Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Johnny Kielbasa and Mishy return to Fantasy Football Ferocity to hash out prognostications for this week's NFL Draft. The gentlemen hypothesize about the New York Jets options for their two first round draft picks, James O'Shaughnessy's new home, things to do in Las Vegas this weekend, Burnley FC, DeShaun Watson, Baker Mayfield, offensive linemen, Deebo Samuel, running backs, and much more! Draft wagers: Mishy says Davante Adams will have more fantasy points in 2022 than Tyreek Hill for $200 Bellagio chips Mishy says DeShaun Watson will staryt week one for $250 chips in any casino. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Level 60 Johnny checks out the Atomic Shop then meanders around his C.A.M.P. basking in the glory of being done with the infernal Beckett ally sidequests. Then he re-gears and heads out to meet The Overseer Kanawha Nuka-Cola plant to finish the New Arrivals quest that he started months ago. After Johnny dispenses of ghouls and other undead, he manages to fire up the Nuka-Cola plant and produces inoculations inside of tasty Nuka-Cola. Then it's time to deliver! Johnny heads to Crater to deliver inoculations to Meg and Foundation to deliver inoculations to Paige. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny takes a quick look in the Atomic Shop for freebies and he finds a free lunchbox! Then Johnny spawns in his C.R.I.B. to unload some junk, evaluate his armor, repair some weapons, and picksup some stuff to sell before checking in with Beckett. Then they take off to the Watoga Underground to find The Claw and complete the Thicker Than Water quest. The labyrinthine Watoga Underground provides many challenges to Johnny and Beckett. But finally, we persevere and earn the rare achievement, Behind The Curtain (only 3.00% of gamers unlocked this). Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Слава Україні! Героям слава! War and peace To say the least; While bullets fly You watch and feast. Bombs and tanks And planes are needed Because history Has done doomed repeated So... Trip the hi-hat fantastic With this war-torn bombastic From the swamps of despair Through smoke-torn air To the glorious, hopeless sky To your swollen, bloodshot eye And back again. Heroiam slava. And while you're at it, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy hours of free original eternal juice of the muse. And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks!

Johnny finally gets back into The Sausage Hut to take some calls about where he's been, AEW Wrestling, Pudding Masters, DeShaun Watson, and more. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny looks to conclude his never-ending litany of sidequests for his asshole ally, Beckett. He sets up and sets off on the Siblings Piracy quest. Then he goes over by the Sons of Dane compound to steal some poison to complete the The Needs of Many quest. And after a quick trip back to C.A.M.P., Johnny slogs over to Drop Site 3G to kill The Eye to complete the Eye for an Eye quest. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny takes his first crack back into Night City after the big v1.5 patch (there's a lot, look it up). He then complains about having to redo his perk points. After that, he dives back into the Serious Side Effects mission at the Dew Drop Inn and he messes around with Photomode and keeps accidentally killing himself with grenades. Then after unloading some loot and messing around with perks, he attempts and repeatedly fails the Severance Package gig for Rihanna Kuma. Binge away on our 600+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Gerald Blancmange begins S2E3 of Pudding Masters contemplating which Marie Louise inspired the legendary trifle, Creme Marie Louise. Then Gerald offers apologies to Walter de la Mare as he interprets the seminal poem, "Napolean". Then Professor McGuire gives a reading from page 36 of Pride and Pudding: The History of British Pudding Savoury and Sweet by Regula Ysewjin regarding raspberry vinegar. Then Pip The Pudding Librarian convenes Pudding Points to profess the inner workings of Creme Marie Louise. Then Gerald tells a story of receiving a Brown and Polson's Corn Flour Blanc-Mange mould from Professor McGuire. And he proceeds to sample his first Blanc-Mange made from said mould. Delicious. Then Professor McGuire gives another installment of On The Court, where he delivers news on Ivy League basketball. And for the finale, the triumverate heads into the Limerick Corner, for reading of original limericks! Pip The Pudding Librarian's offering: Born of the Holy Roman Empire Her love took her to France,

