Movie Mastery

  • Author: Vários
  • Narrator: Vários
  • Publisher: Podcast
  • Duration: 306:32:59
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Synopsis

The fellows from System Mastery and friends take to recording bad movies upon request!

Episodes

  • Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)

    01/11/2024 Duration: 01h30min

    Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell

    17/10/2024 Duration: 01h18min

    This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then "writing" a "script" to use it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Slotherhouse (2023)

    04/10/2024 Duration: 01h17min

    A horror comedy that forgets it's supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is kinda fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)

    21/09/2024 Duration: 01h21min

    A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to do with riding a dirt bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Soldier (1998)

    07/09/2024 Duration: 01h20min

    I know I had seen this movie before but couldn't remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is nothing to remember about this very boring movie about a a man that proves you're never to old to murder a bunch of people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Dracula 3000 (2004)

    23/08/2024 Duration: 01h13min

    A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for sex jokes and weed references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Bio-Dome (1996)

    11/08/2024 Duration: 01h13min

    A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where's My Car but has none of the charm, earnestness, or humor that make those work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)

    19/07/2024 Duration: 01h19min

    This is the type of kid's movie that isn't just bad because it's low quality schlock but also because all the advice it's supposed to be giving to kids is actively detrimental. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Billy Jack (1971)

    21/06/2024 Duration: 01h26min

    A movie that seems by all measures to be one thing ends up being something else entirely. While not exactly a masterpiece because some glaring issues, this might be one of the few 70's movies we've watched we didn't hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Tower of Terror (1997)

    08/06/2024 Duration: 01h17min

    Based on the Disney ride of the same name, this made for TV movie is desperately trying to not be scary. Or interesting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Now You See Me

    31/05/2024 Duration: 01h24min

    An otherwise decent heist movie that gets dragged down by some bad choices on CGI and presentation that could have easily been reworked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

    16/05/2024 Duration: 01h17min

    A 70's horror film that was mostly forgotten because even with a premise that seems like it should be wildly memorable, the entire thing is about as interesting as someone describing paint drying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Hard Rock Zombies (1984)

    24/04/2024 Duration: 01h15min

    A literal afterthought of a movie that manages to survive mostly on being so weird that you can almost ignore how bad and boring it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Puppet Master 4

    12/04/2024 Duration: 01h11min

    It's another Full Moon Features picture which means low budget kills and the absolute bare minimum of thrills. Unless you find extremely slow back-and-forth reaction shots between actors and puppets thrilling, in which case you might want to pace yourself on this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - The Stolen Princess (2018)

    29/03/2024 Duration: 01h19min

    Not every cartoon movie funded by a country can be as absolutely bonkers as Sir Billi or Millionaire Dogs. Sometimes you just get a mid Shrek/Disney pastiche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Morbius (2022)

    17/03/2024 Duration: 01h25min

    As requested, we are doing the follow up to the Madame Web watch with a look back at the first sign that maybe Sony just doesn't know what the hell it's doing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - In Theaters Now: Madame Web

    24/02/2024 Duration: 01h27min

    Can this movie truly be as bad as they say? Do we have another Morbius? Can we convince them to release this again in a couple months? One of these questions answered and more in the triumphant return of In Theaters Now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Money Plane (2020)

    02/02/2024 Duration: 01h15min

    A trip to the seedy sky of the crime world where the most hardened criminals can gamble on the most degenerate games like *checks notes* Texas Hold-em. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Bulletproof Monk (2003)

    19/01/2024 Duration: 01h13min

    Chow Yun-fat teaches Seann William Scott that wuxia style martial arts is all about believing in yourself or whatever but it's fine since the movie is really about punching Nazis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Movie Mastery - Life-Size 2 (2018)

    05/01/2024 Duration: 01h28min

    In a hard turn from the original movie that was about the acceptance of loss and moving on from grief, this movie is about how dynastic corporate wealth is a good thing, actually. And it's a Christmas movie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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