, she frequently expects continued sexual attention after the man orgasms. That's a tough one. There really is a ton of great info in this episode. Ally and I go through a set of sexual situations that men and women interpret differently. We discuss a man who switches to being gay later in life only to find other men's dominance frightening. We discuss her desire to understand how men rate different sexual experiences, with the same partner and with different ones. Listeners should notice how much it appears I'm able to make Ally giggle and laugh. I didn't notice this until sitting down to edit the episode. I think she likes me! (Nope. Just kidding. That's not possible.) To follow along with the video d

The 45-55 subreddit appears to appeal primarily to people who like heavily surgically modified breasts, or so I would say. If you come out of the operating room and your nipples now point directly upward, something has gone wrong. We review the relevant subreddit. For the lazy, here's a link to the sub: https://ymmv.me/42/fortyfivefiftyfive And here's a link to an image showcase: https://ymmv.me/42/image-showcase Women do not enjoy finding condoms stuck inside them hours or days after sex. Did the condom break? Is she pregnant? Not the best situation. Men should just tell the truth! We tackle pegging yet again (verbally, not physically -- though I can't speak for Keith). And, some general sex tips and advice (Imagine that!). In reviewing the 45-55 subreddit, we viewed various images. Here they are: https://ymmv.me/42/high-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/lower-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/higher-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/ultra-high-nipples https://ymmv.me/42/possibly-real-breasts We get a lot of our questions

I'm really, really, like extraordinarily interested in my own penis. I think this is likely normal, though I'm not sure. I'm cautiously optimistic it will be rendered with the proper dimensions and emotion in Zuckerberg's Metaverse. The problem is that it would just get censored. If there's one thing I know about social media, it's that sex and genitals don't exist there. That's one way social media makes all our lives way, way better. Anyway, another listener complained that we aren't something-or-other enough for her taste, blah, blah, blah. We discuss it a bit, but mostly she just needs to learn better argumentation tactics. People are too used to not having to defend their opinions these days. Back to business: It's unclear whether the women on the breedingmaterial subreddit even could procreate without gaining some weight (see for yourself below). One questioner's cock is too hard. Another's is too soft. For reference, ladies, mine is "just right." Here are some links relating to the subreddit we review

This is for certain definitions of the word "experts," which we absolutely are. This episode will make you better or worse at sex, or possibly both, if you're a man. If you're a woman, it will apparently reliably enrage you. Why do you listen then? "To hear what they'll say next." Actually, according to Spotify, something like 46 percent of our audience is trans. The rest are men and "decline to state." So if you're a female and listening to this podcast, you don't actually exist. So, why do we do this at all? Because we can. We're not repressed sexually. And, importantly, we also have all our wits about us, unlike those of you who think you can sweep aside gender roles produced over eons of evolution and reemerge as uncategorizable. Give me a break. I'll put you in categories whether you like it or not. And you'll stay there. Also, no, we're not repressed homosexuals. At least not yet. We're working on it. Oh, and, please keep trying to de-platform us. I'll just move the podcast to a server on Tor. Real smar

You'll also never believe the level of detail we've learned about how Keith masturbates.... Clothing. He uses clothing, ladies. Some of it intended for wear by men. Laundry services hate him! Can face masks prevent you from getting herpes? Before you renew Amazon Prime, listen to this! Airborne semen? A nightmare that could happen! Warmed-up semen can take five pounds off your belly! How far-right groups are using PornHub to desensitize voters to white supremacy! OK you get the picture. Here's your episode. Clickbait headlines are all I could muster, and frankly it's all you deserve this week. Next week I'll mail you a cockring and some Tenga eggs to help with your oral practice. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/39/clothed-ejaculation We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/39/flat-chest https://ymmv.me/39/anal-finishing Twitter

Attention: This is not a podcast about Kim Kardashian, what someone just posted on Tik Tok, what clothes you should buy or what weed you should smoke, because all of those topics are stupid. This is a podcast about sex, some of it hard core. Because that's what's interesting. Some people want us to signpost up front that the podcast is "very honest" about what normal men think about women and sex. Probably, they just want us to soften what we say. But we can't. So fuck them and fuck you too. The whole point of a podcast is to say whatever we think. Go make your own podcast. We're like Dead Poet's Society, except when we go in that little cave, instead of reading poetry to each other, we masturbate. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/38/pulsating https://ymmv.me/38/double-pegging We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/38/semen-tasting

