Regular Features
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 382:15:37
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Synopsis
Steve, Log, Joe, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to find a feature worth repeating
Episodes
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275: McClue's Golf Resolutions feat. Eartha Kitt
04/01/2018 Duration: 46minOh look at that pie on the windowsill! Why not take a bite? Mother will never know. Surprise, baby, you just ate FEATURES. Now you've got an acute case of the GIGGLES, idiot.
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274: A Hometown Duet of Shit and Death
28/12/2017 Duration: 46minSteve sings a Christmas classic, Gav gives a windy tour of his hometown, Matt celebrates the legacy of Gaz Coombes, Log is having a bloody awful week, and Joe wants to get you in the NEW YEARS MOODS.
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273: Sweet Doreen's Badash Song
21/12/2017 Duration: 43minWe bought a load of dead celebrities off eBay and ate them. Think that sounds sad? Well, it is. Please give us money so we can buy more celebrity ash: https://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures
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272: Driving Home for 69s with Santana
14/12/2017 Duration: 01h03minA Christmas Live Show! (Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hTZIstky2s ) Steve revisits The House of Kramble, Log takes a journalistic deep-dive into the shadowy world of Bingo, Matt sings a lovely Christmas song, and Santana returns with the spirit of festive cheer, which he illegally stole from a nursing home in Stoke.
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271: Now! That's What I Call Dog Prison
08/12/2017 Duration: 37min2 boys, 5 features, no borders, one love, 99 luftballons. CHRISTMAS LIVE SHOW! 11th DECEMBER! BUY! https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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270: Galapadapaslapaqueen
30/11/2017 Duration: 33minHey grumblecakes, why you lookin' so down? Perhaps you'd like to drape this hot towel of a podcast over your face and allow our comedy steam to open your audience pores? Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you. You'd like the evaporating fun to cool your listener skin, and create a pleasant sensation known only as THE NICE TIMES. Steve is back from Galapagos, Log is Royal Marriage Mad, and Gavin spoke to a woman who was very complimentary about our trade. Would you please come to our CHRISTMAS LIVESHOW SPECIAL? All the freakin' details are here, and there aren't many tickets left. We're expecting you! canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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269: Robbie Williams' Mushroom, Reviewed
23/11/2017 Duration: 48minTravel back to 2002 for a song lyric examination, then back to 2017 for some bang up-to-date film reviews, and then to the FUTURE OF MUSHROOMS. Whew, you must be exhausted! Why not kick back and relax by paying us money to watch us do a CHRISTMAS LIVE SHOW on the 11th December: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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268: Log's Big Job Interview
16/11/2017 Duration: 47minSteve cruelly turned down a job as Gav and Joe's Associate Hot Ass Provider - but we've headhunted a new candidate with the hottest ass in Nottingham. Will he make the grade??? Our next live show is a Christmas Special, and it is extra special because we forgot to book the theatre, so it's on the SECOND Monday of the month - December 11th. Please come: https://canalcafetheatre.com/
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267: The Gingerbread Mambo Queen of eBay LIVE
10/11/2017 Duration: 01h17minWe're sorry it's late, it's just that we're absolute idiots. SPOOKS! CUBAN DANCE RHYTHMS! SHOE FETISHISM! SWAN MURDER! REGULAR FEATURES? REGULAR FEATURES.
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266: The Modern Spooky
02/11/2017 Duration: 26minWhoa nelly! That's a big pumpkin. What is it, full of SOULS? That's just the kind of exciting garbage you can expect on this, a thrilling 2nd November special. You think the No Sleep podcast is good? *waits for response* Well they're a paper boat baby, and we just jumped into the pond, screaming and farting. Let's listen to this!
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265: The One Where Joe Gives Us A Sex Drug
26/10/2017 Duration: 44minA prodigal Joe gives everyone a strange Japanese potion, which sends the podcast freewheeling into a debilitating, but entirely legal, erotic reverie. There's a feature about Gremlins and another about Nixon doing a crime with a space shuttle, but both are overshadowed by a pervading and all-consuming sense of engorgement. We're so sorry. A live show you say? November 6th - www.canalcafetheatre.com
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264: Return of the Hog
20/10/2017 Duration: 32minSteve holds fort as Gav rides around Italy on a mean old hog and Log dispenses Nottingham-wisdom, an oxymoron if ever there was one, am I right *opens Google Maps*... SHEFFIELD? Come to our next live show! www.canalcafetheatre.com
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263: The Chilean Miners Assault Quantick Meridian
12/10/2017 Duration: 42minIs this the end of Quantick Meridian?! Where are the Chilean miners now?! Does Gav finally get the twatting he deserves?! Find out the answers to these questions and more in this week's episode. Come watch us do this nonsense live on November: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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262: Elon's Record-Breaking Uber Hog LIVE
05/10/2017 Duration: 01h01minGav, Joe, Log and Steve perform exactly 11 features. Sound impossible? Shut up, you don't know ANYTHING. Can you even imagine what it must be like to be in that crowd? If not, you should buy a ticket to our November 6th show huh huh? https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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261: Mogg & Log's Sexy Stories
28/09/2017 Duration: 35minHave you ever noticed how much 'Mogg' sounds like 'Log'? And how both of them *kinda* sounds like cob? Good, innit? Come see our live show on Monday the 2nd: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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260: David Attenborough's Shite With Destiny
21/09/2017 Duration: 37minThis is what happens when Joe n Gav sit too close to each other for 13 hours every day. Luckily, Matt was on hand with an actual feature about some space gun game. Come see us LIVE on the 2nd of October: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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259: Kenrod Basillica's Underground Bangs
14/09/2017 Duration: 35minJoe takes us on a journey of TFL joy, Technology Journalist Steven Hogarty explains the hot new features on the iPhone X, and Kenrod Basillica interviews the latest musicians on the musician scene.
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258: Blobbybaking, Blobbypornography, Blobbybirthdays LIVE!
07/09/2017 Duration: 54min- Steve: Read parental pornography - Joe: Lied about Bake Off - Matt: Plagiarised Sliders - Log: Attacked an allergic man with Nutella The charges were all dropped. Nice picture by @GaryDooton. GO AWAY.
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257: Dank Handclap's Big Boi Adventures
31/08/2017 Duration: 39minOn this week's episode, Gav reveals some American football naughtiness while Steve n Log get all hot n bothered by the continuing adventures of Quantick Meridian. If you fancy coming to see our live show on September 4th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507
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256: Four Naughty Boys, a Birthday Girl & The Kill Room
24/08/2017 Duration: 42minLog n Steve bring the funnies while Joe n Gav kidnap their colleague Alanah who celebrated her birthday with the boys in an abattoir. You can follow Alanah here: https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard Get yourself a ticket to the next live show on September 4th: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507