Girls With Tattoos

On this week's episode of GWT: Keely is not not irrational. Ana is lacking in her nutrients. Henry is the facetime queen. Eric is the true Talented Mr. Cold Shoulder. Keely's favorite bird is a crawdad. Ana's favorite bird is an airplane that kills cheating boyfriends. Mr. Penumbra is the OG daddy. Jk it's Edward Cullen.

Ana is the whore now 

Boston = bean town  ??  Ask Ana, I'm pretty sure she made that up.  Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by drunk Ana spilling her drink on you

In this episode of two whores in grad school, we learn that: -Ana is slaying the Seattle single scene while Keely is crying over cute kiddies. -Not only are Keely and Ana both ENFJ and 9 enneagram types, but they are also both some TRADER HOES. -They both took a stat test the week they recorded this and since Keely sucks and took forever to post this, we both got our grades back and KILLED IT so whoop thank you to our lord and savior Donna Sheridan for that -Speaking of lord and saviors, go and read Matchmaking for Beginners to meet our jesus, aka Blix Holliday. P.S. sorry for the crappy ending, Keely's mic hates her as much as Ana's new boyfriend hates astrology!!

Let a girl take a test and she will cum back to this. 

Come back in a couple hours after Keely has taken her test so that she can add a fun bio.

Goodbye.   Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos. Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

We’re back after a two week long hiatus!  Ana is a vine star. Keely is a sociopath. Ana’s dad says #nouggosplease. Keely’s dad says bye to #brokebitches. Ana’s and Keely’s moms both are strong ass bitches who can handle anything.   Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like their parents. Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

Grab a wand and a cup of tea darlings because it’s time to discuss Harry Potter.  Ana is using the steamy heat between her and her twitter crush to ease her cramps. Keely sat next to an expert whistler while she watched Broadway’s rendition of Spongebob’s squeaky boots. Ana’s patronus is a whore-fin. Keely’s patronus is a stripper’s appropriately-smelled cat. Ana is now dead because of Keely’s high pitched voice and Keely is being a good friend and deleting all the erotic fan fiction literature off Ana’s computer.  Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like Harry Potter. GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM5WI4MTXzc  Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday —

*warning* if you have misophonia, this episode will be hard to listen to because there’s a lot of sniffles from both of us crying Ana is moving to Forks, Washington. Keely lived out her Grey’s Anatomy fantasy with Dr. McScumbag. Ana got arrested for being gullible. Keely punched a wall because God told her to. Ana orgasmed live on the podcast. Keely wills Iron Man to die just like she willed her friend to die!  Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like a good cry. GWT SONGS OF THE WEEK:  https://youtu.be/8JAAjqvwqHw https://youtu.be/9txfpUhG_bw https://youtu.be/ZWCB3hpJDXM https://youtu.be/zgEaJw1wEB0 https://youtu.be/CO8QTlAwFT0 https://youtu.be/62Ha6SHtkt0  Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes c

Hey baby, hey baby - go get some ham and call it bacon cause we're talking about Canada, aye.  Rayland Baxter is a dirty Ryan Gosling. Dermot Mulroney is the lead in Keely’s dirty fantasies. Ana’s super power is that she can pee fast. Keely’s super power is manifesting her dream man to come talk to her. Ana has a kissable fish face. Keely has a touchable boob. Ana loves eating fiberglass almost as much as she loves exposing Canadians. Keely is going to kill a frat puppy and write a poem about it.  Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like Canadian boys. GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD9LNH3xNgU  Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on Apple Podcas

To best prepare for this episode, write some letters to all the girls/boys you’re in love with and have your little sister send them out since that is 100% realistic. Lana Candor is an angel that fell from her rooftop. Noah Centineo is simultaneously yummy and gross. Ana’s witchy cousin cursed her luck. Keely went to a Christian frat party and didn’t melt. Ana smells like eggs. Keely’s house is haunted. Ana likes to read other people’s journals. Keely not only likes older boys but they apparently like her back?  Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before” GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://youtu.be/aGCdLKXNF3w  Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday — s

Find a Y chromosome and turn the lights down low because we're talking about our favorite toy.  Ana needs the bad guy to do her right on a Friday. Keely needs the good one to wake her up on a Sunday. Ana loves boys who have grey hair at 14. Keely loves making elderly bad boys cry. Ana moved to Georgia so she could wave to her bumble crush on facebook messenger. Keely invited her tinder crush over and exchanged a taco for a taco.  Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who (most of the time) like boys.   GWT SONG OF THE WEEK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPRy1B4t5YA  Share our episode to twitter/instagram for a chance to be entered into a raffle for a $10 gift card!   Please please follow us around in person and on social media:  IG: @gwtpod  Twitter: @gwtpod  Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com  Ana’s IG: @honestlyana  Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza  Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis  Kee

Put on your gross converse and sexy crop tops because we’re talking about concerts. Too long, didn’t listen? Ana wants you to call 1-800-4AGOODTIME. Keely wants you to come over and listen to the Twilight soundtracks with her. Ana willed her childhood friends to have a bad weekend. Keely got catfished again on Bumble (Listen to “Coffee to Last Call” on iTunes or SoundCloud!!) Ana has butter teeth. Keely might be a lesbian. Ana wants One Direction to get back together. Keely just wants Zayn. Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who really like concerts. Share our episode to twitter/instagram for a chance to be entered into a raffle for a $10 gift card!  Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @gwtpod Twitter: @gwtpod Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday

Save this episode for the evening because it’s proven to sound best at twilight.  Too long, didn’t listen?  Ana is going through a divorce and “Sleepless in Seattle” is helping her get through it. Keely is getting catfished by a guy who thinks her tattoo idea is stupid. Ana is a classical music snob. Keely is a gross little child. Ana is going to get “American Bird, Flightless Mouth” tattooed on her forehead. Keely is going to sacrifice her dog to the vampire gods so that she can marry Edward Cullen. Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who really really really like Twilight. Email us any suggestions you have for our podcast!  girlswithtattoospod@gmail.com Please please follow us around in person and on social media: IG: @girlswithtattoospod Twitter: @gwtpod Ana’s IG: @honestlyana Ana’s Twitter: @honestlyanasza Keely’s IG: @keelyydennis Keely’s Twitter: @keelyydennis Goose’s IG: @pup_named_goose Episodes come out every Tuesday — subscribe and rate us on iTunes and Spotify!

Welcome to our (kinda) first episode. Listen to get a feel for what this podcast is going to be about for weeks to come, and meet your co-hosts, Keely and Ana!  Too long, didn't listen? GWT is just a simple pod where two easy-to-please girls choose a ~something~ they like to talk about. Keep an eye out for our first official episode in the future and get excited to listen to these two attention whores ramble on about their favorite things!