Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Gerald Blancmange begins S2E3 of Pudding Masters contemplating which Marie Louise inspired the legendary trifle, Creme Marie Louise. Then Gerald offers apologies to Walter de la Mare as he interprets the seminal poem, "Napolean". Then Professor McGuire gives a reading from page 36 of Pride and Pudding: The History of British Pudding Savoury and Sweet by Regula Ysewjin regarding raspberry vinegar. Then Pip The Pudding Librarian convenes Pudding Points to profess the inner workings of Creme Marie Louise. Then Gerald tells a story of receiving a Brown and Polson's Corn Flour Blanc-Mange mould from Professor McGuire. And he proceeds to sample his first Blanc-Mange made from said mould. Delicious. Then Professor McGuire gives another installment of On The Court, where he delivers news on Ivy League basketball. And for the finale, the triumverate heads into the Limerick Corner, for reading of original limericks! Pip The Pudding Librarian's offering: Born of the Holy Roman Empire Her love took her to France,

Johnny sojourns further into the Beckett sidequest wild goose chase. First he checks out the Pilgrim Boy icon in the Atomic shop and snags a free repair kit. After that, Johnny examines his weapons and ammo, makes a couple repairs, checks in with Beckett, and heads off on the Shooting Star quest. But of course he needs to stop at Pleasant Valley Station to buy some Stimpacks. Then he makes quick work of Star at her makeshift camp setup. Then after a quick jaunt back to Beckett at the C.A.M.P., Johnny gets another quest from Beckett - Bot of Gold! Johnny has to free a Miss Nanny at Garrahan Mining Headquarters. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Juice Bag Hero returns for his first appearance since Covid! He recounts breaking his ankle and the subsequent rehabilitation, his enthusiasm for knives, namely his new Matt Westberg blade, the Bergblades Slim, his glowing baby keester, vacationing in Mexico, quitting cigarettes, CyberPunk 2077, Call of Duty, Elder Scrolls Online, Forza Horizon 5, Red Dead Redemption 2, fried egg sandwiches, serving Daniel Day Lewis, Beyond burgers, tots, piercings, Corvettes, and more! Go binge our over 500 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After getting free stuff from the Atomic Shop, Johnny continues his blind servitude to Beckett's ally side quests and his futile attempts at finding more fusion cores. The Pet Peeve quest has Johnny heading to Johnson's Acre to look for a dog that turns out to be a mole rat. Johnny also heads back to Atmos Pharma to find a fusion core or two. And of course he needs ammo for all his weapons. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Gerald Blancmange begins the party with contemplation of shredded suet and jam roly poly. Then Gerald Blancmange offers apologies to bard Robert Frost as he offers an interpretation of "Stopping By Pudding On A Showy Evening." Gerald then welcomes in Professor McGuire and Pip The Pudding Librarian for mirth and discussion. As part of a new segment, Pudding Points with Pip The Pudding Librarian, Pip proffers the finer points of Queen Elizabeth's favorite dessert, Bombe Glacee Royale. Her majesty prefers hers with mint ice cream and chocolate. Then Professor McGuire speaks on his new educational assignments at Brown University and he gives an update on Ivy League basketball in a segment called On The Court with Professor McGuirer. Then, of course, the triumverate finishes the episode off in The Limerick Corner with readings of of their very own Limericks. Enjoy! Go back and binge all of Pudding Masters season 1! All the silky grooves and original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange

Johnny Kielbasa and Mishy talk about all your fantasy football championship implications during NFL week 17. This Week's wagers: Mishy is taking Cincinati over KC for $5000 Mishy says Joe Burrow outpoints Patrick Mahomes for $1000 Johnny takes Tennessee over Miami for a big bottle of Tennessee sour mash Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the week: Buffalo Bills, Cincinnati Bengals, Indianapolis Colts, New York Jets Mishy's More Punts and Penalties Than Points: New Orleans vs. Carolina Binge unhinged on our 500+ episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and The Meat Master reconvene to celebrate the end of the year, Johnny's new talk box, Frampton Comes Alive, knee replacement rehab, the finer points of cooking a prime rib roast, steak tyranny, seafood prices, slaw knives, and more! HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SAUSAGE HUT PODCAST! JANUARY 1ST IS THE BEST DAY TO QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. QUIT! COLD TURKEY! JANUARY 1! YOU CAN DO IT! Go binge our over 500 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks!

