Third Act Saviors

Assbones! Fresh ropes! Dick cuts! Who knew the bible had so much good stuff in it?! twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

As it turns out, men aren't from mars, they just like to visit! We watched John Carter! twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

This week we watched the HBO Original movie and ironically compelling argument for destroying art: Fahrenheit 451. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

This week, we took a took a self guided tour through the world of ghost-inducing unsettling architecture. We watched Winchester! Join Jacob, Mike, Daniel and O'Henry the Bag-Headed Boy as they uncover the secrets of this old house. Stay tuned at the end of the episode for a very serious improvised play about jealousy. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

This week, the boys stay perfectly on task and ONLY discuss Pitch Perfect 3, like they're supposed it. Here's a list of things that they DEFINITELY DON'T DISCUSS: Late night swords, Matthew Lesko's magic suit, Seattle Area Public Access, why you should always aim for the moom, Art! Art! Art! Art!, and Pharrell's very loud hat. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

We watched 88 Minutes! LANGUAGE DISCLAIMER: Also, hey gang, Daniel here. While editing this ep I beeped out some sexist language that we (mostly me) used. We like to be a little crude, and in this case I was trying to be shocking. But, listening back to it, I felt a gross about it. So, rather than excise the whole bit and pretending like I'm a sweet angel that doesn't make mistakes, I gave it a beep, hoping that you'd come read this and see what was up. We like to make a show that is comfortable for everyone to listen to, and missed this mark this time. Sorry! I'll keep my wits about me in the future, and stick to my wheelhouse of inappropriate number innuendo (69, 420 et al.). Get in touch if you have thoughts. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Get out your executive desk toys and imprint Brian Cranston's face into them because Saban brought us some rangers and they're powerful! Stinky Pete makes a visit, and we learn about some Caboose Babies.

It turns out the real monster... was that high pressure system that's rolling in on Wenesday. But don't worry, we have a space station that can shoot bombs and space lasers at it. Cancel the apocalypse with us and your best friend of indistinct European heritage: Gerard Butler. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Mr. Policeman, we gave you all the clues... about which movie we watched! THE SNOWMAN! Unfortunately, this film bucks the snowman-movie trend of inanimate objects becoming living things, and instead portrays the opposite :( twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

You sneak your way past the guards and enter the town… of Los Angeles! The city with a +2 against angels. We watched Bright! Stick around for a visit from Coldstone Steve Austin, a taste of authentic Morian salsa, and a cure for BVS. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Finally, a movie that goes place! And boy does this one GO PLACES! Join us as we join the boss baby on a quest through: heaven, the dark depths of capitalism, and several buttholes! Our special guest today is John Wachter, a very talented improviser and actor in the Seattle area. Find his OTHER podcast here: https://soundcloud.com/imprvnews9 twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

We watched a movie with a really long name! Now no one will see our secondary title >:( Valerian is like a feature length Eiffel 65 music video, but with mouth spiders, an inter-dimensional shopping mall, and Rhianna! Stick around to hear Jacob's revolutionary pitch for an Austin Powers reboot. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

No, that's not a typo! The North Pole is just very litigious when forcing you to become a fat bearded man. Get ready for rude dads, rad boards, and reinhold judges. All of these things are featured in THE SANTA CLAUSE! Check out Potterless: https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/ twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Come live la vie boheme! Eat huevos rancheros! Drink beer! Refuse to come off a balcony! Ya know, bohemian things! We watched Rent to see what an inclusive bad movie looks like. twitter: @thirdactsaviors instagram: @thirdactsaviors email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com

Today, we're joined by special guest Jekeva Phillips to watch Lady in the Water! Sexy bedtime babies, milkbeards, and incorrect volume calculations: this episode's got it all! Find out more about Jekeva's various projects! Subscribe to Word Lit Zine: http://squ.re/2xKB3B8 Submit for WLZ's YA fiction contest: http://bit.ly/2j0gUPy Get your tickets for the Holiday Specia (Dec 22 2017)l: https://seattlecomedygroup.com/show-calendar/ Contact us! Twitter/Instagram: @thirdactsaviors Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors

BIG OL' SPOILER ALERT: If you plan on reading the books, and don't like spoilers skip to 10:18! But even after getting it all out at the beginning, we couldn't help but talk about some book stuff throughout the episode. On this START STUDDED episode, we fix everyone's favorite book series, movie, and lifestyle: the Dark Tower! Featuring special guests Peter Jackson, Guillermo Del Toro, Steven Spielberg, Mister Bizkit, and Keystone Jesus.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, because you just might have something unrelated but also bad happen! We traded in our gashapons so we could switch on Wish Upon. Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Twitter: @thirdactsaviors Instagram: @thirdactsaviors

Live from New York it's the Third Act Saviors! We're continuing our month of SCARY MOVIES with Thirt13en Ghosts. A bygone relic from the days when numbers were letters, too! Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Twitter: @thirdactsaviors Instagram: @thirdactsaviors soundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors

Alternate titles were: 'Top Mum' and 'A Porky's Divided'. I think that's all the episode description needed for this one. Twitter: @thirdactsaviors Email: thirdactsaviors@gmail.com Instagram (NEW!!!!!!!!): @thirdactsaviors

Pop open that Surge, attach your wallet to a chain, and get ready to hack that sack because XANDER CAGE IS BACK, BABY! Our favorite thumb person (Vin Diesel) goes on a fun sex adventure and we've got some hot takes. twitter.com/thirdactsaviors soundcloud.com/thirdactsaviors thirdactsaviors@gmail.com