Laugh It Off With Craig Shoemaker

Sarah Stutters, vaginal boner, ghost of Fanny Brice, Joel wants a cello player, Craig Shoemaker comedy clearance, using a jackhammer, The ultimate heckler, pontification, Rob Buckley gets good at pinball, good infomercials, Rob & Craig look alike, Sarah gets an AVN, soft core porn, modesty triangle, magic by Robert, Snoring on air, pogs vs. jacks, bubble butt, date a geek, Rob makes Craig's "list", and dating sixes for charity.

Morgan freeman falls asleep, toe jam, Sarah's a therapist, 14-year old interventions, Joel wants to be Craig's ex, botox at 8 years old, Fertile Myrtle, Sarah's in euphoria, Slave day, Katey Sagal calls in, Eddie Ifft, Craig gets people fired, midget jokes, living beneath your means, Eddie's a cult leader, shitheads, homeless blowjobs, and molesting priests.

Craig comes into town, Coordinating Angelina Jolie, Being a vegetarian, World record farts, Kenya mail deliveries, Craig's dad is helter skelter, Making hotdogs, 4am vcr, Luke Poling & Tom Bean, Kool-aid ideas, our favorite eras, Sarah's a 1700's whore, foot massage for Sarah, Jester handjobs, Craig the lovemaker, Craig joins a gang, and the crew guesses a tattoo.

Craig figures out the toiles, emptying rat traps, learning to be an estimator, George Washington rides a mule, participation trophies, Craig's a pussy, man hands, Sensitivity google, poking women, Cleaning Mule balls, kid Craig drinks a highball, Lifespring, conversation between Craig's mom and dad, STEVERRR calls in, sex final, wax museum, tobacco whistleblower, support the troops mindfully, iliana's happy asshole, scrotum maturity, a couple lives in separate houses, Women are just problems, Sarah getting married, Athletic comedians, embarrassing your kids, Sarah impersonation, political spoilers.

Quitting smoking, Sarah is cranky, zing match, female casting directors, Mr. Mom, buckle up, Davy Crockett, black face, guns, broken toilet handle, door knob, healthy feet, Christopher Walken, Beer Hunter, Lovemaster, circumcision, wet dreams, long showers, Boy Scouts, de-flowering, Tiffany Bank, plus size models, Twiggy, adolescent boys, Iowa, natural woman, Debbie calls in, leopard bra, high heels, junk in the trunk, red carpet, publicist, musky smell, MacGyver, Uncle Jesse, modeling tips, & Bradley Cooper.

Joel wants a litter of kids, Delta Jeopardy high score, Hollywood Squares, Human Google, Green Lantern, stop signs on a hill, illegal underage driving, Paul calls in and takes the neighbor's car, Clark Bar Jennifer Tilly steals cookies, confess to Father Shoe, theft intervention, high ball, Buck, Betsy Salkind & Sue Kolinsky join us to talk about their book- "No Kidding," choice of not having children, vasectomy, sperm search, rent-a-womb, God children & testosterone.

Out of order bathrooms, 42, League Of Their Own, Field Of Dreams, Keanu Reeves, Meg Ryan, Harrison Ford, Kip calls in and recites poetry, Sympathy, Hobo in a bush, homeless Naomi, career changes, politics, Healthy Feet, Lorenzo Lamas does comedy,double chins, jellyfish, Vanessa O'Brien, Explorer's Grand Slam, poles, sleds, training, elite 40, London, mountain climbing, bathrooms in Antarctica, peeing in a cup, Craig explores the jungles of Hawaii, time share tours, and bananas.

Co-host Meredith Eaton fills in for the fever ridden Sarah, Family Law, frosted tips, gag reel, dwarf, top shelf guy, midget, tribal people, no boundaries, no filters, NCIS, Lance cutting the grass, living room shows, West Side Story, piss free edition, Tom Jones and Playmates, Povaratti, ignorance or idiocy, facebook battle, Hiroshima, Starbucks, therapist, Danny Lobell, Scottish Jews, Cristian Atheist, lifeguard at the Mikvah, Bill Maher, South African gangster.

While Joel is away in Puerto Rico we talk about Craig's trip with old friends, bi-focals, spring break girls, horse's teeth, Tom Jones, Fresh Prince, ghost guide, honor roll, nurse's office, JayZ, Cerami calls in, blue ink, old cars, stick shift, ambulance, Christmas Trees, dog in the bathroom, Melissa The Story, friends of Tina, Brazil nuts, Starburst, Herpes sack, wussy car names, the cup, JoAnn Willette is in the studio, love, naked grandma, E Harmony personality test, death day, Irish Cupid, eulogy, Lee Majors, Craig & Jo buy a house, crabs, spaghetti, sister wives, marathoners, Marlboro and gay husbands.

Shoe runs in, pinkies, meditation push ups, bully pontificator, gratitude list, captain, pity pit, neighbor Dave, Boston bombings, perceived enemy, righteous, Bobby Slayton, show biz doctor, Elvis Presley, married couples, fat ass, agnostic, voice overs, Lou Rawls, Comedy World, Bandits, hit by a truck, Hitler, Paul Lyons, Barney Fife, impressions, thumb tacks, Catholics, Puerto Rico, touring, teaching English in South Central, Astrology, & little people.

Craig's new DVD- Daditude, changing poop, spring break, man boobs, yoga, camel toe, traveling with a system, AXE Body Spray, pheromones, Hai Karate Cologne, free soap, large pores, freckles, eye patch, Triumph Spitfire, Lipstick, rainbow, the Bump, trampolines, foam life guard, thumbtacks, Bold & Beautiful porn, Herk, David Zasloff, relatives, old people, Havana, Bronx, French golf, sugar, Shakuhachi, shofar, prisons, Zen Judaism, evolution.

