Laugh It Off With Craig Shoemaker

Shoe does out of date impressions, making out with Sean Connery both pre and post dentures, Rogaine, gallow's humor, Led Zeplin and Deep Purple. The very funny comedian and raw foods virtuoso Eddie Brill talks about women in comedy, poison in a bottle, the David Letterman Show, Wall-E, milk, The Bible, Satan, naughty AND nice. Show plays us the tape of him trying to get out of a ticket, Mika's love letter and Craig gets to play high school football.

Baby MacGyver, dust ruffles, scrap booking, Shoe's mut dog, borderline personality disorder, and rehab.The very still alive Paul Williams talks about fame, happiness, reflecting the truth, sober creativity, rainbow connection, Barbra Streisand on guitar, a spontaneous duet with Shoe and a laughidation!

Sarah wants to know how soon is it to start dating again, Shoe gives us a call from the airport to talk about his favorite female comedians, Jimmy Stuart with a yeast infection, The Hooters, masculine and feminine energy. The very talented Illeana Douglas joined us to talk about women in comedy, her "service" dog, riding on a train, her job as a coat checker and filming in an IKEA.

Shoe brings his son, Justin to the studio today as we talked about Shoe's full Christmas morning Les Mis experience. Stories about sneaking into musicals, cripples, Lakers cheerleaders and all while breaking into song! Christopher Kennedy Lawford joined us to talk about the Rat Pack, Sinatra, mascots, fear is in our DNA, Hannibal Lector at the slot machine, resolutions are a waste of money and Mika's heartfelt New Year's speech.

We talked about gun control, planting seeds, silver linings, musicals, Sarah steals a sandwich and delivers some good news. Award winning-author Marala Scott joined us to talk about laughing at the madness, perception vs reality and breaking the pattern of abuse.

Comedian/musician Mark Eddie joined us to sing some duets with Shoe. We talked about "homo seats" at the movie theater, Mark's un-sexually active teenage daughters and Les Miserables. During the second hour, we explored the symbolism of The Wizard of Oz.

We talked about Sarah's racist vagina, corn on the cobb, sword fighting, the OJ Simpson trail, Johnnie Cochran, candooling with Daryl Hannah and the Judd Apatow lie. DL Hughley calls in and gives Craig a hard time for getting soft! Black men die young and nature vs. nurture.

Sarah takes the wheel during Craig's absence. We talked about new and old relationships, how long before you put out, say "I love you," and give "mouth hugs." Sarah's tight morals are questioned and Craig joined us to talk about his Thanksgiving miracle.

Dr. Drew, The Silver Fox, came on the show to give Craig some much needed advice. We talked about the fear of success, taking a compliment and the side effects of prescription drugs. Craig's drug company conspiracy theory is debunked, Costa Rica has great hookers and Craig has the birthday blues. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention ventriloquist sex and helicopter dick?

Actor and long time friend Grant Shaud joined us to talk about being a "tech-tard," pledging in college where Craig wrestled a chimp named Zelda, and of course pooping stories! Craig told his Magic Johnson story, Sarah gives us "Good News" and finally we heard about Craig's Oscar winning performance in "Tomcat Angels."

Today on the show, we talked about iliana's stevia cookies, Craig's iron belly and his mom dressing him up as a geisha girl for Halloween. The boners were out in Philly town, gorilla Kyle calls to hear his own voice again and Hurricane Sandy can't keep our callers away! Shoe's sleep machine electrocutes him and Craig and Sarah clear the space over their texting feud.

We talked about Craig's photo shoot, Marijuana is debated, Sarah's segment "Good News," Craig peed his pants but kept on singing! Comedy soul mates, Brian Phelps and Jill Whelan talk about their incredible chemistry, Brian sings the national anthem, and Jill and Craig sing a duet!

Adam Carolla joined us to talk about his Mangria, feel-a-rounds, buzzed driving, boner paper, and pool toys. We talked about MANginas and score keeping, learned that Scarface likes panda bears, Joel does Carl, and Shoe describes his insides.

Craig's home hypno-birth with creepy Lamaze, Shoe's hippie neighbors give birth, framing a moment and Sarah is intimidated by our guest, C. Thomas Howell. We talked about Tommy's intestines, hospital room musicals, rodeos, golfing tips, John Travolta, making movies, E.T., The Outsiders, Soul Man, & Shoemaker's blockbuster role in Tomcat Angels.

REO Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin joined us to talk about their bromance, little league trophies and songwriting. We played "Name That Power Ballad" and talked about Shoe's sponsored child in Honduras, being in court, turning a bad day around, Facebook regrets, being bi-conceded and bi-spiritual, and being "good enough."

Chris Harrison, the host of the Bachelor joins us to talk about if Craig were gay...he could go there, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Kelly Ripa, keys to being a good host, paparazzi, strippers, divorce and dating, donkeys, co-parenting, coaching little league, Craig begs for a hug from Chris, little kid parties, and of course, Libya.

Today on Laugh It Off we had fun with Shoe's long time friend and new producer to the show, iliana Rose. We talked about large vaginas, stereotypes, the revolving door syndrome, being a boss, and having boundaries. We asked- do you want to be happy or do you want to be right and discussed being lied to and the healing effects of honesty!

MORE CHANGES on Laugh it Off, Craig vents about Jake's first day of producing, Sarah clears the space about her frustrations, We talk about the GORGEOUS John Mayer and our guest is Wing Girl Marni Kinrys, inventor of the patented Wing Girl Method.

Today on Laugh it Off we "Cleared the Space" by voicing our opinions on politics, Sarah was almost decapitated in a Styrofoam landslide and Tom Bergeron was on to talk about some squares and the new season of Dancing with the Stars.

Rats make Craig scream like a little girl, the olympics aren't what they use to be and Rondell Sheridan joins us and we all plan for the apocalypse.