We're back. A couple porn videos that are on the more compelling and less novelty side. Stuff people are actually interested in watching, probably. Questions about more aggressive sex, guys just not trying very hard to please their partner, oral. And, of course, more details on the specifics of how Keith masturbates. What's it like for more and less attractive guys who go to a bar to meet women? Does that even happen anymore in a world dominated by Tinder, Bumble and the like? A little bit of conversation about masturbating while scuba diving. All in all a jam-packed YMMV episode. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/37/thick-1 https://ymmv.me/37/variety We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/37/fleshlight https://ymmv.me/37/aggressive https://ymmv.me/37/blowjob-training Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Back from a week off, we take a look at throatpie porn and discuss a big backlog of questions from Reddit. Return guest Eric gives us his insight into our topics. Can vaginas actually prevent a penis from being withdrawn during sex? Are they that strong? Is it stable to be with a guy who is asexual? And how should a camgirl react when a guy wants to show her a video of himself drinking his own semen on the stream? To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/36/throatpie We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/36/too-tight https://ymmv.me/36/asexuality https://ymmv.me/36/drinking-own-semen https://ymmv.me/36/forced-insertion https://ymmv.me/36/69 https://ymmv.me/36/sex-thoughts Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

This week's porn features a woman putting a penis at real risk, and Keith also wants to discuss her anal coloration. What's normal there? And, how much damage can be done to a man in the cowgirl position? Men spend a lot of time figuring out the "best" way to masturbate. We take a look at different venues for finding porn, the impact of OnlyFans on the industry, and whether Literotica is "enough" to get the job done. A man claims he set up a fake gloryhole and that his female partner loved it. Another wants to know why women tend to prefer large dildoes (he won't like the answer). To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/35/cowgirl We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/35/fake-gloryhole https://ymmv.me/35/large-dildoes Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Keith and Mike discuss in pretty good detail the story so far regarding female orgasms. Are all self-reported orgasms real? Does the female experience really differ that much from what men experience? How much dirty talk is reasonable versus just a performance by one person or the other? Should guys really get penis sleeves even though that could cause ... size issues with their natural penis size? Same question for toys of other kinds. Also, the guys talk about a list of sex complaints written out by a more experienced woman regarding her less experienced lover. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/34/squirting We get a lot of our questions from the Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week: https://ymmv.me/34/loud-in-bed https://ymmv.me/34/penis-sleeve https://ymmv.me/34/large-toy https://ymmv.me/34/sex-grievances Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Guest Emma explores some important questions with us. Mike asks her if she "does anal," and we explore details of her sexual experiences. Importantly, Emma discloses a significant difference between the orgasms she has with vibrators and with men. (Are the latter actually orgasms?) She describes for us some of the lesbian encounters she has experienced, and what it was like to be "on top" with a man giving her oral (she enjoyed it). We also watch some animated porn, which Mike thinks is pretty realistic, but Emma and Keith beg to differ. To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/33/animated https://ymmv.me/33/questionable-orgasm Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Today we invited cam girl Juniper on the podcast to discuss her experiences in the industry. She lets us in on what it's really like on the other side of the camera, some tricks of the trade and whether those little pink vibrators cam girls wear actually do much for them. Juniper also lets us in on how she handles private shows, tipping, anonymizing herself. And we discuss a male cammer who, Mike believes, used a prosthesis. To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/32/pegging We also discussed a "nipple sex" porn later in the show. Viewer discretion is advised on this one, as it's pretty strange: https://ymmv.me/32/nipple-sex If you are interested in following Juniper or seeing more of her, you can follow her on twitter at https://twitter.com/angeljune666 or check her out on Chaturbate at https://www.chaturbate.com/yourlittleangel666/ Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com

Our guest Becca gives us insight into the differences between kink and sex play. We discuss different types of bondage, what goes in to making responsible BDSM porn, and the BDSM scene more generally, including some discussion of sites like Fetlife. Becca wants folks to know about an event hosted this Thursday, March 18 2021, by the San Francisco Sex-Positive Democratic Club. Here is a link: https://www.facebook.com/events/775288679747488/ To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode: https://ymmv.me/31/anal-hook-1 https://ymmv.me/31/anal-hook-2-2 Twitter: @ymmvpod Facebook: ymmvpod Email: ymmvpod@gmail.com