Johnny Kielbasa puts 2021 to bed with an unscrupulous cream cheese mousse of pudding funk that oozes up from the depths of the sea and falls down from the outer spaces at the same time. This quadratic equation of wah pedals, clavinets, talk boxes, and fx spin in infinity together in an audacious double helix of funk and hijinx from astral projection demons hellbent on the destruction of any semblance of musical understanding that you might have thought you had. Stick it in your headphones and space out, work out, or freak out... Play it at your New Year's Eve soiree to get your guests heads melting in the right direction... Turn it up in your car for an autopilot adventure that will magnetize the spacetime between you and your destination. Out with the old....and in with the gold. HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SAUSAGE HUT PODCAST! And while you're at it, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk" and enjoy hours of free original eternal jamnations. And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks!

Johnny (as V in the game) Johnny into more side adventures in and around Night City. He heads north to the oil fields north of the city and doesn't find much of anything. Then its time for side jobs! Reported crime: Don't Forget The Parking Brake Johnny takes the northernmost side job here. He has to dive into oily fluid and swim to the bottom to get some cargo out of a van that was either driven off a ledge or drifted in after not engaging the parking brake! Cyberpsycho Sighting: Six Feet Under Johnny sneaks around trying to subdue the cyberpsycho, Lely Hein. He accidently kills him once, so he tries the mission again and successfully executes a non-lethal takedown to complete the mission. Gig: Lousy Kleppers Johnny happens upon a warehouse full of armed thugs. He tries to sneak in and around by disabling some cameras and using some non-lethal takedowns. It's not easy. Johnny takes several attempts at it, getting more and more annoyed each time. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All th

After a bodacious Week 15 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy emanate through the casserole of NFL football games in week 16. Week 15 in the NFL Shitty Bowl week in college COVID finally wins week in America And penultimate week in fantasy football America's Team The Cleveland Browns Drowned in a Great Lake of Covid As Ohio succumbed to Omicron Making way for Nick Mullins And a thrown-together OLine Despite that And cold temperatures They absolutely, positively should have Pulled out a victory Against whatever is left Of the Las Vegas Raiders So its pretty much over for the Browns And a long offseason of QB questioning is nigh Meanwhile in the AFC North The distance between 1st and 4th Was microscopic Because The Yinzers are too dumb to give up And the Kentucky Bengals Are just...meh Week 15 stretched all the way From Thursday night To Tuesday night The circumstances behind it sucked But doubleheaders on Monday and Tuesday Was kinda sweet. What the hell got into the Lions? Or, more importantly, What the

Pudding Masters is back with an all new season! Season 2 of Pudding Masters celebrates tides of yules and solstices and a brand new colleague! Pip the Pudding Librarian joins Gerald Blancmange and Professor McGuire to celebrate traditional end of year puddings. To start, Gerald Blancmange gives all apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson and reads the seasonal ode, Pudding Time. Professor McGuire proffers a discussion on Stirring Sunday and the wishing involved therein. Then the trio considers dousing a christmas pudding in brandy, setting it aflame, and launching it across the sky. And, of course, no episode of Pudding Masters would be complete without a trip into The Limerick Corner! Where everyone brings an orignal limerick. Tip the Pudding Librarian's debutante offering: A pudding, a goose, a plum Oh dear, Christmas is here, it's come I clean, I bake The merry, I make Oh fuck it, go get the rum Professor McGuire's donation: We had a student named Victoria Rice She was very demanding, yet still very n

