Unlikely Adventurers

Okay, okay, this time we SWEAR we recorded an episode but the audio got all weird. Here: give it a listen! Next week, we will actually be back, we promise!

It's time for another solo episode! This time, we're with Becca as she talks about different games systems that she both really wants to play, while simultaneously knowing very little about! Fun!

Someone's feeling a little queasy, but that's not going to stop the character train from rollin'! Can Becca keep her Taco Bell down as we make adventurers out of classic Vines and a new twist on this week's Bethes-HUH?!?!?

What would it be like if your tongue was a tooth? That bent kinda the way one of those wooden snakes does? Find out that, and also the truth behind Victoria's Secret and much, much more this week.

Are the people that have passed on from this mortal plane living their lives in the clouds? Or as the clouds? We tackle this and other hard-hitting questions in this week's episode of Unlikely Adventurers. We will uncover the truth.

Macy attempts to do a solo rant about secrets in DnD and how her personal experiences skews this. Is it interesting or just dumb? You'll have to find out for yourself in this week's episode of Unlikely Adventurers!

Are you a fan of fun trivia facts? Do they get you in the mood? If you answered yes to one or both of these questions, you're in for a treat with Snapple, the Bard. He'll treat you right. Did you know honey bees can fly 15 MPH? Where are those little guys going so fast?!

Weird Noises, Sexy Green M&M, Vore: Welcome to the Unlikely Adventurers brand. Merch coming soon. Look out. We're gonna take the internet by storm.

Are you looking to improve your own adventuring skills for when the inevitable happens and you float through a portal on a tunnel of love ride and accidentally find yourself faced with the horrors of the Fey Wild in real life? If you're afraid this could happen to you, give this health and wellness dissertation by Travis Robe a listen! It's full of information and jokes. *While Travis is a professional personal trainer, he does not know you and your particular situation. If you're looking to start any sort of diet/exercise plan, please speak to your healthcare provider to make sure what you're doing is right for you*

The Great and Rightful President of Unlikely Adventurers, Becca Morgan, is back! She comes with a new segment. Turns out Macy is less garbage at trivia involving videos and movies than she is at wrestling and anime. Let's see how long that lasts.

Part two of Travis proving how much better at preparing a podcast he is than Macy, who says like, maybe three words until the very end. And even then, we're pretty sure he could have done that too if he had really wanted to. Submit your vote! #BeccaandMacyforPrez #TravisandCameronforPrez

When Becca is away, Travis comes out to play...This week Macy is joined by the one and only Travis Robe and we get an excellent dissertation on why anime and wrestling are like DnD and why using these mediums as backstories for characters can be friggin GREAT man. He also tortures her with some anime and wrestling. It goes as well as you would expect.

Five dollars can buy you a lot of things, like happiness. Happiness can be purchased in five to seven dollar increments by Venmoing Becca that amount of money to eat three packets of Taco Bell Diablo Sauce (not spon, plz spon) and requesting that she not drink any water with it. It's worth it. Super worth it.

Hey friends, it's me, Macy, one of the cohosts of this here podcast. Becca is out for this week and so I decided to take this time to highlight how bad I am. But hey! At least I posted something on Friday like I promised, right? Right?

If you need some good good quick life giving energy, 10 million Pixie Stix oughta do the job! It's healthy and safe, Becca said so.

Welp. This time, it's Macy's turn to take on the burden of doing a solo episode, but she cheated on that whole solo thing and brought on a guest because she doesn't like being alone. So please enjoy two nerds talking about the way that a two-year-long campaign panned out from both the DM and player perspective. And when we say part one about this whole shindig, we do really mean you can wait like 2+ years for the second part, you greedy humans. **Disclaimer: If you hate this episode, no harm, no foul. We will see you next week for our regularly scheduled shenanigans and tomfoolery******** JK you're banned from listening to podcasts if you hate this episode ******

From the very not copyrighted smash hit TV series Household Business, it's everyone's favorite troublemaker, Gorgle, and their hit catchphrase "Did Gorgle do something??" Cue the laugh track.

*Macy looks at the keyboard and considers the kind of information that the audience might want, tapping gently on the asterisk key**Becca says something brilliant**Macy sighs, why hadn't she thought of that first?*

Uhhhhh... Hmm. I don't know how this happened but it seems that we have somehow tapped in to an alternate dimension where they make... really good characters? So... Without further ado, enjoy this episode of Likely Adventurers...?

Welcome to our good good podcast for humans! Our very human podcast for humans, where we talk about vore and stuff. Very good and human with topics for humans that humans will enjoy. So enjoy, humans!!