Game Of Thongs

After his coronation King Scott NoFriends embarks on an ambitious plan to win favour with the common muck: with the help of a renowned speech therapist he hopes to sound like the plebs.

An extended production period brings a big double episode for the finale of season 1\. After perceived failures in his rule, treason is afoot as contenders jostle to take the Barbed Wire Thongs from the feet of King Malcolm.   Will the Thongs leave the King’s feet? And if so, who will end up wearing them? I think we all know the answers to these questions but knowing the ending won’t spoil the journey.

**The Kingdom is in uproar** when it’s Stick and Ball team is caught cheating but Sir Scott NoFriends, Keeper of the Royal Coffers, thinks they might be able to use the furore to their advantage. Meanwhile Lord Tabbott of the Smuggled-Budgie is focussed on his own machinations.

King Malcolm returns from his visit with King Littlehands to find AusterOz in disarray and treason afoot. Thank the Seven the messenger chickens have brought good news… or have they?

Whilst King Malcolm attempts to meet with King Littlehands across the Big Sea, things get out of hand during a tournament involving Sir Dug the Scot and Lady MiFailure Crash.

King Malcolm attempts to use the furore surrounding Sir WannaBe Choice’s private life to hide giving royal tax breaks to the merchant classes. When this fails, he leaves Austeroz on a Royal tour in the hope his minions will deal with the situation.

Sir WannaBe Choice, Leader of the House of AndPee has made an error of judgement leaving King Malcolm to negotiate with House ALPS to ensure the continuation of the noble classes.

Turmoil hits the Kingdom over the date that Austeroz Day is held and King Malcolm must attempt to reassure his people.