I Am Citizen Abels

In this clip from a past episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” featuring The Citizen’s old friend, cabdriver and poet Seth Goldman, The Citizen listens to his friend’s true story about the great Mel Brooks taking a ride in his cab in Manhattan in New York City. Goldman listens as the comedian, actor, and director speaks about NYC cab drivers, the great food in New York, the terrible bagels in Los Angeles, and how the goyim and Jewish people view food in a different light.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen’s sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur, answers a stream of Citizen fan questions about sex and BDSM. To The Citizen’s unfortunate surprise, the callers include old friends, Vladimir Sputin, Dr. Hilda Von Stern, and Blackbird himself. An old woman calls to ask Mistress Lydia how her younger boyfriend can pull the ol’ GILF’s hair without it coming off. So, sit back, take your pants off, and enjoy another great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and longtime and very smart friend, Ken Perry, discuss his passion for longevity and wisdom. Ken talks about experts and well-known YouTubers and health experts, Peter Ragnar and John Rose, two men who he credits with tremendous insight into leading a better, happier, and longer life. Nothing from Daoism to The Citizen’s raisins goes untouched in this great conversation. And believe you and me, The Citizen never likes to have his raisins untouched. So, sit back and enjoy another great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Citizen Abels can be serious – if someone actually has something serious to say to him. On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen and Ken Perry discuss the mental health “industry” and mental illness in general, as well as the ills of psychiatric medicines like psychotropics. Dominatrix Mistress Lydia was out for this show, dealing with the craziness of the BDSM world. So The Citizen and Ken try not to get too crazy as they talk about their experiences and their discoveries dealing with mental illness and the mental health “system.” They discuss the opinions and research of famed Dr. Peter Breggin and science journalist Robert Whitaker. The issue? Is the mental health system or “industry” a fraud perpetuated on patients, their families, and society in the name of money and ignorance? Stay tuned out there in Citizenland…   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citi

Like our fearless friend, The Citizen, always says, the best thing to do with a cucumber is to put it in the right place. And that’s what Citizen Abels and his kinky sidekick, dominatrix Mistress Lydia do on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Mistress Lydia takes the flogger to The Citizen as he prepares a cool dish of spicy and summery cucumbers. Look out because the pair gets wild and crazy talking about BDSM, going down into the bowels of the south, and not eating your meat – we mean, cucumbers, of course. Bon appétit!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Summertime and the living is easy. Well, not so easy, bud. Because it’s not so easy for some of us; they’re whipped. Literally. By dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur. The Citizen tries to cool down – and load up – the Mistress by making her a dark sweet cherry daiquiri and showing you how to do it while he’s at – just a little this and a little that. That Citizen. So talented. So, watch and listen to this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” as The Citizen gets Mistress Lydia to tell him about her week in the kinky and crazy world of BDSM. Cheers! Our favorite flavor…cherry red.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, or on your favorite podcast app or website. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Citizen Abels takes the chance to help you discover yourself in this episode. Not the type of discovery normally associated with The Citizen – relieving your anxiety by staying in touch with yourself. No, this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is about the Myers-Briggs personality style system and how you can learn about your personality by answering the Myers-Briggs questionnaire. Give The Citizen a try, and give the Myers-Briggs a try. The only thing to fear is fear itself.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen reviews 9 great free streaming services where you can watch free movies and TV shows without having to pay the monthly bill you get from Netflix, Hulu, and all of the other paid movie and TV subscription services. Just like The Citizen, these services are free. Free at last. Free at last!!!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Janet W. Hardy is the author of the famous book, “The Ethical Slut,” which talks about the question of honesty in sexual relationships. The issue of honesty for Janet in sexual relationships hangs on whether partners are dealing with each other on a consensual basis – is a lover of yours or you having side affairs without their knowledge. Without their knowledge Janet contends this is a non-consensual, dishonest, and ultimately unethical way to treat your partner. The Citizen and Mistress Lydia listen to Janet on this and other topics – like business, writing, publishing, and politics. Don’t miss this great show as The Citizen has to contend with the lies and tales he might have told.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook,

Though friends and family know, many out there in Citizenland don’t know that our fearless friend, The Citizen, is a veteran of many wars. Unfortunately, it’s not the ones you’re thinking of – with guns and bombs and tanks. No, Citizen Abels is a veteran of legal wars. And as a veteran of legal wars, The Citizen has met many an attorney not worth his weight in spit. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 19, 2019, The Citizen goes through what’s involved in filing an ethics complaint against an attorney – why you would, what you need to do, what the results might be, and the work, and the aggravation, and of course, the possible satisfaction. So, sit back, unlock your briefcase, and enjoy the show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. F

