Carmody Central Podcast

The talented Dwayne Colbert is back! Today we are talking about the past, the future, and the present.  We were so simple as children, nowadays children's lives are complicated with social media and all those cool hi-tech toys.  We reminise about old tv sets, adjusting the antena and using foil to get a better signal.  We speculate about the future, if people will need the concept of right and wrong, good and bad, will our imaginations deteriorate?  Also we talk about the here and now of working in a creative career.  Failure, being awful at something, and willing to be uncomfortable are all needed  in order to progress to the next step. 

Nathan Rossi and French Cousin join today to talk about French people and how Americans are jealous of their vibes.  Plus, they perserve their culture... which is a reocurring topic today. Also, why do people want to share their bad shit... like drugs? Might as well talk about meth, pharmacueticals and whether or not adderol turns you into the hulk.  Shit gets deep and we discuss God, and not so deep when we talk about doctors legally needing a witness when touching your "private parts."

I wanted to repost my guest apperance on Dark Match Wrestling Podcast called The Female Perspective.  We are talking about our old wrestling days back when I was Billy's manager and our old variety show we made called Badger Nation TV.  How we stole his mother in law's car to bring him to Wrestle Mania back in the day.  We talk about everyone in wrestling getting sued, Zumba, Goth Thugs, Hardy Boys, Lita... Dudley Boys, and we do an awesome round of trivia.  So much fun make sure you subscribe to them!

Comedian Ruben Paul joins Carmody Central today to chat about success, being humble, paying your dues, and hard work.  You know all those things that unspoiled people like to talk about.  This is a great episode because we talk a lot about honesty in your work, expressing yourself, and being comfortable with sharing your truths.  

Witty and Pretty, Melissa Stetten, joins to talk about a little of everything.  First, my odd obsession with her... which includes me having a bunch of weird dreams about her.  Followed by, I basically want to be her and steal her face... and her writing career. Can I be Melissa one day? That aside, we talk about lying about your age, modeling, people being people... and the new scientology movie. 

Damien Bodie is a great Austrialian actor joining me today and we are talking about Adulthood.  Those small moments that make you realize you're not a child anymore. Like having a fresh roll of toilet paper BEFORE it runs out and you dont have to substitute with another type of less soft paper.  Or shopping for food and not buying all candy and chips, but getting real food too.  Being an adult isn't easy but it's funny when you realize it has begun.  

My brother is joining me once again and we are just chatting in the most politically incorrect way possible. You know, the way you talk to your family when no one is listening.  Well we recorded it, and today we are talking about the Asian Market, Italian Family Culture, Closet Gay people, realizing you're gay andf our fucked up family.  Please Enjoy. No, you Enjoy.

BK Phillips is a great fashion designer based out of LA, but first he shares a story about beating up a guy on Fox News and going viral.  Next we talk about Game Shows and how BK was actually a contestant on Dog Eat Dog.  Fashion, art, and the apocolypse are all on topic for this episode.

This is a replay of my appearance The Jim Norton Show on SiriusXM. Callers ask anonymous questions on Sex, Cross Dressing, Methadone, Cheating and Virginity. 

Back in Jersey City and I am so lucky to have these guys on my podcast.  I have the entire crew from Dark Match Wrestling Podcast, Billy, Mike, and Nick.  These guys are hilarious and we are taking a little trip down memory lane.  Billy and I were best friends in High School and we share some great stories from our rebellious years.  Now we are have been reunited through podcasting.  Also, we talk about Mike and how he literally walks everywhere... in SHORTS! I had two pairs of pants on.  Meanwhile, Nick is the Ultimate Fan of wrestling and an overall hilarious guy.  I love their podcast, please make sure to check it out and subscribe to these guys on itunes.

Carmody Central's reigning champ, Myrone Sumner, is back... don't act surprised.  We are talking about current events, the Grammys... Kanye picking on skinny white people on Beyonce's behalf, Kardashian bullshit in general, Bruce Jenner, Valentine's Day, and Myrone shares the more strategic break up he's ever seen.  

My favorite person on earth joins me for a nice chat about a little of everything.  Jim Norton!! Yay! I'm not lying when I say he's my best friend so glad to have him on.  We talk about his underwear, NY vs LA, and about Jim's childhood.  We talk about his parents, Jimmy Robinson his imaginary friend that used to pick on little Jimmy Norton.  We talk about self deprecation, self hatred, bad habits, and growing up in the 70s... not that I would know anything about it.  Enjoy this treat!

Carmody Central's bottom bish, Myrone Sumner, is back once again and better than ever cause he just got over being sick.  Well we both did and we are tracing our steps to find the culprit.  Also criticism, people’s opinions and feedback, why they’re important but also completely annoying and discouraging. Receiving criticism from people your dating, like thats fuckings fun.  Also, Valentine’s Day, 50 Shades of Grey, and shitty vague answers to direct questions.  I talk about the book I'm writing and how my phone is out to get me.  

The lovely and gorgeous Camilla Cleese joins to talk about attractive women, growing up an insanely tall blonde, fitting in, bullying, dating, and cat fishing.  We talk sex, penises, my obses vagina, comedy, LA and tons more.  The point is pretty women can be funny too, don't just think that shit is for ugly people. 

Amy Schumer talks dick size, Colin Quinn talks body image, the begining of gyms, sex clubs and AIDS, Jim Norton talks about privacy, Robert Kelly got arrested at 10 years old, Chip Chipperson is a fucking liar, Edgar Mellencamp & Uncle Paul drop in, my gay little brother talks shit on comfortable straight men, and my mom admits she liked hitting us sometimes.  If you only download one episode of Carmody Central, let this be the one.  

The End is near... not the apocolypse, just another year.  Another reason to look back at our lives and feel like shit about it... judging ourselves by the accomplishments of the year.  Well my friend, Lucy Arnell, is joining to talk about a bunch of random pointless stuff.  She tells us about getting robbed, I talk about my sleeping habits.... and yea, other stuff. Check it out.

Tis the season for depression, rape accusations and figuring out if you need to get your booty call a Christmas gift.  My hilarious friend, Myrone Sumner, joins to discuss ugly sweater parties, group texts and reserfacing exes.  This would not be complete without addressing how Bill Cosby came into our living rooms and raped America.  Intro Music by Brian Lynch.

My dear friend, Brian Lynch, joins to discuss motivation.  But instead we have a highly unmotivated conversation about a little bit of everything, from my stinky refridgerator, to girls smashing valuables when they get drunk, to how I can only swim with one hand because my throat is too big. Enjoy this randomness... I'm in a terrible mood and Brian tries to make me feel more motivated while I shit on everything.

I found some archive audio of a podcast I recorded with my mom last year.  We attempted to talk about pop culture, but she couldn't keep up.  My mom acts like this is an interrogation for the first 15 mins, answering only yes or no questions.  Then I pull it out of her that she enjoyed hitting us as kids, the different ways she disciplined us, and we talk about some childhood memories.  Enjoy this Carmody family reunion. 

Once again, talking about shit that I know nothing about.  I don't know what it takes to be a good parent or lover, but my friend Russell Bailey and I can speculate... can't we? He has an interesting theory that you mustn't put your child first, but instead keep living your own life and set an example for them.  Me on the other hand, my theory is that if you are too good of a parent your child will come out fucked up, so you kind of have to be a little awful to make a good person.  Seems logical to me... also the proof is in the pudding, look at only children? Now look a person who was neglected as a child. Wait, maybe its inevitable, we are all fucked up. We also talk endlessly about food because we are vegetarians, which means we are more obsessed with food than your average person.