We went right to the phones today with Keith Leon, garage sales, bi spiritual, 80%, practice wife, 7 steps, socks on the floor, surfer dentist, April fools, What's Bugging Barb, Craig gets gassed by the dentist, dog cones, bro origins, Kobe Bryant, hickeys, Rob Delaney, hunting vests, Speedos, Bill Cosby, Irish privacy, yoga, musicals, naughty biscuits, twitter fights, , babies, garbage trucks, sobriety, national anthem, London, Skype, parent issues, un-civilization, pain into good, and pay to comment.

We celebrate our one year Anniversary, Wonderlust, Shoe is clairsentient, the prediction of Jared, Diana Troy, masturbating for the first time, rubber underpants, coloring your hair, gambling, handshakes, gay rights, Facebook, Clarence Thomas, Jesus, Durango, Indians, white people, Anniversary cake, Hans King predicts a couple of blankets for iliana, the unknown is a huge opportunity, negative energy, success, tangible expectations, spirit with a human coat, write yourself a letter, mind chatter, self destructive behavior, shift of consciousness, Detriot, let go and get, interference, reluctant angels, New Mexico, and keeping your intentions pure.

Today on the show we talked about reflections in a window, Stephan the new intern, the creative messy type, family meetings, Shoe's walk, degrading women, evolving, crotch to heart, fixing people up, Bradley Cooper, petting a beautiful dog, The Please Touch Museum, tactile, dropping balls, Stanley's Comedy Condo, Facebook vs. Twitter contest, orgies, playboy model, webles, mini bar, queefing, labia lasso, sandblaster, Disneyland, managers, Hank Williams, Billy Bobo Debby the puppet, children's car seats, hiding in a VW trunk, country clubs, 1%, headless Gooffy, Rocket Man, more-again-higher, Jimmy Stuart, Brittney Spears, Fox News Rape, opinionated Elaine, the legend of Hole Woman, Kegels, and Joel wins the contest by 1!

White smoke for the new Pope, preempted by Rick Dees, TMZ, Kevin Cronin at the airport, Ray Romano, Obama, Sarah Smiles, Fan Fuxxx, moisture meters, Pope 2.0, Bergoglio, feeding apparatus, John Oates calls in, Maneater, eye black, go balls deep, Oates mustache, keeping yourself fresh, NASCAR Theme Song, Grammys, twitter show, good friends, Parks & Rec, the circle, ad libbed songs, Craig Handley calls in, MILFS, snatch chat, Wayne Dyer on PBS, Jay-Z, successful cast, zombies, Platanito, Telemundo, sanitariums, breaking the generational curse.

Kelly Carlin, daughter of George Carlin, hosts the show today while Craig is on the set of Parks and Rec. Rick Overton gives us a call to talk about Catholics, Cardinals and picking a new Pope. Shoe calls us, Dylan Brody joins us in the studio to talk about the Amy Pohler faux pa, vibrating in your pants, kraft table, Daddy issues, stereo hi-fi, jazz, Bob Dylan, bad acid trips, Valium, EGO, unicorns, Mother Teresa, LSD, adult freedom, magical donuts, martial arts, meditation, twitter currency, ghost stories, rats playing dress up, Charlie Sheen and Britney Spears.

Craig is in a great mood today and ready to recap the Oscars! The voice of the Oscars, Cedering Fox, calls in to announce our long time friend and Oscar winner William Goldenberg! Ted on a stool, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, ride the popular wave. Samuel L Jackson calls in a curses up a storm with a South African throw down. Tom Amandes is in the studio to talk about microphones, Ireland, Greece, college hazing, rhythm method, Catholics, 11 kids, mud rooms, mittens out of foam, Utah, birth class, home births, Dr. T and the Women, size 13 shoe, Saving Lincoln, Wilks Booth, assassination, Spielberg, descendants, Eisenhower, Dixie-crats, Lincoln's house, tri-cornered hats, Gettysburg Address, Daniel Day Lewis, green screens.

Joel's new hair, Sarah's laugh, critics online who focus on the negative, zombies, honesty, priest retirement package, Suzanne in a blizzard, fishing in a barrel, butter, Shoe catches a shark, sandpaper hands, sleeping under a truck in the rain. Christian Meoli joins us to talk about teasing the I-tals, aging well, Superbowl media pass, connecting the dots of our destiny, peace sign car flags, Dr. Jerry Buss, the Green Girl from Star Trek, Kick Starter, skate boards, incest musicals, sweat equity, revolving door, working with friends, and Boston cousins.

Sarah and Shoe stink, third base and tell, china town, Superbowl, Beyonce, genuine slutty, the super interpreter. Shoe's long time friend and Oscar nominated editor, Billy Goldenberg calls in to the show, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, surprise explosions, shutter takes. Rich Aronovitch joins us to talk about selling knives at Costco, Rosa Parks, Heroes, "breath-a-tuse", the Dungeon, Eddie Ifft, South Africa, refusing the towel, whale watching, sharks and bombing, Jim Mcmahon, Bold and The Beautiful, Sarah keeps Shoe honest, daddy to big brother, therapist looses it, and Rich finds God.

Shoe starts off the show with a rant, Jim Nabors comes out, Bitch Andrew calls in, baby talk with Sarah, what you resist- persists, The 3 Stooges, therapy with the Ex, and finally- The "I'm a cougar" story! Hilarious actress and comedienne Lisa Ann Walter joins us to talk about boobs, sexuality, body image issues, women in comedy, growing some ass, gay ex-husbands, Lindsay Lohan, raising her kids to be sexually respectful, and fine dining with utensils.