After a luscious Week 14 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy whiz through the cornucpia of NFL football games in week 15. This week's wagers: Mishy takes Indianapolis over New England for Indianapolis 500 tickets. Johnny takes Detroit over Arizona 3 large Detroit style pizza and 2 pitchers of Pepsi Mishy says Roethlisberger outpoints Tannehill for 3 dozen assorted donuts Denver/Cincinnati loser has to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters Johnny takes Atlanta over San Francisco for a case of Rice A Roni Mishy's More Penalties and Punts Than Points: Giants Binge unhinged on our 500+ episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a slaptastic Week 13 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy whiz through the sludgefunnel of NFL football games in week 14. This week's wagers: Mishy takes Jacsonville over Tennesee for a fine bottle of Tennessee sippin whiskey Johnny takes San Fran over Cincy. Loser has to eat Skyline chili spaghetti. Mishy takes Chicago over Green Bay for a 50lb wheel of the sharpest cheddar that Wisconsi has Over/under for Ditka picutres during that game: 7 Mishy's Defensive Touchdown of the week: Pittsburgh Steelers Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a despondent Week 12 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy slipstream through the melange of NFL football games in week 13. This week's wagers: Johnny takes Chicago over Arizona for 3 large deep dish pizzas Mishy says Jared Goff outpoints Kirk Cousins for a dozen Steak Sandwiches Johnny takes Team Football over Raiders for tickets to Blue Man Group Mishy says Goff outpoints Heincke and Carr outpoints Goff for $1000 Johnny takes Pittsburgh over Baltimore for a roaster of sausage and peppers and dinner rolls Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the week: Arizone, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Jacksonville Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: jo

After a chili-topped Week 11 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy zing through the gravy boat of NFL football games in week 12. This week's wagers: Mishy says Carson Wentz outpoints G.O.A.T. for full hand-wash car detailing services Johnny takes the Giants over the Eagles for two large Brooklyn pizzas Johnny takes the Falcons over Jacksonville for a week at Mishy's condo in Atlantic Beach or 3 nights in Atlanta if Mishy wins Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the Week: Detroit Lions, Jacksonville Jaguars Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

It's time for another holiday culinary adventure with Patty Links! Our journey begins with Patty Links experimenting with cranberry sauce on the stove top and cranberrys in a mixed drink. Then Patty and Johnny discuss the finer points of everyone's favorite mayonnaise-based side dishes of all time: 7-layer salad topped with Hellmann's! Pro tip: you should keep the mayonnaise on top and the lettuce on the bottom until you get there, then mix it up and serve it in cute little bowls. Then the duo debates the merits of corn casserole. Then it's on to turkey techniques...thawing, brining, rinsing, worrying, moistening, etc. Then its stuffing time! Patty and Johnny discuss finding old recipes for stuffing and the ridiculous amount of butter that goes into them. Then Patty suggests putting crispy onion straws on top of mashed potatoes and the ramifications of messing with people's mashed potatoes. After that, they dispel myths of gravy and techniques for a successful gravy. To finish off, they discuss dess

After a shellacked Week 10 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy tromp through the pie tin of NFL football games in week 11. This week's wagers: Mishy says Joe Flacco outpoints Aaron Rogers for a $250 Visa gift card. Mishy says Jets beat Dolphins for breakfast at The Tic Tock Diner. Mishy says Joe Flacco will be a top 5 fantasy QB this week for a dozen pies to give away. Mishy says Joe Flacco will outpoint Joe Burrow for Ribeyes at Hugo's Cellar in the basement of the Four Queens casino. Mishy says Joe Flacco will out point Tom Brady for ummmm... Mishy takes DAL over KC for $150 of BBQ vs DAL BBQ Mishy's More Penalties and Punts Than Points game: ARI vs. SEA Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the Week: Tennessee Titans, Los Angeles Rams Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pu

After a river-diving Week 9 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy whiz through the vat of NFL football games in week 10. This week's wagers: Mishy takes the Jets over the Bills for 2 5-inch salami sandwiches with mustard and pickles on the side. Johnny takes the Lions over the Stillers for chicken paprikash dinner with a bacon blue cheese iceberg salad. Mishy takes Darren Waller outpointing Travis Kelce for $100. Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the Week: Tennessee Titans, Los Angeles Rams Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny (as V in the game) spawns in Japantown where he goes to get some cookies from a Joytoy. Then Johnny Silverhand appears in front of a busking guitar player who plays with "a lot of feeling". Then V and Silverhand head to the former site of the Rainbow Cadenza Club to look for some early recordings of Johnny Silverhand's band, Samurai, to complete the The Ballad of Buck Ravers quest. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast and Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a record-languishing Week 8 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy lament through the Kleenex box of NFL football games in week 9. This week's wagers: Mishy takes Cincinnati over Cleveland for $100 Johnny takes Dallas over Denver for a 72oz. ribeye with all the fixins. Johnny takes Minnesota over Baltimore for a crabcake dinner for 6 with a 5lb bucket of metled butter and fried green beans. Mishy's Defensive Touchdown of the Week: New England Patriots Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our nearly 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks