Fine Freyja

This is a short one. Things got busy for us, and we reached a logical conclusion for our first season. Will Freyja find her soulmate? See you next season!

After a week off, we’re back with some helpful tips on how to disappear from the public eye and possibly get yourself declared legally dead. You know, if you were to need that sort of thing.  

Wake up for Morning Cheetos with Chad Fingerbuddy and Chuck ‘The Duck’ Huckbuck on CHTO 99.1 The Cheeto! In this episode we discuss men wearing makeup, the value of crude humor, average maturity level, and we make friends with President Crab.

You’ve heard him on the radio during your morning drive. You’ve hired him to snoop on your cheating spouse. He’s Chad Fingerbuddy, P.I., and he’s here to tell you all about the dick buffet, improv classes for kinky roleplayers, and the amazing chocolate-covered unicorn that is the MOONMAN. This is a weird one, folks, so […]

It’s the franchise reboot nobody asked for! No, not really, we just expanded Freyja’s profile a bit. It’s a Very Special Episode! Join us as we talk about rich people, superficial people, hugging gay people, and the bodily ramifications of literally shitting a brick.

What’s the difference between a Woodstock hippie and a Burning Man hippie?  Why would anyone wear a mesh fedora? What would make you develop a cauldron fetish? Can you say you like sarcasm without sounding sarcastic? All this and more on this week’s scintillating episode.

This one’s got a lot of tangents that go way off topic. Mostly about beef fetishes and incest. Not at the same time, though if that’s what you’re into, we don’t shame here. This week we solve the Confederate statue problem, discuss cologne, talk about feet, consider having bear arms, ask whether getting drunk is […]

Come along with us on a journey where we create a world in which we have two butlers, who are also a couple.  This week we discuss the value of human lives, gnawing on bones in a post-apocalyptic future, the word “ditzy” makes a comeback, the meaning of so-called fake news, and sex in public.

Murder: We all do it. It’s been a healthy part of nature since at least forever. But what do you do after your murders? That’s right, we’re offering fashion tips on skin-wearing! OK, maybe not, but we do tackle issues like dating an ex, sex in churches, the differences between simple and complex people, and throwing […]

We’ve maxed out Freyja’s stats, and now she gets a Charisma bonus! I think. That’s how dating sites work, right?  Join us as we discuss things like the proverbial whips and chains, filling all the holes in your life (and body), welfare bias, foul goddamn language, the myth of introversion, legalizin’ it, and your little […]

Mark and Natasha are continually baffled by men who message us with stories that paint them in a bad light or give incredibly graphic details of their sexual exploits. Join them as they tear down capitalism, rip into the horrors of the adult film industry, whether we’d date someone who puts religion over the relationship, […]

You’re not going to believe some of the messages we get in this episode. One of them is easily one of the weirdest ones we’ve ever received, and you’ll know it when you get to it. Besides a large chunk of the podcast being taken over by new messages from would-be suitors, we discuss whether […]

Are 4-dimensional beings watching us at all times? Do gods have gods?  This week we discuss why knees are dumb, we dig down deep about being bullied and discuss how laws about it should be changed, and talk about our mutual pet peeve of using “lol” as punctuation. Plus, the power of prayer, whether “virgin” […]

How do you make love? In a factory, apparently. Come listen as we talk about our squishy hearts just waiting to be wrung out by machines. We also address  yet more questions about weed and casual sex, the big is beautiful movement, traditional heads of household, and getting WICKED DRUNK. The conversation somehow then devolves into […]

Trust me, you’re going to want to listen to this one. In this special episode of Fine Freyja Nights, we spend the first block of time talking about ethical non-monogamy from an academic research perspective. But then we get into our usual silly banter about things like The Polygamist Brady Bunch, we pitch a film […]

How long should you travel to meet up with a date?  How important are public displays of affection?  What is the value of watching How It’s Made? That’s not even scratching the surface of our 9th episode. We get into a lengthy conversation about our experiences with religion in this one, so it’s gonna be […]

What does a room full of constipated yoga goats sound like? What’s it like to drive down the Earth? Find all of this and more in our… octagonal episode? Is that right? Anyway, this week we tackle such diverse topics as smoking, defying parental influence, reading your partner’s email, building the border wall, shaving your […]

Aww, yeah. It’s time for Fine Freyja NIGHTS. So cozy up with your special someone, and… talk in a bunch of weird accents for no reason. We’re not sure why this happened, but it did. This week we address being “reliable” in an open relationship, the nature of intelligence, budgeting, and a mutant gets kicked […]

You probably have questions about that title, but… somehow we don’t have answers for you. In this episode we talk about Pete. Who’s Pete? I’m Pete. We also cover such controversial topics as single parent dating, offensive jokes, gun safety, flag-burning, and the most controversial of all, dental hygiene. I’m Pete. Direct stream on Archive.org […]

Put those pitchforks away. Before you fire off that complaint letter, you’ll want to hear the title in context! This episode contains a major purge of mail, and discussions about vegetarianism, so-called introverts, kink-positivity, creationism, and we only talk about one specific drug this time! Direct stream/download on Archive.org Listen/subscribe on iTunes