Johnny sojourns further into the Beckett sidequest wild goose chase. First he checks out the Pilgrim Boy icon in the Atomic shop and snags a free repair kit. After that, Johnny examines his weapons and ammo, makes a couple repairs, checks in with Beckett, and heads off on the Shooting Star quest. But of course he needs to stop at Pleasant Valley Station to buy some Stimpacks. Then he makes quick work of Star at her makeshift camp setup. Then after a quick jaunt back to Beckett at the C.A.M.P., Johnny gets another quest from Beckett - Bot of Gold! Johnny has to free a Miss Nanny at Garrahan Mining Headquarters. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Juice Bag Hero returns for his first appearance since Covid! He recounts breaking his ankle and the subsequent rehabilitation, his enthusiasm for knives, namely his new Matt Westberg blade, the Bergblades Slim, his glowing baby keester, vacationing in Mexico, quitting cigarettes, CyberPunk 2077, Call of Duty, Elder Scrolls Online, Forza Horizon 5, Red Dead Redemption 2, fried egg sandwiches, serving Daniel Day Lewis, Beyond burgers, tots, piercings, Corvettes, and more! Go binge our over 500 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After getting free stuff from the Atomic Shop, Johnny continues his blind servitude to Beckett's ally side quests and his futile attempts at finding more fusion cores. The Pet Peeve quest has Johnny heading to Johnson's Acre to look for a dog that turns out to be a mole rat. Johnny also heads back to Atmos Pharma to find a fusion core or two. And of course he needs ammo for all his weapons. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny Kielbasa. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Gerald Blancmange begins the party with contemplation of shredded suet and jam roly poly. Then Gerald Blancmange offers apologies to bard Robert Frost as he offers an interpretation of "Stopping By Pudding On A Showy Evening." Gerald then welcomes in Professor McGuire and Pip The Pudding Librarian for mirth and discussion. As part of a new segment, Pudding Points with Pip The Pudding Librarian, Pip proffers the finer points of Queen Elizabeth's favorite dessert, Bombe Glacee Royale. Her majesty prefers hers with mint ice cream and chocolate. Then Professor McGuire speaks on his new educational assignments at Brown University and he gives an update on Ivy League basketball in a segment called On The Court with Professor McGuirer. Then, of course, the triumverate finishes the episode off in The Limerick Corner with readings of of their very own Limericks. Enjoy! Go back and binge all of Pudding Masters season 1! All the silky grooves and original music you hear is written and performed by Gerald Blancmange

Johnny Kielbasa and Mishy talk about all your fantasy football championship implications during NFL week 17. This Week's wagers: Mishy is taking Cincinati over KC for $5000 Mishy says Joe Burrow outpoints Patrick Mahomes for $1000 Johnny takes Tennessee over Miami for a big bottle of Tennessee sour mash Mishy's Defensive Touchdowns of the week: Buffalo Bills, Cincinnati Bengals, Indianapolis Colts, New York Jets Mishy's More Punts and Penalties Than Points: New Orleans vs. Carolina Binge unhinged on our 500+ episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and The Meat Master reconvene to celebrate the end of the year, Johnny's new talk box, Frampton Comes Alive, knee replacement rehab, the finer points of cooking a prime rib roast, steak tyranny, seafood prices, slaw knives, and more! HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SAUSAGE HUT PODCAST! JANUARY 1ST IS THE BEST DAY TO QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. QUIT! COLD TURKEY! JANUARY 1! YOU CAN DO IT! Go binge our over 500 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks!

Johnny Kielbasa puts 2021 to bed with an unscrupulous cream cheese mousse of pudding funk that oozes up from the depths of the sea and falls down from the outer spaces at the same time. This quadratic equation of wah pedals, clavinets, talk boxes, and fx spin in infinity together in an audacious double helix of funk and hijinx from astral projection demons hellbent on the destruction of any semblance of musical understanding that you might have thought you had. Stick it in your headphones and space out, work out, or freak out... Play it at your New Year's Eve soiree to get your guests heads melting in the right direction... Turn it up in your car for an autopilot adventure that will magnetize the spacetime between you and your destination. Out with the old....and in with the gold. HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE SAUSAGE HUT PODCAST! And while you're at it, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk" and enjoy hours of free original eternal jamnations. And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks!

Johnny (as V in the game) Johnny into more side adventures in and around Night City. He heads north to the oil fields north of the city and doesn't find much of anything. Then its time for side jobs! Reported crime: Don't Forget The Parking Brake Johnny takes the northernmost side job here. He has to dive into oily fluid and swim to the bottom to get some cargo out of a van that was either driven off a ledge or drifted in after not engaging the parking brake! Cyberpsycho Sighting: Six Feet Under Johnny sneaks around trying to subdue the cyberpsycho, Lely Hein. He accidently kills him once, so he tries the mission again and successfully executes a non-lethal takedown to complete the mission. Gig: Lousy Kleppers Johnny happens upon a warehouse full of armed thugs. He tries to sneak in and around by disabling some cameras and using some non-lethal takedowns. It's not easy. Johnny takes several attempts at it, getting more and more annoyed each time. Binge away on our 500+ evergreen episodes! All th

After a bodacious Week 15 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy emanate through the casserole of NFL football games in week 16. Week 15 in the NFL Shitty Bowl week in college COVID finally wins week in America And penultimate week in fantasy football America's Team The Cleveland Browns Drowned in a Great Lake of Covid As Ohio succumbed to Omicron Making way for Nick Mullins And a thrown-together OLine Despite that And cold temperatures They absolutely, positively should have Pulled out a victory Against whatever is left Of the Las Vegas Raiders So its pretty much over for the Browns And a long offseason of QB questioning is nigh Meanwhile in the AFC North The distance between 1st and 4th Was microscopic Because The Yinzers are too dumb to give up And the Kentucky Bengals Are just...meh Week 15 stretched all the way From Thursday night To Tuesday night The circumstances behind it sucked But doubleheaders on Monday and Tuesday Was kinda sweet. What the hell got into the Lions? Or, more importantly, What the

Pudding Masters is back with an all new season! Season 2 of Pudding Masters celebrates tides of yules and solstices and a brand new colleague! Pip the Pudding Librarian joins Gerald Blancmange and Professor McGuire to celebrate traditional end of year puddings. To start, Gerald Blancmange gives all apologies to Robert Louis Stevenson and reads the seasonal ode, Pudding Time. Professor McGuire proffers a discussion on Stirring Sunday and the wishing involved therein. Then the trio considers dousing a christmas pudding in brandy, setting it aflame, and launching it across the sky. And, of course, no episode of Pudding Masters would be complete without a trip into The Limerick Corner! Where everyone brings an orignal limerick. Tip the Pudding Librarian's debutante offering: A pudding, a goose, a plum Oh dear, Christmas is here, it's come I clean, I bake The merry, I make Oh fuck it, go get the rum Professor McGuire's donation: We had a student named Victoria Rice She was very demanding, yet still very n

After a luscious Week 14 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy whiz through the cornucpia of NFL football games in week 15. This week's wagers: Mishy takes Indianapolis over New England for Indianapolis 500 tickets. Johnny takes Detroit over Arizona 3 large Detroit style pizza and 2 pitchers of Pepsi Mishy says Roethlisberger outpoints Tannehill for 3 dozen assorted donuts Denver/Cincinnati loser has to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters Johnny takes Atlanta over San Francisco for a case of Rice A Roni Mishy's More Penalties and Punts Than Points: Giants Binge unhinged on our 500+ episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a slaptastic Week 13 Football Minute, Johnny and Mishy whiz through the sludgefunnel of NFL football games in week 14. This week's wagers: Mishy takes Jacsonville over Tennesee for a fine bottle of Tennessee sippin whiskey Johnny takes San Fran over Cincy. Loser has to eat Skyline chili spaghetti. Mishy takes Chicago over Green Bay for a 50lb wheel of the sharpest cheddar that Wisconsi has Over/under for Ditka picutres during that game: 7 Mishy's Defensive Touchdown of the week: Pittsburgh Steelers Binge unhinged on 30 Podcasts in 30 Days and/or our 500 episodes! All the original musical sweetness you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. While you're here, go to JohnnyKielbasa.com, search "funk", and enjoy all the free funk you can fit in a pudding bowl. Binge away on our over 500 episodes! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks