Third Act Saviors

Hope you've got your lobster forks ready because it's time to chow down on an exciting new episode of TAS! We discuss the DMX/Jet Li classic, Cradle 2 the Grave. This is one episode you shouldn't fall asleep to... bitch.

Sometimes, even the greatest walls aren't great enough. You gotta spice them up with some green dogs! We watched THE GREAT WALL starring MOTT DEMEON! Get ready for the triumphant return of ghostilingus and some entitled cars! Sorry for the late release everyone! I WAS AT A WEDDING OKAY! PUNISH ME VIA TWITTER @thirdactsaviors

Did you know that mars is home to at least one MEAN BLOBS?! It's true! We watched LIFE to find out more. Stay tuned for rat jellies, hand crunches, and goopy Davids!!

Don't think it! Don't say it! Don't watch it! It's the Bye Bye Man! Join us as we taste some gam-gam biscuits, treat a 'dook infestation, and endure a social media marketing campaign from some etsy ghosts.

We were joined by very special guest Deb Kuykendall to watch The Shack! This movie is pretty much God turning his chair backwards and having a little one-on-one rap sesh with your immortal spirit about, like, life, man. And you know what? God's pretty cool, bro. He think you're fine just the way you are, sees people in rad colors, and makes spirit skateboards for children.

It's time to do the Mario! We discuss the greats of the Mushroom Kingdom: Mario, Luigi, Ashlee Simpson, and Milli Vanilli! Special guest visit by Siri.

It's right-winger fantasy time everybody, because WE ARE WRATH!! Join us as we discuss John Travolta's head, the best place to hide guns (inside the wall), and the storied traditions of the Koopa family.

The listeners have willed it, and so shall it be done: we watched the Seventh Son! Join us on a veritable witch hunt, and stick around for a visit from CAT DRACULA! You lucky devils. Contact us! We'll watch your movie! Twitter: @ThirdActSaviors Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Credit to Crumpet on Soundcloud for our fun Halloween music! https://soundcloud.com/spacecrumpets/guts-and-stuffing

Have you ever made a magical new best friend... and then trapped him in a car impress girls?! WE HAVE! We watched Monster Trucks! Get ready for the return of Dr. Tepper, Mr. Tibb's, as well as the premiere of Everybody Loves Bane-Mond and the launch of tumblr.ferngullysux.pizza. Most importantly, NEW EPISODE TITLE FORMATTING. OH YES. Get in touch if you have thoughts! @thirdactsaviors thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Somebody heisted the plot out of this movie! We watched Ocean's 12! Join us for a trip to the Olive Garden, visit some Metal Gear Solid bad guys, and make lots of eating noises into the microphone (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED).

Are you a bad guy? Do you wish there were more movies where you got to root for your bad guy kin? Passengers is the film for you! Also included is a brief digression on the musical artist Kaskade.

We looked in some very emotive eyes and found some secrets! And a cat dressed as Dracula! AAH! Join us as we fix this "thriller", rank all the movies we've seen so far, and compare the size of our peanuts!

We watched THE BOSS with special guest Kayla Teel! For maximum participation, figure out your stance on Tagalongs (the cookie) before pressing play.

Having never seen any of the movies in the Divergent series, we watched Allegiant! A recipe for success! Hop in your jelly beans, stick yourself to the side of a helicopter, and come and a wonderful ride with us straight to tarptown.

We watched Tomorrowland! Inappropriate child robot romance? Or viable explanation for what's been going on with the world for the last few years? YOU DECIDE

Remember the bad kid that lived next door to you?! Spend a few hours with them by watching WAR DOGS

We watched our favorite comedians CA$H SOME MFING CHECK$ in Flock of Dudes!

May your giants be big and friendly. May your dreams be tooted from a horn. And may your queen blast some serious ass in front of the politest of company. We watched The BFG!

Hop in your wayback machine because we're going back to a simpler time when chokers, the matrix, and soul patches were socially acceptable. Jacob's pick for this weeks Classics bonus episode is Swordfish!

This week, these three wise men watch some tough guys smoke some doobs and have an old fashioned spy fight!