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 13, 2019, The Citizen talks with renown BDSM writer and publisher, Janet W. Hardy, who talks about her identification as a gender-queer sadist and switch, as well as about her relationships and her life in general. The Citizen and Mistress Lydia listen intently as Janet – the author and co-author of BDSM classics like The Ethical Slut, The Topping Book, The Sexually Dominant Woman, and the newly released, Impervious – opens up about a range of topics wider than the equipment in Mistress Lydia’s closet. So take yourself out of the closet – of your mind – and enjoy this great show.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcasts, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Str

It’s one more Father’s Day for Citizen Abels, and in this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded June 10, 2019 at the luxurious Four Strong Media Studios, dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur shows The Citizen who’s boss – just like everyone else in his life does. So The Citizen dons a dress, puts duct tape pasties on his breasts, and acknowledges the fact that he’s not anyone else – nor does he want to be. Anyone and everyone, hear ye, hear ye. The Citizen will do his own thing until the day he dies. Happy Father’s Day to me. God bless America. Okay, here we go, Kate Smith. It’s another great show. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcast, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest

Today’s episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is not another day playing with Tickle Me Elmo. But it is about those things like tickling feet and busting balls and humiliating little pricks – The Citizen and his little prick not included. And while Citizen Abels isn’t above some good clean adult fun, he winds up stripping down the fetish world – and himself – as Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur reveals her faves in fetishes and kink. You’ll hear our fearless friend with his mouth covered get embarrassed and dismayed – even with his mouth taped over with duct tape. Well, duck right now under the table, zip up your fly, and get ready for another great show. This episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” was recorded June 10, 2019 at the luxurious Four Strong Media Studios. “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcast, Last.fm, YouTube, Vim

Ow! That hurt! And that’s what this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” is all about. Dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur whips it good on the show, and even gives The Citizen a good flogging – or two. Don’t worry. Because our fearless friend never feels any pain. And anyone who’s been through a good divorce – much like a good flogging – feels no pain. So get ready, take your shirt off, take ten lashes and a gentle – well, not so gentle – prodding, and listen to The Citizen, as dominatrix Mistress Lydia D’Ouleur bares her soul about her profession and the BDSM lifestyle in this show, recorded June 10, 2019. Ow! Not again! “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Podcast, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High

It’s Father’s Day again. Another day, another dollar gone. Well, actually, more than a few gone. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our forlorn friend, The Citizen, relays a dream-inspired list of the 10 things most fathers really want this Father’s Day. Guys, gals, children of all ages, have pity on us fathers. Have pity on your father. Have pity on every father that had to deal with stinkin’ kids, wives, ex-wives, baby mamas, and etc. and etc. It’s another day, and another time to enjoy The Citizen. A night out with his buddies at a strip club. Please, kids. Please.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Listen, between the cost of weed and condoms – never mind iTunes and Spotify music – it’s damn frustrating being a teenager with empty pockets and a lot of needs. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 16, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go through a list of ways teenagers can make money this summer and be able to stop sponging off their parents. The dynamic duo also discuss what to do to get started in business and important things to consider when dealing with customers and prospective customers. Listen as Citizen Abels and Mitch almost sound like they know something. And enjoy!   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

The Citizen knows a little about a lot, and a lot about…well, his little… But what most men and women don’t know a lot about is vagina. In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch go down a list of 10 things every woman – and man – should know about their vagina. Or just vagina in general. Go down with the boys and have a laugh, as the two old farts try to embarrass each other like a smelly fish in their beds.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded May 17, 2019, The Citizen and Mitch discuss a number of ways that men and women can improve their sex drive – from eating better meat to swallowing all the best kinds of vitamins. Wink wink. But really, The Citizen cares. He believes the world would be a better, happier place if we all had better, happier sex lives. See if you agree as you listen to Citizen Abels make a wish for men and women around the world – an orgasmic wish.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Everyone loves a dirty blonde joke. It’s got a little ditz and a little jizz. Okay, The Citizen isn’t the most PC person. Enjoy his 10 dirtiest dirty blonde jokes. And remember, f*ck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™

Guy Shahar is a father and autism advocate. His advocacy grew out of the work he and his wife did to help their son, who has autism. In this clip from the original “I Am Citizen Abels” episode Guy appeared on – “Two Fathers Talk Autism” – Guy talks about what early signs of autism appeared in his son. Citizen Abels, who has twins on the autism spectrum, listens intently as Guy describes the realizations millions of parents across the world come to as they start to see their child has autism.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (http://www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC. You can listen to Citizen Abels on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Google Play, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and most podcast apps and websites. Follow The Citizen on Facebook, Twitter, and his other social media pages. Four Strong Media LLC. High art of the lowest order.™